What to watch on Thursday, October 4...
Hey look it's, me again! It's too bad I can't do that nose wiggle like Samantha on Bewitched and freeze time, because tonight's TV lineup is seriously stacked:
SEASON 7 PREMIERE, 8pm, NBC
This is the final season for Tina Fey's satirical look at working on an NBC sketch show. Aw man, aren't we all going to miss her once it's over? But hey, Bryan Cranston is going to guest-star this year! Until then, in tonight's episode, "The Beginning of the End," Liz is stunned by the poor quality of programming Jack has planned for the fall and Jenna asks Liz to be a bridesmaid.
Up All Night
SNL alum Rachel Dratch makes an appearance tonight as Linda, an avid fan of Ava's. Meanwhile, Chris and Reagan try to prove that they're adventurous. What do you think constitutes a true adventure? Kite surfing? Ice Climbing? Standing underneath an elephant without being trampled?
Let me let you in on a big secret: I unironically like Glee. The singing, the adorably cheesy moments, and the melodrama... The soundtrack to tonight's episode, "The Break-up," will include an acoustic version of Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream," Coldplay's "The Scientist," and Demi Lovato's "Give Your Heart A Break." Which of the show's couples do you think are headed for splitsville?
Person Of Interest
In "Bad Code," Reese investigates a cold case that leads him closer to Finch and his kidnapper, Root. Plus Margo Martindale (Justified) makes a guest appearance as a woman from Root's past.
SEASON 6 PREMIERE, 10pm, MTV
Tonight the gang kicks off their final season of GTL'ing as The Situtation talks about his recovery, Deena deals with her long-distance relationship, and Snooki adjusts to being in pregnant in a party house.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Last Resort, 8 p.m., ABC
The American Bible Challenge, 8 p.m., Game Show Network
The Big Bang Theory, 8 p.m., CBS
The Next, SEASON 1 FINALE, 8 p.m., The CW
The This Old House Hour, SEASON 11 PREMIERE, 8 p.m., PBS
The X Factor, 8 p.m., Fox
Two and a Half Men, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Four Weddings, 9 p.m., TLC
Grey's Anatomy, 9 p.m., ABC
Nor'easter Men, SERIES PREMIERE, 9 p.m., History
Project Runway, 9 p.m., Lifetime
The First 48, 9 p.m., A&E;
The Office, 9 p.m., NBC
The Pyramid, 9 p.m., Game Show Network
The Real Housewives of Miami, 9 p.m., Bravo
Parks and Recreation, 9:30 p.m., NBC
Beyond Scared Straight, 10 p.m., A&E;
Bling It On, 10 p.m., TLC
Elementary, 10 p.m., CBS
Gabriel Iglesias Presents Stand-Up Revolution, SEASON 2 PREMIERE 10 p.m., Comedy Central
House Hunters, 10 p.m., HGTV
How Do They Do It?, 10 p.m., Science
POV, 10 p.m., PBS
Rock Center With Brian Williams, 10 p.m., NBC
Scandal, 10 p.m., ABC
Tamar & Vince, 10 p.m., WE
Texas Car Wars, 10 p.m., Discovery
Very Bad Men, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
House Hunters International, 10:30 p.m., HGTV
Prank My Mom, 10:30 p.m., Lifetime
Childrens Hospital, 12 a.m., Adult Swim
NTSF:SD:SUV, 12:15 a.m., Adult Swim
Craig Ferguson, The Raveonettes on Late Show With David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Ben Affleck, Octavia Spencer, Neon Trees on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Zac Efron, Jack Black on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m.,ABC
Daniel Craig, Archie Panjabi, Animal Collective on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Roseanne Barr on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
What are you watching tonight?