What to watch on Thursday, September 1...
Whoops, it's September! Father Time is a real jerk. Let's not dwell on it though, 'cause we got a 3D-Dub (three day weekend!) coming up, plus a boatload of newer, better TV shows start soon. Until then, we've got these:
Um, have you been following this season? Be honest. Last Thursday's double-eviction was kind of incredible, right? Daniele and Jeff's shocking evictions turned a super boring season into one of the most exciting and satisfying shows on television. So much sobbing! Tune in tonight to see that power balance shift again when the houseguests must choose between Friendly Doofus Adam and Pretty Shelly for eviction. PRO TIP: Thursday nights are the best nights to tune into Big Brother After Dark on Showtime 2. There's really nothing like an awkward live feed.
The rookies continue coming of age when they participate in an undercover training exercise, plus Dov goes on a ride-along with a drug dealer and faces a career-changing choice. Oh no, don't deal drugs, Dov!!
Tonight the remaining designers team up with artistic children to design their next garments. CANNOT wait to see what terrible thing Bert will say about his child collaborator.
Fresh off her award-winning* stint as a coma victim/evil twin, Charisma Carpenter guest-stars in tonight's episode of Burn Notice, which finds Michael and Fiona posing as a wealthy married couple in order to infiltrate a South American resort. (*No awards)
Last Cup: Road to the World Series of Beer Pong
It seems weird that Spike would air a documentary about competitive beer pong players competing in in the World Series of Beer Pong in Las Vegas. It just doesn't seem like Spike's style, you know? J/K BRO!!!
Tonight Louie's permanently sobbing sister arrives in New York, deposits her daughter in Louie's care, and then departs New York (a.k.a. The OLDEST trick in the book). Also, real-life standup comedy figures Godfrey, Todd Barry, and Nick DiPaolo appear as themselves.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Rising: Rebuilding Ground Zero, 8, 9 & 10 p.m., Discovery
Degrassi: The Next Generation, 9 p.m., Teen Nick
First 48, 9 p.m., A&E;
Nick News with Linda Ellerbee: 9/11, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 9 p.m., Nickelodeon
Selling New York, 9 p.m., HGTV
Ancient Aliens, 10 p.m., History
Beyond Scared Straight, 10 p.m., A&E;
Futurama, 10 p.m., Comedy Central
LA Ink, 10 p.m., TLC
Nightmare Next Door, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Suits, 10 p.m., USA
Wilfred, 10 p.m., FX
Russian Dolls, 10:30 p.m., Lifetime
Ugly Americans, SEASON 2 FINALE, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Green Room with Paul Provenza, SEASON 2 FINALE, 11 p.m., Showtime
Jersey Shore: After Hours, 11 p.m., MTV
Childrens Hospital, 12 a.m., Cartoon Network
NTSF:SD:SUV::, 12:15 a.m., Cartoon Network
Heidi Klum & Kevin Smith on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Julianna Margulies & Lady Antebellum on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Kathy Griffin on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Lake Bell on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
What are you watching tonight?