What to Watch Tonight: American Horror Story, Survivor, and Psych

What to watch on Wednesday, December 14...

The TV year's winding down before reruns take over entirely, so let's just thank our lucky stars we've still got SOME good things left (not so fast, Barbara Walters). Here's today's guide to your favorite shows involving ghosts, fake psychics, and/or filthy people:

8pm, CBS
Survivor: South Pacific
It can be argued that the past, oh, six episodes of this season have been pretty boring. That's the problem when a successful alliance systematically eliminates its opponents. But this episode (and Sunday's finale) should be slightly more interesting as we'll see how Coach's alliance crumbles, which Redemption Island outcast will return, and just HOW aglow Whitney and alleged homewrecker Keith will appear on that jury panel.

10pm, FX
American Horror Story
Things get awkward tonight when Ben attempts to take Violet off the property. Later Violet and Tate attempt to rid the Murder House of certain ghosts. Oh and also? Vivien GIVES BIRTH. Yup. Alert the Pope.

10pm, USA
Psych
Shawn and Juliet's romantic wine country getaway seemingly goes awry when (a) their hotel room is robbed, (b) a dead body turns up, and (c) the minibar prices are outrageous. Come on, you guys, no big deal. Just bring your own snacks.

9:30pm, ABC
Barbara Walters Presents the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2011
While Barbara Walters may not yet be at the level where she gets to decide who lives and who dies, she DOES get to decide who is or is not fascinating. This special details her top ten list for 2011. The one thing you should know is that Barbara Walters has a loose definition of "fascinating," as Donald Trump, the Kardashians, Pippa Middleton, and Simon Cowell all made the cut.

SEASON 26 FINALE, 10pm, MTV
The Real World: San Diego
It's been an entirely unmemorable season of binge drinking, homophobia, scream-whispering, and male beauty regimens, but the gang of Real World San Diego Part Deux calls it quits tonight. The finale deals with one last bender/rampage at a charity event, and a follow-up reunion special will gather together all the best bender/rampage clips of the season. See y'all at The Duel!

ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 10pm, TBS
Funniest Commercials of the Year 2011
Old Spice Dude Isaiah Mustafa hosts this round-up of the year's most LOL-worthy corporate advertisements. All I'm saying is, it better include my new girlfriend:



PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
The X Factor, 8 p.m., Fox
Baseball Wives, 9 p.m., VH1
Criminal Minds, 9 p.m., CBS
Work of Art: The Next Great Artist, 9 p.m., Bravo
I Hate My Teenage Daughter, 9:30 p.m., Fox
CSI, 10 p.m., CBS
Debra DiGiovanni: Single, Awkward, Female, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 10 p.m., Showtime
Hot in Cleveland, 10 p.m., TV Land
Moonshiners, 10 p.m., Discovery
State of Play, 10 p.m., BBC America
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!
Toddlers & Tiaras, 10 p.m., TLC
Top Chef: Texas, 10 p.m., Bravo
The Exes, 10:30 p.m., TV Land

LATE-NITE PICKS:
Bob Costas on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Charlize Theron on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Jane Kaczmarek on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET
Kathy Griffin and Jamie Bell on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Louis C.K. on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Patton Oswalt on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Robert Downey, Jr. and Lisa Lampanelli on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS

 

What are you watching tonight?

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American Horror Story
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Wow, a whole lot of nothing. Thank the Jesus for Late Night, I'll be watching The Daily Show, The Colbert Report and The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
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American Horror Story
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American Horror Story, Criminal Minds & CSI. Luckily I have Chuck Season 2 on DVD :D
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Criminal Minds and CSI
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American Horror Story.
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Psych
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American Horror Story!
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thank the lord for american horror story... i though this was the season finale but i guess not?
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Criminal Minds, AHS and Psych. Missing Suburgatory and Revenge already. :(
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I Hate My Teenage Daughter and Psych.
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The Debra DiGiovanni special! She is fairly popular in Canada, but I didn't know that Americans were even aware of her...
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Just AHS and Louis C.K on Leno
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Am I in my own personal Christmas special? or did I just wake up 5 years in the future??



Seriously, I am so kerfuffled. Something is different here....but I just can't put my finger on it.....
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Haha! I know what you mean. It's like getting drunk on egg nog, passing out on your couch, and groggily waking up only to realize someone broke in during the night and redecorated your whole house/apartment (and painted all the walls pale blue). So it's entirely natural to be a bit frazzled. But if you start seeing everything in claymation, then it's time to get concerned.
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American Horror Story, Chelsea Lately
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csi

criminal minds

american horror story
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Criminal Minds, CSI, maybe State of Play, Psych, Hot in Cleveland, The Exes...
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X Factor Semi Finals tonight! Since there's no new Suburgatory, Modern Family, or Revenge, then X Factor is all I've got tonight.



Oh! And I may just stick around and watch I Hate My Teenage Daughter. We shall see!
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Psych, and the LLS w/ Craig Ferguson.
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Psych, Criminal Minds and CSI.
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American Horror Story and Charlize Theron on Chelsea Lately.
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The Soup
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The X Factor, I Hate My Teenage Daughter, American Horror Story, The Soup, Psych, Hot In Cleveland, The Exes
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American Horror Story
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Psych, Hot in Cleveland, American Horror Story, The Soup and Funniest Commercials.
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American Horror Story, Psych & Criminal Minds.
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American Horror Story and Conan. By the way, Bob Costas was already on last night.
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Toddlers & Tiaras . . . . PSYCH! Haha! Gotcha. No, but seriously, I'll be watching Psych.
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Hee heee!
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