What to watch on Wednesday, April 25...
If your favorite night of TV is Wednesday, then congratulations! Today is your day. (Plus you have good taste.) Tonight's looking to be a lot of fun, and the fun starts here:
Tonight the lords of the karaoke dome grant contestants the privilege of singing QUEEN songs! That is just a good catalog of songs. And for added authenticity, original Queen members Brian May and Roger Taylor will be in the house. Don't mess this up, kids.
Big things are about to happen in the Fake Hamptons, starting tonight when Emily uncovers the identify of her father's killer! Meanwhile Declan risks messing up his romance with Charlotte when he decides to testify in court. (Heartbreaking fact: Testifying in court is the #1 reason couples break up!)
MIDSEASON FINALE, 10pm, Comedy Central
South Park's taking a bit of a hiatus after tonight, but it's at least leaving us with this juicy premise: Cartman falls in love! But will the new girl at school reciprocate his feelings or just break his heart? And by that I mean testify in court.
SERIES PREMIERE, 10pm, Syfy
If you like both high-anxiety reality shows AND infrared footage, you have a new favorite series! Total Blackout is a Steve Urkel-hosted game show in which contestants face their fears by touching icky things in pitch blackness. And NOT with sexy results.
SEASON 2 FINALE, 10:30pm, Comedy Central
In Ugly Americans' Season 2 finale, "Fools for Love," Mark attempts to get serious with Callie but her ex-boyfriend isn't having it. Elsewhere, Leonard realizes he has a winning lottery ticket, but Randall wants in on the prize. All that plus tonnnns of penis jokes. Have a great summer, Ugly Americans!
ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
Betty White's Off Their Rockers, 8 p.m., NBC
Survivor: One World, 8 p.m., CBS
Best Friends Forever, 8:30 p.m., NBC
America's Next Top Model: British Invasion, 9 p.m., CW
American Guns, SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 9 p.m., Discovery
Behind the Music: Brandy, 9 p.m., VH1
Ghost Hunters, 9 p.m., Syfy
I (Almost) Got Away With It, 9 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis, 9 p.m., Bravo
Rock Center with Brian Williams, 9 p.m., NBC
Sold!, 9 p.m., History
Dog the Bounty Hunter, 9:30 p.m., A & E
Don't Trust the B--- in Apartment 23, 9:30 p.m., ABC
America's Best Dance Crew, 10 p.m., MTV
Duck Dynasty, 10 p.m., A&E;
Hot in Cleveland, 10 p.m., TV Land
Law & Order: SVU, 10 p.m., NBC
Million Dollar Listing New York, 10 p.m., Bravo
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!
Toddlers & Tiaras, 10 p.m., TLC
Whitechapel, 10 p.m., BBC America
Happily Divorced, 10:30 p.m., TV Land
Adam Levine on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Britt Marling on Last Call with Carson Daly, 1:35 a.m., NBC
Carol Burnett on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Cast of 30 Rock on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
James Van Der Beek and Gabourey Sidibe on Watch What Happens: Live, 11 p.m., Bravo
Jason Segel on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11 p.m., Comedy Central
Judy Blume on Tavis Smiley, 12 a.m., PBS
Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Brian Posehn on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Rachel Maddow on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET
Ricki Lake on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Rob Lowe on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
What are you watching tonight?