What to Watch Tonight: Anger Management, Louie, and Awkward

What to watch on Thursday, June 28...

Well, it's the day you've all been waiting for... Charlie Sheen's triumphant return to primetime television. I guess there are two ways of looking at it: It either pays to be a train-wreck, or it pays to be the guy network who hired the clown to dance. Either way, somebody's getting paid and it's not me. And that hurts. Here's your Watch to Watch lineup for the evening:

Anger Management
Charlie Sheen plays a guy named Charlie who gets sentenced to anger management classes after he has an unfortunate run-in with his ex-wife's new boyfriend. Ironically, a woman from Charlie's past shows up in his group therapy sessions. Oh, karma, you are a fickle beast.

9pm, USA
Burn Notice
A lot seems to be going down in tonight's "Last Rites." First, Pearce and Michael team up to hunt for the man who killed her fiance, but their mission hits a snag when they realize he's an asset to the CIA. In Fiona's corner, we've got her plans to investigate the man who tried to off her as well as a meet-and-greet with a notorious smuggler. What could go wrong there?

Chef Wanted With Anne Burrell
This is brand new television, people! Or maybe it's recycled television with a new twist, I don't know, but either way Chef Anne Burrell has taken it upon herself to help restaurants find their perfect chefs—by pitting applicants against each other for all the world to see! That's some interview process. Tonight she works with Mucho Ultima, a restaurant in Manhattan Beach, California.

Tonight's episode is called "Resolutions," which seems... well, awkward... for a season premiere, but I guess it makes sense to tie up all of the loose ends lying around after last season's finale. In it, Jake offers Jenna a gift without realizing it would inspire her to question whether or not she really wants to leave things where they are with Matty. All the while, Jenna takes it upon herself to spread some holiday cheer—doesn't she know it's summer?!

Louis C.K. is back, everyone! We should be way more excited about this than the whole Charlie Sheen thing, for the record. I don't know much about tonight's episode other than the fact that it's called "Something Is Wrong" and involves Louie having a bad day. Par for the course, really, but I'm sure it will be magical, nontheless.

Breaking Pointe, 8 p.m., CW
Celebrities at Home, 8 p.m., HGTV
Duets, 8 p.m., ABC
Take Me Out, 8 p.m., Fox
Tron: Uprising, 8 p.m., Disney XD
U.S. Olympic Trials: Swimming, 8 p.m., NBC
Auction Kings, 9 p.m., Discovery
Hollywood Heights, 9 p.m., Nickelodeon
On the Fly, 9 p.m., TLC
Saving Hope, 9 p.m., NBC
Selling New York, 9 p.m., HGTV
Swamp People, 9 p.m., Discovery
The Choice, 9 p.m., Fox
The First 48, 9 p.m., A&E;
Wipeout, 9 p.m., ABC
Selling London, 9:30 p.m., HGTV
7 Days of Sex, SEASON FINALE, 10 p.m., Lifetime
Cajun Justice, 10 p.m., A&E;
Final Offer, 9 p.m., Discovery
Kathy, 10 p.m., Bravo
Men at Work, 10 p.m., TBS
Mountain Men, 10 p.m., History
Rock Center with Brian Williams, 10 p.m., NBC
Rookie Blue, 10 p.m.,ABC
Snooki & JWoww, 10 p.m., MTV
Suits, 10 p.m., USA
Wilfred, 10 p.m., FX

Joe Manganiello on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Channing Tatum, Oliver Stone, and Maroon 5 on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Denis Leary and Brandi Carlile on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Mark Wahlberg on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Blake Lively and Drew Brees on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Tyler Perry on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:34 p.m., NBC
Tenacious Don The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11 p.m., Comedy Central
Aaron Sorkin on The Colbert Report, 11:30 p.m., Comedy Central



What are you watching tonight?

Like TV.com on Facebook