CBS has renewed its long-running comedy Two and a Half Men for an eleventh season, so you can stop sending packages full of two and a half corpses to CBS headquarters. You win! The network announced the renewal in a remarkably hip way for CBS, via Twitter! It looked like this:
#TwoAndAHalfMen renewed for 2013-2014 season!— CBS Tweet (@CBSTweet) April 26, 2013
But the show isn't coming back the way you're used to. Angus T. Jones, who plays the half-man Jake, will not be returning as a series regular, says Deadline Hollywood. It's probably a mutual agreement, as Jones has been thinking about going to college and also having trouble wading through the piles of hundred-dollar bills that block the front door to the house. Oh, and he was caught calling the show a huge pile of poo in a video that went viral last year.
Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher signed one-year deals to make the renewal happen. They are still TV's highest-paid actors, earning about $700,000 per episode while you slave away for chump change. Have a great weekend!