Welcome back to the weekend, friends. I sure hope it's gearing up to be a good one. If you need suggestions for fun things to do, I've got a few: Take up ice dancing, learn how to be a pirate in the Caribbean, or build a hand-puppet to supplement your split personality. But if none of those work out, you can always watch all of this stuff! Get after it:
What to watch on Friday, August 3...
SPECIAL, 9 pm, PBS
The Barnes Collection
The popular documentary Art of the Steal was based on the controversy behind this collection of art located in Pennsylvania. The Barnes Collection, originally owned and assembled by Dr. Albert C. Barnes all on his own, includes thousands of pieces—many of which from artists like Cézanne, Picasso, Matisse, and Renoir. PBS will explore this grand showcase and discuss the dispute regarding ownership of this private collection years after Mr. Barnes's death.
In "Hot for Teacher," Wes finally admits that he's been having sex dreams about Dr. Ryan, who's (need I remind you) already engaged. That's awkward. Meanwhile, the stunning doc's fiancé turns out to be the guy Wes and Travis need to talk to regarding information on a recently uncovered dead body. Maybe the dream was just a way to bring Wes closer to the necessary informant? How twistedly clairvoyant of him!
Real Life: The Musical
It's a little bit weird, but... it's happening. OWN is making an attempt to capitalize on the success of High School Musical and succeeding shows like Glee by crossing the musical theme with reality. It's a real life musical! In tonight's second episode of this new series, a young man sets out to stage a grand "thank you" for his favorite teacher and enlists the help of Dancing With the Stars's Mark Ballas. This could either be a complete train wreck, or a really touching story. Or if we're really lucky, both!
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
XXX Summer Olympics, SWIMMING, TRACK & FIELD, DIVING, VOLLEYBALL, TRAMPOLINE, 8 p.m., NBC
Tyler Perry's House of Payne, 8 p.m., TBS
WWE Friday Night Smackdown!, 8pm, Syfy
20/20, 9 p.m., ABC
America's Most Wanted, 9 p.m., Lifetime
Chasing UFOs, 9 p.m., NatGeo
Flying Wild Alaska, 9 p.m., Discovery
Hollywood Heights, 9pm, Nickelodeon
Motives & Murders, 9 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Mobsters, 9 p.m., Biography
Say Yes to the Dress, 9pm, TLC
Super Saver Showdown, 9 p.m., OWN
Tyler Perry's For Better or Worse, 9 p.m., TBS
You Live in What?, 9 p.m., HGTV
3 Days to Open with Bobby Flay, 10 p.m., Food
Comedy Bang! Bang!, 10 p.m., IFC
Evil, I, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Fashion Police, 10 p.m., E!
Flying Wild Alaska, 10 p.m., Discovery
Gangsters: America's Most Evil, 10 p.m., Biography
Lost Girl, 10 p.m., Syfy
Randy to the Rescue, 10 p.m., TLC
Bunk, 10:30 p.m., IFC
House Hunters International, 10:30 p.m., HGTV
Edward Norton and Malin Akerman on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
What to watch on Saturday, August 4...
BACK-TO-BACK EPISODES, 8pm, CBS
I hope you're ready for a two-fer! At 8pm, "Ransom" profiles a bodega owner who goes after the men who killed his daughter, a mugging at a local high school, and an injured prisoner who gets sent to the hospital. But that's not all! An hour later at 9pm you get to feast your eyes on "Samaritans," which follows Lazarus as he tries to find a man who once helped him save a boy from a fire and then went missing. Also, Tonya and Ahmad work undercover—but the real gem of the episode will be when Kenny and Jackpot get cornered by an alligator.
SPECIAL, 9pm, BBC America
The Science of Doctor Who
If you're a fan of science fiction but just can't help from wondering whether or not all of the time-traveling, gizmos, and gadgets are feasible realities one day, you should definitely watch this special. Focusing specifically on Doctor Who, BBC America breaks down the scientific practicality behind the show's most mind-boggling exploits.
