Watch Larry King Do Standup on The Tonight Show

This is from last night's show; too bad the guy already quit his day job.

Conan O'Brien unveiled a new Christmas-themed set yesterday. That's a lot of lights.

Bret Michaels is finally off the market, ladies. He proposed to his longtime girlfriend, Kristi Gibson, on his reality show, Life As I Know It (of course).

Here's a 22-minute documentary about the past nine American Idol winners, in case anyone still cares.

Also!

... Larry David wrote a sarcastic op-ed in the New York Times about the new tax cuts for the rich.

... Conan is going to live-Tweet tomorrow night's show!

... FOX is thinking about adding a soundtrack to the Super Bowl. Please, no.

... Simon Cowell will probably be knighted soon. Again, please, no.

... Here's some documentary footage of Glee's Lea Michele back when she was a 12-year-old Broadway star.

... We couldn't agree more with TV Guide's hefty holiday wish list for TV.

... io9 has the skinny on Syfy's new action show, Alphas.

... Check out this exclusive footage from Family Guy's latest Star Wars spoof, "It's A Trap!"