What to watch on Monday, September 10...
Alright, here we go: It's the beginning of a new week. Time to make some new week's resolutions. What's my new week's resolution, you ask? Easy! I'm giving up junk food and replacing it with reality TV. And I'm also giving up exercise. And the outdoors. And healthy food, too. Wait, did I just give up all food, all together? I think I did. Damnit. Here's what's on TV tonight:
In "Gods and Monsters" it becomes readily apparent that Parish's intentions are exceedingly evil when a young Alpha starts to show off some crazily dangerous mind-control skills. Having pretty much no other choice, Rosen realizes the only way to beat Parish is to, well, beat Parish. Will Rosen's efforts pay off?
SEASON FINALE, 8pm, ABC
Oh em gee it's, like, the finale and stuff! Can you guess what's going to go down? I'll give you a hint. It has to do with a winning couple and lot of money. And also challenges. And roses. And bears, oh my! Okay, not really bears. But tonight Bachelor Pad will crown its reigning couple, who managed to survive the Bachelor house either because they're cunning or like-able or flat out lucky—and they may have also fooled themselves that they're in love. Poor chaps.
In "Endless Monsters" Myka and Pete come across a drug that can actually make you taller (go ask Alice). In the process they make the acquaintance of a very strange drug company executive. Meanwhile, Steve, Artie, and Claudio sneakily follow Brother Adrian to his hiding place. And it's not a treehouse or a broom closet (which were always the first two places I'd look when seeking).
In "The Good Shepherd" Monroe takes it upon himself to investigate a Wesen church shortly after a major robbery and all of the church goers become suspects. Nick, in the meantime, is making serious moves to reconnect with Juliette, hoping to spark her memories of him. Unfortunately for him, he's being followed—and that could mean really bad news for Juliette.
Tonight's episode is called "The Wrong Box." Is that some kind of innuendo or a literal proclamation? I guess we'll have to find out, but I'm leaning toward innuendo: Will falls in love with the girl of his dreams, who happens to love cooking, so he decides to spearhead a cooking club on campus. Simon takes advantage of the plan, hoping his cooking skills will impress Carly. How hard can it be? Probably too hard for these two.
PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
Alphas, 8 p.m., Syfy
Bachelor Pad, SEASON FINALE, 8 p.m., ABC
Basketball Wives LA, 8 p.m., VH1
Hell's Kitchen, SEASON FINALE, 8 p.m., Fox
Switched at Birth, 8 p.m., ABC Family
The L.A. Complex, 8 p.m., The CW
The Voice, SEASON PREMIERE, 8 p.m., NBC
WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 p.m., USA
All on the Line, SEASON PREMIERE, 9 p.m., Sundance
American Chopper, 9 p.m., Discovery
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, 9 p.m., Travel
Border Wars, 9 p.m., NatGeo
Blood, Lies, & Alibis, 9 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Hoarders, SEASON PREMIERE, 9 p.m., A&E;
Intervention, 9 p.m., A&E;
Love It or List It, 9 p.m., HGTV
Major Crimes, 9 p.m., TNT
MasterChef, SEASON FINALE, 9 p.m., Fox
T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle, 9 p.m., VH1
The Real Housewives of New York City, 9 p.m., Bravo
Warehouse 13, 9 p.m., Syfy
Bad Girls Club: Mexico, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Fast N' Loud, 10 p.m., Discovery
Gallery Girls, 10 p.m., Bravo
Grimm, 10 p.m., NBC
Perception, 10 p.m., TNT
Ridiculousness, 10 p.m., MTV
Stolen Voices, Buried Secrets, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
House Hunters International, 10:30 p.m., HGTV
The Inbetweeners, 10:30 p.m., MTV
Get To Work, 10:30 p.m., Sundance
Lea Michele and Simon Bird on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
What are you watching tonight?