STAND-UP COMEDY SPECIAL, 10:30pm, Showtime
Kevin Nealon: Whelmed but Not Overly
Most of us recognize him as Doug in Weeds, but from 10:30-11:30 Saturday night, Showtime will host the hour-long comedy special that only knows him as Kevin Nealon, the father. And that's exactly what he'll be discussing—fatherhood. Grab your popcorn and get ready to laugh at what it's like for a dude to change diapers in public and stuff.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
XXX Summer Olympics, SWIMMING, TRACK & FIELD, DIVING, BEACH VOLLEYBALL, 8 p.m., NBC
Design Star 7 Winners Series, 8 p.m., HGTV
My Cat From Hell, 8 p.m., Animal Planet
Princess,8 p.m., CNBC
Welcome to Sweetie Pie's: An Extra Slice, 8 p.m., OWN
Bad Dog!, 9 p.m., Animal Planet
Celebrity Ghost Stories, 9 p.m., Biography
The Suze Orman Show, 9 p.m., CNBC
Wicked Attraction, 9 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Dark Matters: Twisted but True, 10 p.m., Science
Happily Never After, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Rove LA, 10 p.m., TV Guide Network
The Nerdist, 10 p.m., BBC America
The uneXplained, SEASON PREMIERE, 10 p.m., Biography
What to watch on Sunday, August 5...
In "The Gone Fishin' Job," the crew thinks they've targeted a self-indulgent debt collector, but soon realize he's also a domestic terrorist funding a dangerous militia. Wow, talk about a two-fer.
While coming to terms with recent casualties, the 2nd Mass tries to move on by making its way to Charleston. Also, Weaver gets some insight into Tector's history and Matt actually starts to bond with a girl who's harnessed. Something tells me that's like playing with fire.
In "Islandia" Jim and Jennifer investigate the murder of a lottery winner, but have to travel to a remote island to do so. Could that make for the most romantic murder investigation ever? Probably not, because Jim has other problems—namely his inability to connect with Callie back in Atlanta.
It's Walt's birthday! What a joyous occasion for him! But something tells me it won't be. In "Fifty-One" Skyler 'considers her options,' whatever that means, and Jesse and Walt get derailed when their plan is complicated by an associate. Sounds like all's still not well in New Mexico—but would we have it any other way?
In "5/1," Charlie gets an anonymous tip about the president's speech which causes his whole team to scramble back to work instead of being able to celebrate for their one-year anniversary party. All work and no play makes the crew a dull gang. Or, in this case, a successful gang?
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
XXX Summer Olympics, GYMNASTICS, TRACK & FIELD, DIVING, BEACH VOLLEYBALL, 8 p.m., NBC
Big Brother, 8 p.m., CBS
Cupcake Wars, 8 p.m., Food
Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition, 9 p.m., ABC
Jerseylicious, 8 p.m., Style
Mob Wives Chicago, 8 p.m., VH1
Secret Millionaire, 8 p.m., ABC
Sunday Best, 8 p.m., BET
3, 9 p.m., CBS Canceled!
Big Ang, 9 p.m., VH1
Chopped, 9 p.m., Food
Drop Dead Diva, 9 p.m., Lifetime
Hoarding: Buried Alive, 9 p.m., TLC
Ice Road Truckers, 9 p.m., History
Keeping Up with the Kardashians, 9 p.m., E!
Nightmare Next Door, 9 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Snapped, 9 p.m., Oxygen
True Blood, 9 p.m., HBO
Army Wives, 10 p.m., Lifetime
Bridezillas, 10 p.m., WE
Flip Men, SEASON PREMIERE, 10 p.m., Spike
I Survived..., 10 p.m., Biography
Iron Chef America, 10 p.m., Food
Longmire, 10 p.m., A&E;
On the Case with Paula Zahn, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Oprah's Lifeclass, 10 p.m., OWN
Political Animals, 10 p.m., USA
Strange Sex, 10 p.m., TLC
Taboo, 10 p.m., NatGeo
The Great Escape, 10 p.m., TNT
The Real Housewives of New Jersey, 10 p.m., Bravo
Weeds, 10 p.m., Showtime
Episodes, 10:30 p.m., Showtime
Black Dynamite, 11:30 p.m., Adult Swim
Aqua Something You Know Whatever, 12 a.m., Adult Swim
Squidbillies, 12:15 a.m., Adult Swim
What are you watching this weekend?