TV.com's Top 100 Everything of 2012, Vol. 8: Items 30-21

Due to some technical glitches, camping out for Les Miserables in our Javert cosplay, and intense Santa hunting (nailed the bastard), our schedule of weekday posting was interrupted on Christmas Eve and Christmas, and this is now a special weekend edition of our Top 100 Everything of 2012. But that's the excitement of live television television-related blogging! However, we're still on track to finish this dang thing, so let's press on with spots 30 through 21, shall we?


We'll trot out our picks 10 at a time, continuing through the end of the year, so check back regularly to see what else made the cut or to learn how to count down from 100.



30. Adios, Kristen Wiig


Over its 38 years on the air, SNL has seen dozens (hundreds?) of performers come and go, but only a select few have received proper send-offs (Phil Hartman's final serenade by Chris Farley-as-Matt Foley is one of the all-time greats). What began as a sketch to close out the Mick Jagger-hosted Season 37 finale turned into one of the most poignant and celebratory moments in SNL history when cast members past and present bid Kristen Wiig adieu. If Arcade Fire's performance of "She's a Rainbow/Ruby Tuesday" doesn't get you, then maybe Wiig's curtsy to Lorne Michaels, or her Gilly dance with Seth Meyers, or the look on her face when Bill Hader approaches just might do it instead.

Previously: SNL: A Star-studded Farewell to Kristen Wiig (Featuring Mick Jagger and Friends!)



29. The Idol so nice, they named him twice


In 2012 the slowly sinking ship that is American Idol took a pause from its inevitable demise to offer up one of the strongest batches of performers in years. The competition came down to two finalists—teenage mini-tornado Jessica Sanchez and aw-shucks heartthrob Phillip Phillips—with the general consensus pinning the win on Sanchez, who was to be the rare female winner in a franchise lately dominated by white dudes. Most of the criticism surrounding Phillips all season involved his similarities to other people: He had the growl of Dave Matthews, the sensibility of John Mayer, and, you know, the gender and race of the previous four American Idol winners. But in obsessing over what Phillip Phillips was, people overlooked what he wasn't: He was not your typical pop idol. He outright rejected a Tommy Hilfiger makeover in one episode. He frequently chose difficult, strange songs. He seemed downright uncomfortable on camera except when it seemed like he was cracking subversive jokes directly over Ryan Seacrest's head. Oh, and he endured EIGHT kidney surgeries throughout the season (which allowed him to thankfully sit out during most of those cheesy Ford commercials). But it was Phillips' subtle charisma mixed with occasional moments of knee-weakening earnestness that earned him that ultimate victory. After Seacrest named Phillips the victor and a guitar was thrust into his hands, he attempted to reprise "Home" (Idol's best-ever original composition, and the best song Mumford & Sons never wrote) amid a flurry of confetti while surrounded by a marching band. If you didn't feel anything when he broke down mid-performance, stopped singing, and fled the stage to find his parents, then we don't know what to tell you. American Idol may be one of the biggest purveyors of artificiality on television, but few moments were as real, moving, and human as that one.

Previously: American Idol: And the Season 11 Winner Is...



28. TV officially welcomes horror


Guys, 2012 television was SCARY and VIOLENT and GORY and we loved every bit of it. This year we got The River, 666 Park Avenue, The Secret Circle, and the asylum version of American Horror Story. Plus the continuation of The Vampire Diaries, The Walking Dead, Teen Wolf, True Blood and announcements of Bates Motel, Hemlock Grove, The Following, and Hannibal. Never has television embraced scaring the shit out of us as it did this year.



27. "City Council, bitches!"


Parks and Recreation is one of the most solid sitcoms on TV, and it's never more so than when the entire Pawnee gang is united under one goal. Leslie's run for City Council was riddled with obstacles, but we loved the way everything came to a head in the Season 4 finale, "Win, Lose, or Draw." Even though the episode built to Leslie's big moment, every character got a chance to shine, making for a beautifully fun, feel-good finale.



26. A new breed of Justified bad


Raylan Givens is obviously the main attraction in FX's Southern drama, but each season, his yin is yanged by a new crop of bad guys. This time around, Neal McDonough suited up as Robert Quarles, a Detroit mobster who liked to lock up human beat-up toys in rooms and smoke drugs with hookers. Not to be outdone, Mykelti Williamson did award-worthy work as Ellstin Limehouse, a butcher who ran things in the backwoods. Bad dudes make television work, and these two made Justified one of the best shows on TV in 2012.



