What to watch on Monday, October 17...
It doesn't matter if you sleepwalked through most of today—grab a sippy cup full of GO-GO JUICE, because it's not too late to have a good time. Just ask your television!
Not gonna lie, this show has really fallen out of favor at my homestead. Will tonight's fourth (or is it the fifth?) episode redeem things? Anyway, what happens is, a Sixer seeks asylum at Terra Nova, but who knows if she can be trusted? Also Reynolds confesses his feelings for Maddy. (Great, R.I.P. Terra Nova)
2 Broke Girls
Tonight the ladies attempt to raise funds for their cupcake business by throwing a '90s themed party at the diner. But whoops! Caroline's rich ex-boyfriend shows up! (P.S. Has anyone pointed out that by the time they save up enough money to start a cupcake business, cupcakes won't be trendy anymore? CC: Whitney Cummings)
Uh-oh, Amy's full-speed ahead with her enlightenment process, which unfortunately now includes trying to change the people around her. Tonight she'll attempt to convince her company to redefine its mission, plus she'll proselytize a ton to Levi. Oh, Amy.
Wentworth Miller visits his old network when he guest-stars tonight as a man whose extreme altruism could be classified as a mental disorder. Plus House reaches out to his old prison doctor, and Thirteen continues to battle with her own guilt. "I am a wealthy doctor who looks like THIS." —Thirteen's conscience
Tonight Castle and Beckett enlist the expertise of an insurance investigator when a museum benefactor is murdered after the theft of an expensive sculpture. You know, typical novelist investigation stuff.
MIDSEASON FINALE, 8pm, ABC Family
The Lying Game
TV's second most talked about identical twin-switcheroo drama caps off a successful half-season tonight when Sutton returns home with a thirst for revenge. Also, a thirst for a twenty minute "mirror" routine set to the Benny Hill theme song.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Adventure Time with Finn & Jake, 8 p.m., Cartoon Network
Dancing with the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC
Gossip Girl, 8 p.m., CW
How I Met Your Mother, 8 p.m., CBS
Outrageous Hollywood Urban Legends, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 8 p.m., TV Guide Channel
Sin by Silence, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 8 p.m., Investigation Discovery
The Sing-Off, 8 p.m., NBC
Bad Girls Club, 9 p.m., Oxygen
Bored to Death, 9 p.m., HBO
Gene Simmons Family Jewels, 9 p.m., A&E;
Hart of Dixie, 9 p.m., CW
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 9 p.m., Bravo
Scare Tactics, 9 p.m., Syfy
Two and a Half Men, 9 p.m., CBS
Mike & Molly, 9:30 p.m., CBS
Bachelorette Party: Las Vegas, SERIES PREMIERE, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Hawaii Five-0, 10 p.m., CBS
Most Eligible Dallas, 10 p.m., Bravo
Ridiculousness, 10 p.m., MTV
Death Valley, 10:30 p.m., MTV
Cuff'd, 11 p.m., MTV
Urban Legends, 11 p.m., Syfy
What are you watching tonight?