What to Watch Tonight: Bachelor Pad, Weeds, and Warehouse 13

What to watch on Monday, August 22...

Weeds

Happy Monday! Let's each drink an entire pot of coffee and really wrestle this thing TO THE GROUND. There's tons of TV on tonight, and the cool thing about being out-of-your-mind on caffeine is that you can watch everything on fast-forward and it seems like it's in slow-motion. Give it a tryyyyyy! (Ow my head.)

SEASON 3 FINALE, 9pm, NBC
American Ninja Warrior
Although Mt. Midoriyama may sound like a delicious alcoholic beverage served in a festive novelty cup, it is actually an enormous, steel-clad nightmare jungle gym located in Japan. Previous episodes of G4's American Ninja Warrior have narrowed hundreds of athletes down to a select ten who will attempt to climb up this thing for a $500,000 sponsorship deal. If this sounds awesome to you, then congratulations, you are correct. Oh, and note that this airs on NBC (and not G4) tonight! That's big-time!

9pm, ABC Family
The Lying Game
The twin girls' flawless scheme of impersonating one another almost immediately runs into trouble when Emma begins to worry about Sutton's safety amongst the lowlifes she hangs out with. Meanwhile, Emma bonds with Ethan over their upcoming dance without knowing the full extent of his relationship to Sutton.

8pm, ABC
Bachelor Pad
In tonight's episode of Swimsuits 'N Sadness, the remaining mannequins must endure a synchronized swimming "challenge," Jake and Vienna continue making and breaking friendships, Melissa gets mad about something, Holly and Michael get real, and—in a particularly heartwarming twist—the newly ousted Ames gets struck by lightning and becomes self-aware.

9pm, Syfy
Warehouse 13
Myka's like, "I gotta find the dude that killed my partner!" And the rest of the team is like, "That's cool, except watch out, the killer MIGHT be linked to the Secret Service!" And then someone opens a dusty crate full of springy snakes and the president of the Illuminati is like "Gotcha!"

10pm, Showtime
Weeds
In television's weirdest love triangle, Nancy continues ping-ponging between her former lady cellmate and the lady cellmate's hunky brother. Meanwhile, Silas has some difficulties getting the world's greatest male model-operated drug ring off the ground.

9pm, TNT
The Closer
The team looks into the baffling death of an officer's daughter and Captain Raydor focuses her internal investigation on Detective Sanchez. Meanwhile Brenda just walks around the office making sure nobody's desk drawers are open.



PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...

Adventure Time, 8 p.m., Cartoon Network
Basketball Wives, 8 p.m., VH1
Eureka, 8 p.m., Syfy
Hell's Kitchen, 8 p.m., Fox
Secret Life of the American Teenager, 8 p.m., ABC Family
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, 9 p.m., Travel Channel
Bad Girls Club, 9 p.m., Oxygen
Degrassi: The Next Generation, 9 p.m., Teen Nick
HGTV Design Star, 9 p.m., HGTV
Hoarders, 9 p.m., A&E;
Kate Plus 8, 9 & 9:30 p.m., TLC
Millionaire Matchmaker, 9 p.m., Bravo
RuPaul's Drag U, 9 p.m., Logo
Tia & Tamera, 9 p.m., Style
Top Gear, SERIES 17 PREMIERE, 9 p.m., BBC America
Alphas, 10 p.m., Syfy
Behind Mansion Walls, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Hair Battle Spectacular, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Intervention, 10 p.m., A&E;
Most Eligible Dallas, 10 p.m., Bravo
Rizzoli & Isles, 10 p.m., TNT
Surprise Homecoming, SEASON 1 FINALE, 10 p.m., TLC
The Protector, 10 & 11p.m., Lifetime
The A-List: New York, 10 p.m., Logo
The Big C, 10:30 p.m., Showtime


What are you watching tonight?

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raw and top gear !
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Oh thank the lord Craigy Ferg is back.
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Allphas, Rizzoli & Isles, Weeds, the Lying Game
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Weeds, Rizzoli & Isles and Alphas
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Weeds and Alphas
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Weeds.
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The closer
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Eureka, Warehouse 13, Alphas and Rizzoli & Isles
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Eureka, Warehouse 13, and Alphas.
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Eureka, Warehouse 13, Alphas, The Closer, and Rizzoli & Isles.
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Alphas and Weeds. Maybe even Bad Girls for desert.
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The Closer.
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The Closer, Warehouse 13 and Rizzoli & Isles. Why do you allow these jerks to run their spamy ads in the comments section? Surely you have some sort of screening process, or do you? It is ridiculous to have to see that mess in here.
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Giving the Lying Game one more shot and Rizzoli and Isles
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Alphas
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Alphas
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Eureka, Warehouse 13, Alphas, MAD, Hoarders, Ru Paul's Drag U.
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Warehouse 13 (you gave me a heartattack with the dead-partner-bit, before I realised you meant the old one), The Closer, Eureka, Hell's Kitchen, Rizzoli&Isles
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Eureka, Warehouse 13, The Lying Game (maybe), Tia & Tamera, Alphas, Rizzoli & Isles, The Big C, and Joey Lawrence on Chelsea Lately
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Warehouse 13,Weeds,Eureka,Alphas,
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Eureka, Warehouse 13, Rizzoli & Isles, maybe The Protector, Alphas, reruns...
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The Lying Game and Alphas
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WH13, R&I and Alphas
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Hell's Kitchen, The Closer, Weeds
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