25. Sherlock vs. Watson


Before sneaking into Irene Adler's flat in "The Scandal in Belgravia," Sherlock instructed Watson to punch him in the face for the sake of their cover story... but things got a little out hand when Watson allowed his "bad days" to get the better out of him. Yes, it was just another way to give the S/W 'shippers something to squee over (replace "punch" with "kiss" and you've got a fanfic!), but it was actually very funny in its own right.



24. A legen............ dary proposal


How I Met Your Mother may not be ending this season after all, but even still, certain beats need to be hit and one of those is the union of Barney and Robin, as was foretold at the end of Season 7. After a frustrating start to Season 8, "The Final Page" was vintage HIMYM resolving a major storyline and reminding us of the series' best times.

Previously: How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page" Review: The Robin



23. Sterling Archer finds the best sex he's ever had


After two seasons of some pretty raunchy, scandalous stuff, nothing should've shocked us about FX's animated comedy. Except for Archer's new sex plaything: the dope-smoking, cage-fighting, super-back-tattoo-having PAM!



22. Teen Wolf's Mother of the Year


Teen Wolf's triumphant second season did not lack for villains. As the show's mythology bloomed like a wolfsbane blossom, we met a multitude of warring factions: a reptilian monster, two different nefarious puppetmasters, an undead alpha, a gang of newborn wolves, a shadowy cryptozoological agency, and one mean bow-wielding teenage girl. But one character had our full attention during every (outrageously limited) moment she was onscreen: Allison's INTENSE mother, Victoria Argent. Those of you who watch a lot of teen serials know that moms usually come in one flavor: too young, too nice, too buddy-buddy with their kids. Victoria Argent was one of the few TV moms who actually seemed like an authority figure, someone a kid would NOT want to be grounded by. For one thing, she will knife-fight a werewolf. But really it was Eaddy Mays' portrayal of this mysterious lady badass that delighted Teen Wolf fans week in and week out. Not only did she set a new standard for motherly death-stares, but her (devastating!) death scene made us realize there was a human being underneath all that campy glowering. A human being we'll certainly miss.



21. "You've been warned."


Last Resort's excellent pilot episode was merely really, really good until Captain Marcus Chaplin (Andre "Where my Emmys at?" Braugher) delivered this threat while all the stories came to a head. Now that is how you get a point across.

Previously: Last Resort Series Premiere Review: Long, Hard, and Full of Awesome


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Limehouse and Quarrels were awesome in Justified. :D
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LOVE the Sherlock moment at #25 with all my heart. I'm so glad you gave that love. Seems like all fans want to talk about is the fall and angst and John crying and whatnot but that stuff isn't why I love the show - it's moment like 25! Thanks for including it!
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The Sherlock clip is priceless! The best line of that episode is when Watson says to Sherlock "I always hear punch me in the face when you're speaking, but it's usually just subtext." Like even though they've been friends for a while they still can't stand some of each others quirks.
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Unfortunately, "You've been warned" is now "You've been cancelled." Gonna miss this show!
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"Never has television embraced scaring the shit out of us as it did this year."

Classic. I agree 100%.
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Mama Argent FTW! Teen Wolf season 2 best be in the top twenty somewhere. Easily among the best shows of the summer, if not the whole year.
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Well, on #30 I can agree with the sentiment of the title anyway.

#24, I've already ranted enough on that issue, but I stick by my claim that it was horrendously manipulative and proves that he's not ready for a mature, adult relationship. Even Robin says as much before being moved by a single sentence on the back side of a piece of paper. Terrible writing.

Pam and Archer ranks that highly? It was pretty funny stuff, but I dunno how it qualifies higher than Arrested Development's return to screen announcement.
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Patrick Jane meeting his daughter from the Mentalist should be in the list. I wonder where will homeland's ending be
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They still have alot of stuff to put in just 20 spots (for example):
1- Game Of Thrones (Blackwater) episode.
2- maybe saying that Arrow is a great show not just talking about stephen amell's body.
3- something about The Vampire Diaries.
4- Lori and T-Dog's death on The Walking Dead.
5- Once Upon A Time's season 1 finale.
6- oh and please something about Smash come on it deserves something.
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21 <= I LOVED that one
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Yay for "The Robin." That was almost better than cheesy Christmas specials.
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When I saw the picture of Glenn I literally said aloud "What the fuck!", I couldn't believe that The Walking Dead had missed out on the top ten. Then I read it. With a big sigh of relief I fully agreed with the entry at number 28, the increase in horror shows on TV is definitely a good thing, I just hope it continues into next year and beyond. (By the way, I don't know if it has been shown in the US yet, but you missed The Fades off the list. Shame it won't get a second series, BBC3 decided to spend the money on a new season of Being Human, big mistake if you ask me.)

