What to watch on Tuesday, July 17...
Sometimes I wish the networks would come up with more creative weeknight themes, like "Tyrannosaurus Tuesdays," where within each episode of any given series there'd be a T-Rex sighting—sort of like a live "Where's Waldo" hunt. How much fun would that be? Clearly, I should be running the industry. Here's your TV line-up for tonight:
SERIES PREMIERE, 9pm, NatGeo
Here's a thought: Gypsies are real. How about them apples? In NatGeo's new reality series, we're introduced to the Johns—a Gypsy family in NYC who owns a psychic shop. In the series premiere, a rival psychic shop opens up a little too close to home, prompting the four Johns brothers, who are already competing with each other to claim the family Patriarch status, to get a little hostile. (Fun, slightly offensive fact: The term "I got gypped" is actually a derogatory phrase referring to Gypsies. So stop using it and stuff!)
SEASON 10 PREMIERE, 9pm, PBS
For just under a decade, History Detectives has been hunting down historical artifacts that make us revisit fascinating moments from days passed. In tonight's 10th season premiere, the team of "detectives" take us back to the controversial Bob Dylan set at the 1965 Newport Folk Festival, when instead of toting his usual acoustic guitar, Dylan came on stage with a full fledged electric Fender Stratocaster. It spurred mixed emotion from the crowd as it symbolized a pretty bold "F you" to folk festival organizers, and even fans, who looked down on electric instruments. Have the detectives located the very guitar Dylan brought to the stage that evening? You'll have to watch to find out!
9pm, ABC Family
Jane by Design
In tonight's "The Backup Dress," Janie prepares for her official date with Eli and Ben gets asked by a minor-league baseball scout to suit up and try out. Meanwhile, Billy keeps his eye on Zoe and Nick, who appear to be getting a little too close for comfort during rehearsals for the school play. And Kate seriously considers Dakota's offer. For just one episode there sure are a lot of life-altering balls up in the air. Let's hope a couple of them fall—you know, to keep us entertained and all.
SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 9pm, The CW
The L.A. Complex
The CW just couldn't wait to get this group of Hollywood hopefuls back on the air. Five short months after Season 1's finale, the series returns with "Vacancy." In it the crew will confront a whole new slough of obstacles. First, Raquel starts doubting herself, questioning whether or not she's made the right decisions, while Nick and Abby attempt to conquer the challenges of being in a more committed relationship. (What's the deal with that, by the way? Since when has monogamy been more taboo than polygamy?) Then, after all of Tariq and Kal's progress, the unimaginable happens—but is it good or bad!? I MUST KNOW!
Franklin & Bash
I'm featuring this as a must watch because it's a show that many of you have expressed fondness for, but more than that, because the episode is called "Summer Girls." Doesn't that make you want to break out the cucumber water, spritz it with a lil' somethin' bubbly, and trade in the suit jacket for something linen before watching tonight? I think you should! The title, of course, refers less to summer dresses and sugary drinks, and more to the two female members of the Navy that have been charged with assault in tonight's episode. It's up to Peter and Jared to defend them, but the sailors' commanding officer doesn't think the lawyer duo has the chops for defense. Time to prove some Naval commanders wrong, amiright?
PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
2012 Tour de France REST DAY RECAP, 8 p.m., NBC Sports
Hell's Kitchen, 8 p.m., Fox
It's Me or the Dog, 8 p.m., Animal Planet
Michael Wood's Story of England, 8 p.m., PBS
Pretty Little Liars, 8 p.m., ABC Family
Wipeout, 8 p.m., ABC
America's Got Talent, 9 p.m., NBC
American Ninja Warrior, FINALS, 9 p.m., G4
Dance Moms, 9 p.m., Lifetime
Deadliest Catch, 9 p.m., Discovery
Design Star, 9 p.m., HGTV
Destination Truth, 9 p.m., Syfy
Frontline, 9 p.m., PBS
Hollywood Heights, 9 p.m., Nickelodeon
MasterChef, PAULA DEEN GUEST-STARS, 9 p.m., Fox
Mysteries at the Museum, MONUMENTAL MYSTERIES SPECIAL, 9 p.m., Travel
Rizzoli & Isles, 9 p.m., TNT
Trust Us With Your Life, 9 p.m., ABC
What Not to Wear, 9 p.m., TLC
White Collar, 9 p.m., USA
American Colony: Meet the Hutterites, 10 p.m., NatGeo
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Network
Covert Affairs, 10 p.m., USA
Craft Wars, 10 p.m., TLC
Haunted Highway, 10 p.m., Syfy
House Hunters, 10 p.m., HGTV
Kendra on Top, 10 p.m., WE
Love in the Wild, 10 p.m., NBC
NY Med, 10 p.m., ABC
Our America with Lisa Ling, 10 p.m., OWN
Pregnant in Heels, SEASON FINALE, 10 p.m., Bravo
Storage Wars, 10 p.m., A&E;
Teen Mom, 10 p.m., MTV
The Glee Project, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Tosh.0, 10 p.m., Comedy Central
House Hunters International, 10:30 p.m., HGTV
Workaholics, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Roseanne Barr and Aubrey Plaza on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35pm, CBS
Cedric the Entertainer and Ari Graynor on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, 12:37am, NBC
Heidi Klum and a performance from Best Coast on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37am, NBC
What are you watching tonight?