What to Watch Tonight: Bones, Being Human, and House

What to watch on Monday, April 2...

Face it: Today's Monday. Thank you for handling this information with grace and dignity. Please do enjoy tonight's television programming, including, perhaps, these items:

8pm, Fox
Bones
Hey, baby! Tonight's long-awaited return of Bones may or may not bring us the long-awaited arrival of Booth 'n Brennan's baby. Who knows? Nobody! But we DO know that for at least the first part of the episode our favorite pregnant forensic detectives will look into the discovery of human remains in a residential sewer pipe. Pretty typical, really.

9pm, Syfy
Being Human
In "Partial Eclipse of the Heart," Sally mentors Zoe with regard to her new gift; Josh grows closer to Julia; and Aidan presses onward with his plan to cohabitate with Suren. And then maybe everyone has a movie night or something? Growing up is hard.

9pm, Fox
House
Things around the facility get intense and capital-R Relevant tonight as a sick Army veteran charged with treason for leaking documents refuses to be treated until he learns what happened to his dead father overseas. All that, plus Adams arranges an intervention to help figure out what exactly is wrong with House these days. (Aside from the normal stuff that is wrong with House these days.)

10pm, NBC
Smash
Tonight producers will search for a top-tier star for the musical, plus Tom and Julia are tasked with coming up with a better name for the show. And also, wouldn't you know it, Karen and Ivy both go out for the same orange juice commercial! Plus Frank will frown at something, anything, or everything.

8pm, CW
Gossip Girl
Nobody is saying you watch Gossip Girl, but on the off-chance you do, this is a safe place and nobody will judge you for it. Tonight's episode is called "Con Heir" and involves the usual shenanigans: Chuck attempts to make things up to Jack for saving his life; Dair runs into relationship issues; Ivy and William have an unexpected dealing; plus Nate does whatever.

PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Antiques Roadshow, 8 p.m., PBS
Basketball Wives, 8 p.m., VH1
Dancing with the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC
The Secret Life of the American Teenager, 8 p.m., ABC Family
The Voice, 8 p.m., NBC
Make It or Break It, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Castle, 10 p.m., ABC
Intervention, SEASON 12 FINALE, 10 p.m., A&E;
Lost Girl, 10 p.m., Syfy
Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, 10 p.m., MTV
The Bad Girls Club, 10 p.m., Oxygen

LATE-NITE PICKS:
Betty White and DJ Pauly D on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Julie Chen on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 1:05 a.m., CBS
Kate Micucci on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Niecy Nash and Chris Klein on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET
Seann William Scott on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC


What are you watching tonight?

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Bones, Being Human, House, Castle & Lost Girl
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Jebus Mondays are now officially Ladies/Eunuch Day!
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I'm going to watch T.V.
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House and Lost Girl.
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Am I the only one who saw the Lost Girl season 2 finale last night? I'm starting to feel this isn't the place for "real" tv watchers...
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house

smash

conan

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Seriously what happend to Two and a Half Men, 2 Broke Girls and HIMYM?!
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Don't know, stupid CBS, obviously DON'T care
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House and The Voice. That's pretty much the only really interesting thing on tonight.
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Bones, House, Castle & Being Human :D

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Being Human, Lost Girl
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Bones, Being Human, House & Lost Girl
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The Secret Life of An American Teenager, Make It or Break It, Basketball Wives
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Being Human, House, Castle
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Being Human
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Bones and Lost Girl =D

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castle & bones
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castle & being human
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Monday Night RAW, and yesterdays non-GOT shows (The Killing, Once Upon a Time).
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I'd recommend you to spend some of the money you earn on English lessons.
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HouseCastle (worst crossover ever), the return of Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! It has been surprisingly difficult to fill my days without that show for the last 10 days.
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Bones, House, Smash and Castle
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is himym ever coming back on ?
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It'll be back next Monday.
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That show is perpetual torture. Not only does it go on crazy long hiatus's, but they've stretched the "Mother" reveal for SEVEN SEASONS! I swear to God, if they don't show Ted's future wife before the end of this season, I'm going to lose it.
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Castle
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Secret Life of the American Teenager, Ru Paul's Drace, Smash, Lost Girl
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Castle, Smash, and maybe The Voice. Sorry, no more Bones for me.
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Thank God for Castle.
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CASTLE!! and Bones
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Bones and Castle
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only Castle
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The Secret Life Of The American Teenager , Make it Or break it , Castle , Smash , Gossip Girl , and Finally BONES !!

Too much on tonight Wow ..
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Wow... House is finally showing a new episode? What's it been... five weeks? Is it trying to rival CSI NY or something? haha. I'll still tune in.
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2 weeks. "Love is Blind" was pre-empted by NASCAR on the day it was supposed to air. So it wound up being aired on 3/19.



Had it aired when it was SUPPOSED to, then yeh it would've been close to a month ago
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I'm watching too much tonight

Bones, House, Being Human, and Lost Girl

I'll probably DVR Castle for Tuesday night.
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Only one word shows for me: Bones, Smash, Castle, House.
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Castle and The Late Late Show.
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house road house
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That too
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Castle, House and Bones!
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Apparently nothing, as nothing interesting airs. Guess I'll be watching one of the 70 episodes I still have to watch of multiple series that I saved up by being ignorant lol.
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Bones, Gossip Girl, The Voice, Being Human, Make It or Break It, Smash, Castle, Neil Patrick Harris and Kate Miccuci on Conan, Betty White on Leno, Seann William Scott and Christa Miller on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and Jennifer Love Hewitt on Jimmy Fallon
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The only thing to watch tonight is "Being Human".



I'm still trying to track down a copy of "Seattle Superstorm".



And why doesn't TV.com list any of the following shows in their "What To Watch Tonight" column:



Young Justice

Voltron

ThunderCats

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Young Justice was pretty good on Saturday as well. Thundercats I don't think I would have recommended this time around, it wasn't quite a standout episode IMO.



Are you suggesting there's a new Voltron cartoon on? I know not about this.
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Episode 22 was on March 28....
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Those cartoons typically air their new episodes Saturday morning (they used to be Friday night). So they wouldn't list them today.



But the "What to Watch" is a bit odd, sometimes they won't pimp season finales and such while at the same time pimping regular episodes from mediocre shows.
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MAD, Being Human, Lost Girl, Smash, RuPaul's Drag Race and Kung Fu Panda: Legends Of Awesomeness.
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Being Human and Smash

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Mike & Molly, Castle, Antiques Roadshow...
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Castle, Bones, and Being human.
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Being Human, Smash
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Smash just for that scene where the lady falls on her face. And Kate Micucci on Conan!!! I <3 her.
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House and Being Human.



It feels super weird doing a post like this normally.
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