Anyway, 25, 24, 23 and 22 are also great entries, I wish Archer was further up the list though.
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Love that Sherlock is on the list - hoping there will be more.
Hated, hated, hated Victoria Argent so not much mourning on my part when she died but I might have been one of the few viewers who did. Actually I really don't like the Argents, including Allison after this season, except the father. I love Allison's father.
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"I had bad days!" That's probably the best joke of the series.
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Marcus 'Nuclear' Chaplin!
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I'm glad you put Sherlock and hope for more in the next two entries
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I am hoping for more two - this reference was good, but there has to be more from Sherlock! :)
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I'm really gonna miss Last Resort i hate ABC for canceling it.
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Cool I liked 30, 28, 24, 22!!! Can' wait for the last 20!!!
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Good stuff here. the episode of Parks & Rec, and moments from SNL & HIMYM would all be near the top of my list.
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I love #26 -- Justified is awesome. That said, I'm assuming that this entry means there wont be a separate one for Raylan and Limehouse "disarming" Quarles, then Raylan playing keep-away as Quarles was weakly reaching for his arm. That was one of my favorite scenes from all of TV in 2012.

Archer's struggle with both disgust and desire for Pam's hot sex was hilarious. Pam's awesome.

Sherlock vs Watson, HIMYM's Robin proposal, Teen Wolf, and Last Resort are all good to see. Although, I will say that I wasn't a fan of Mrs. Argent in particular... and aside from the first few episodes plus the proposal, I stopped watching HIMYM.
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How I Met Your Mother has been unwatchable for quite a while now, and Robin should have been written off the show years ago...
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Now we're getting to the good sh...tuff. Stuff. Excellent list.
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That one speech just amazing, where's my emmy is right for Andre. Still extremely sad about its cancellation
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#28 was my fave entry on this entire list so far since I'm a horror fan. But sad that you guys didn't add SPN to the collection. As always, that show will always be ignored but glad that 666 was mentioned.
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I just watched the "21. You've been warned" clip again. Still gives me piloerection and cutis anserina.
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"24. A legen............ dary proposal" was a Top 5 moment in my TV 2012 list!
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Sherlock! Sherlock! Sherlock! (That is all I have to say on the matter. Love that show with all my heart.)
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The Captain's speech... EPIC...
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re: #28 , I knew of Bates Motel, The Following, and Hannibal coming to Tv but I didn't know of Hemlock Grove so I looked it up and I see its based on a novel YAY! now I will read this after Dick Wolf's (Law & Order) first novel The Intercept .
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Waiting for some TVD mentions. lol. #fingerscrossed. C'mon, Price! :) I know it was you who got Victoria Argent on there, after all.
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Yay for this list! Solid
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All good for me. Except you can't watch ALL the shows (well you can, but I like to see the light of day sometimes) so I wasn't concerned by some of those.
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Yay for the Parks and Rec mention. Also glad to see The Robin since it pretty much reminded everyone that How I Met Your Mother can still do the nice romantic stuff in between all the terrible episodes. It has been a great year for horror, but really no separate entry for American Horror Story? Hope to see it somewhere in the top 10 because aliens, serial killers, Nazis, possessed nuns, and experiments gone wrong all managed to work together and make more sense and be more fun than the less crowded last season.
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OK, thumbs up for Sherlock and Last resort's pilot... other than that, I'm starting to think that either 2012 wasn´t a very exciting year or I'm watching all the wrong shows LOL
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you never know, maybe the shows I'm watching are in the top 20!
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2012 has been good for returning tv shows, but it is/was one of the worst pilot seasons so far
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If you're not watching Archer and/or Justified, then yes, I'd say you're watching the wrong shows.
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You are watching the wrong shows, 2012 has been fantastic for television.
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