The lovable parents of ABC's Modern Family will find themselves facing off against the world's foremost thespianologist, James Lipton, when they appear on an upcoming episode of Bravo's Inside the Actors Studio, reports EW.com. It should make for a memorably unhinged episode. One thing is for certain, though: Stars Eric Stonestreet, Ty Burrell, Julie Bowen, Sofia Vergara, Ed O'Neill, and Jesse Tyler Ferguson will be given the Proust Questionnaire (as originated by French television personality BerrNAHD PeeVEAU).
But what would their characters answer? We put our best Proustian minds to work, and came up with these responses.
1. What is your favorite word?
Gloria: "Jayyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
2. What is your least favorite word?
Jay: "Jayyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
3. What turns you on?
Mitch: Home pickling.
Phil: "Not Gloria!"
4. What turns you off?
Claire: "Wedge salads. Fast drivers. Dylan's lyrics. You name it."
5. What sound or noise do you love?
Jay: "Silence. Sweet, sweet silence."
Phil: "The sound the pages of a Skymall catalog make as I thumb through them."
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Cameron: "That sing-songy thing Mitch does when he thinks he's right."
Mitch: "The sound of Fizbo's horn."
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Gloria: Puta madre! (poo-tah madre)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Phil: "CIA Agent."
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Jay: "Realtor. No offense, Phil."
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Cameron: "Welcome to the Barney's Warehouse Sale. Everything is 100% off."
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