What to Watch Tonight: Bones, Being Human, and House

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What to watch on Monday, April 2...

Face it: Today's Monday. Thank you for handling this information with grace and dignity. Please do enjoy tonight's television programming, including, perhaps, these items:

8pm, Fox
Bones
Hey, baby! Tonight's long-awaited return of Bones may or may not bring us the long-awaited arrival of Booth 'n Brennan's baby. Who knows? Nobody! But we DO know that for at least the first part of the episode our favorite pregnant forensic detectives will look into the discovery of human remains in a residential sewer pipe. Pretty typical, really.

9pm, Syfy
Being Human
In "Partial Eclipse of the Heart," Sally mentors Zoe with regard to her new gift; Josh grows closer to Julia; and Aidan presses onward with his plan to cohabitate with Suren. And then maybe everyone has a movie night or something? Growing up is hard.

9pm, Fox
House
Things around the facility get intense and capital-R Relevant tonight as a sick Army veteran charged with treason for leaking documents refuses to be treated until he learns what happened to his dead father overseas. All that, plus Adams arranges an intervention to help figure out what exactly is wrong with House these days. (Aside from the normal stuff that is wrong with House these days.)

10pm, NBC
Smash
Tonight producers will search for a top-tier star for the musical, plus Tom and Julia are tasked with coming up with a better name for the show. And also, wouldn't you know it, Karen and Ivy both go out for the same orange juice commercial! Plus Frank will frown at something, anything, or everything.

8pm, CW
Gossip Girl
Nobody is saying you watch Gossip Girl, but on the off-chance you do, this is a safe place and nobody will judge you for it. Tonight's episode is called "Con Heir" and involves the usual shenanigans: Chuck attempts to make things up to Jack for saving his life; Dair runs into relationship issues; Ivy and William have an unexpected dealing; plus Nate does whatever.

PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Antiques Roadshow, 8 p.m., PBS
Basketball Wives, 8 p.m., VH1
Dancing with the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC
The Secret Life of the American Teenager, 8 p.m., ABC Family
The Voice, 8 p.m., NBC
Make It or Break It, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Castle, 10 p.m., ABC
Intervention, SEASON 12 FINALE, 10 p.m., A&E;
Lost Girl, 10 p.m., Syfy
Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, 10 p.m., MTV
The Bad Girls Club, 10 p.m., Oxygen

LATE-NITE PICKS:
Betty White and DJ Pauly D on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Julie Chen on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 1:05 a.m., CBS
Kate Micucci on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Niecy Nash and Chris Klein on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET
Seann William Scott on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC


What are you watching tonight?

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