What to Watch Tonight: Bent, Criminal Minds, and Happy Endings

What to watch on Wednesday, March 21...

If you decide to just stay in bed until 8 p.m. tonight, that is fine with your TV! Just be up and at 'em before these things start happening:

Something tells me this title wouldn't work as well in the U.K.? But anyway! Here's a new NBC comedy about a newly divorced mom who moves to a fixer-upper and hires an irresistibly charming handyman. A second new episode follows, that one concerning even more awkward shenanigans of the heart. (And because I'm assuming you're not yet enticed by this premise, please keep in mind that Arrested Development's Jeffrey Tambor is in this thing.)

9pm, CBS
Criminal Minds
Tonight Morgan's troubled past will come in handy when he bonds with a recently rescued kidnapping victim. Meanwhile the team attempts to track down said serial kidnapper in time for pub trivia night!

9:30pm, ABC
Happy Endings
In "You Snooze, You Bruise," Dave finds himself being bullied at the gym and former-bully Alex steps in to teach him how to fight back. Meanwhile, new condo-association president Jane ticks off all her residents and inspires a recall campaign. Ugh, politics!

10pm, USA
Get ready for awkward singing, if not matching sweater vests! Tonight Shawn and Gus join forces with former members of Gus' a cappella group in order to investigate a local youth center shooting.

10pm, Comedy Central
South Park
In "Cash For Gold," Cartman decides to start a home shopping network for gemstones and Stan mulls whether or not to sell a piece of jewelry given to him by his grandfather. For the record, I don't think that's very nice.

8pm, CBS
Survivor: One World
Not another one! According to this week's promos, a second castmember faces game-threatening injury this week. Tune in to witness the possible carnage! (Also, typical scheming and buffoonery will continue.)

American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
One Tree Hill, 8 p.m., CW
Whitney, 8 p.m., NBC
Are You There, Chelsea?, 8:30 p.m., NBC
America's Next Top Model: British Invasion, 9 p.m., CW
Couples Therapy, SERIES PREMIERE, 9 p.m., VH1
Dog the Bounty Hunter, 9 p.m., A&E;
Ghost Hunters International, 9 p.m., Syfy
Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy, 9 p.m., History
Sons of Guns, 9 p.m., Discovery
CSI, 10 p.m., CBS
Doomsday Bunkers, 10 p.m., Discovery
Duck Dynasty, SERIES PREMIERE, 10 p.m., A&E;
Hot in Cleveland, 10 p.m., TV Land
Monster Man, 10 p.m., Syfy
Real Vice: Miami, SERIES PREMIERE, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Rip the Runway, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 10 p.m., BET
Rock Center with Brian Williams, 10 p.m., NBC
The Challenge: Battle of the Exes, 10 p.m., MTV
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!
Happily Divorced, 10:30 p.m., TV Land
Ugly Americans, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central

Don Rickles & Dave Franco on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Elizabeth Banks on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Jericho on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Joel McHale on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Josh Hutcherson & Debra Messing on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Nicole Richie on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Sherri Shepherd on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Thomas Gibson on Tavis Smiley, 12 a.m., PBS
Tommy Davidson & Stevie Ryan on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET


What are you watching tonight?

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