Congratulations on the one-week anniversary of LAST weekend! How will you celebrate?? (Hint: TV!)
What to watch on Friday, October 7...
When the bodies of two former bullies are found in a strangely desiccated condition, the team suspects a strange entity may be responsible. But that is, you know, in addition to whatever other crazy parallel universe stuff they're dealing with at any given time.
Sam tracks down a demon from his childhood (literal demon, not metaphorical) who's been eating folks' BRAINS. Honestly, I could use a demon like that in my life sometimes. Brains are overrated!
A body found in the trunk of a stolen car puts the investigators on the trail of a family of car thieves who now fear for their lives. Let's just hope they've learned their lesson about being a family of car thieves.
SEASON 4 PREMIERE, 10pm, Syfy
If you like time travel paradox shenanigans (and who doesn't, really?), tune in for tonight's season premiere of Sanctuary in which Magnus travels to turn-of-the-century London to stop Adam from altering the timeline. And while we're on the subject, everybody stop stepping on butterflies already, jeez!
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
A Gifted Man, 8 p.m., CBS
Kitchen Nightmares, 8 p.m., FOX
Nikita, 8 p.m., CW
Star Wars: The Clone Wars, 8 p.m., Cartoon Network
Wizards of Waverly Place, 8 p.m., Disney Channel
Dateline NBC, 9 p.m., NBC
I Shouldn't Be Alive, 9 & 10 p.m., Animal Planet
Man, Woman, Wild, 9 p.m., Discovery
20/20, 10 p.m., ABC
Blue Bloods, 10 p.m., CBS
Four Weddings, SEASON 3 FINALE, 10 p.m., TLC
Real Time with Bill Maher, 10 p.m., HBO
Strike Back, 10 p.m., Cinemax
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!
Twisted, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Anime Iron Man, 11 p.m., G4
Anime Wolverine, 11:30 p.m., G4
Bryan Cranston on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
David Arquette on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Evangeline Lilly on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Mike White on Last Call with Carson Daly, 1:35 a.m., NBC
Paul Giamatti & Alison Brie on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC
What to watch on Saturday, October 8...
Saturday Night Live
Ben Stiller and Foster the People, you guys. The big question is whether Ben Stiller will appear as the unpredictable, energetic version of himself from The Ben Stiller Show, or the low-energy straight-man version of himself from the past few years? We'll see!
SERIES PREMIERE, 11pm, BBC America
Free Agents (UK)
Just in time for the U.S. remake's cancellation, BBC America finally debuts the original British series about two professional colleagues who deal with their respective breakups by having a one-night stand. Any guesses about which version is better?
ORIGINAL MOVIE, 9pm, Syfy
Here's one for you eco-horror fans: Adrian Pasdar stars as a government agent racing to stop a monstrous "root system" from upending society! Much like the environmental classic An Inconvenient Truth, Everyone Should See This Film™.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Victorious, 9 p.m., Nickelodeon
Bedlam, 9 p.m., BBC America
Suze Orman Show, 9 p.m., CNBC
48 Hours Mystery, 10 p.m., CBS
Bad Dog!, SEASON 1 FINALE, 10 p.m., Animal Planet
Bizarre E.R., 10 p.m., Discovery Fit & Health
Nightmares Decoded, 10 p.m., Bio
What to watch on Sunday, October 9...
SEASON 4 FINALE, 10pm, AMC
Well, here we are: It's the final episode of Breaking Bad's incredible fourth season. Remember those crazies who complained that the show wasn't as good as it used to be? They were CRAZY—this season has been the best! Anyway, in tonight's suspenseful, stressful, probably unpleasant denouement, Walt and Jesse finally square off against Gus. It's like a Battle Royale of excellent characters!
Tonight Dexter meets a minister (guest-star Mos Def) who has an interesting way of proselytizing. (Hint: It involves serial killing). Plus Deb finds herself a sudden celebrity for her restaurant shoot-out heroics.
Carrie receives an interesting piece of intel from an undercover agent, plus Brody deals with his alleged PTSD and continues to avoid the label of "war hero." Also funny pranks and musical numbers just kidding.
Tonight Nucky calls in a favor with the U.S. attorney general, which may or may not have to do with the Coast Guard's disruption of an alcohol delivery. Plus Lucy deals with her loneliness. We've all be there, girl!
ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 10pm, Comedy Central
The Making of South Park: 6 Days to Air
South Park is famous for its incredibly short turnaround time, which is the reason the show's been able to comment on headline-making stories in virtual real-time. This documentary follows the production of a typical episode from inception to broadcast. Trey Parker and Matt Stone are wizards, seriously!
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
60 Minutes, 7 p.m., CBS
America's Funniest Home Videos, 7 p.m., ABC
Amazing Race, 8 p.m., CBS
Betrayed at 17, ORIGINAL MOVIE, 8 p.m., Lifetime
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, 8 p.m., ABC
Keeping Up With the Kardashians, WEDDING SPECIAL, 8 p.m., E!
Making Monsters, 8 p.m., Travel Channel
Tough Love Miami, 8 p.m., VH1
Bridezillas, 9 p.m., WE
Desperate Housewives, 9 p.m., ABC
Masterpiece Mystery!, 9 p.m., PBS
Sister Wives, 9 p.m., TLC
Against the Wall, 10 p.m., Lifetime
CSI: Miami, 10 p.m., CBS
Dirty Soap, 10 p.m., E!
Hung, 10 p.m., HBO
Long Island Medium, 10 p.m., TLC
Pan Am, 10 p.m., ABC
Real Housewives of New Jersey, 10 p.m., Bravo
How to Make It in America, 10:30 p.m., HBO
Kendra, 1 p.m., E!
Squidbillies, 11:45 p.m., Cartoon Network
China, IL, 12 a.m., Cartoon Network
What are you watching this weekend?