Did you perchance miss Tons of Cash on Wednesday? You know, the new VH1 competition show where pretty people who are in debt compete to be less bad at managing their money. I'm sure it's on your DVR and you're planning to catch up later this weekend.
Anyway, here's what you missed: Charismatic arm-wrestling champion Jonny Sarhanis was voted off. We would be very upset about being deprived of more of his movie quotes and animal impressions if his firing didn't prompt him the following, which is quite possibly the best reality-show exit of all time.
Johnny Sarhanis is an artist. He's like the Girl Talk of reality television.
He took a little of this:
And a little of this:
...and made it into something all his own.
And we are all the richer for it.