We Never Thought We'd Miss American Idol, But X Factor Has Made It Happen; Watch the New Idol Promo (VIDEO)

Do you want to know how bad The X-Factor is? It's so bad, my first reaction to this 30-second promo clip for the upcoming season of American Idol was not, "No! Please! How much more atrocious music can one exhausted nation take?" But rather, "Why hello, old friends! Where you been hiding yourselves? Randy! Have you lost weight? Jennifer, can I get you a glass of champagne? Steve! Love the shawl! And Ryan! I think I've missed you most of all..." Yeah, pretty scary thought, I know.

But like it or not, it's coming. The Season 11 auditions are wrapped, having combed through a new list of cities in search of the next Scotty McCreery: St. Louis, Portland, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Charleston, Denver, Houston, and East Rutherford, N.J.

Also: Here's a 360-degree, behind-the-scenes photo of Seacrest standing outside the U.S.S. Midway retired aircraft carrier in San Diego. It takes a village to make him look good.

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