What to Watch Tonight: Bones, Gossip Girl, and The Secret Life of the American Teenager

What to watch on Monday, April 23...

Oh, hello again, Monday! Back so soon? Just kidding, Monday isn't a person and it certainly doesn't read English. It's just a day of the week and only the seventh best at that. Better luck next time, Monday. Oh, here's what's on:

8pm, Fox
In Warrior in the Wuss," the team looks into the death of a truck-company employee whose body is found in the woods. Meanwhile Booth's son returns from England and Brennan frets over how he'll react to the existence of his new baby sister. Oh, and Hodgins goes on a lab equipment shopping spree! See, it's not ALL about death on this show.

8pm, CW
Gossip Girl
Some pretty typical machinations go down in "Despicable B," including Blair plotting to preserve her social status and Lily attempting to strengthen her family via cocktail party. Meanwhile Nate discovers some interesting things about Diana! Or, if not interesting, then at least scandalous.

10pm, NBC
Tonight Karen and Derek disagree about Rebecca's appeals (or lack thereof). Meanwhile Eileen awkwardly introduces her ex-husband to her new boyfriend, plus oh yeah, Julia's son GOES MISSING. I'm actually not sure if that deserved all-caps, but I had to make this description sound interesting SOMEHOW.

10pm, Syfy
Lost Girl
In "I Fought the Fae (And the Fae Won)", Bo receives a surprise visitor in her living room following a stag hunt to determine the next Ash. Tune in to see whether the surprise visitor brings an appropriate hostess gift or turns out to be just plum rude!

8pm, ABC Family
The Secret Life of the American Teenager
Tonight Dylan and her buddies decide to show up at Ben's school and surprise him. (It'll probably go perfectly!) Meanwhile Grace deals with not wanting Jacob to go to her school. Elsewhere Kathleen attempts to learn more about her deceased husband's secrets. Hold up—was he a teenager too?

Antiques Roadshow, 8 p.m., PBS
Basketball Wives, 8 p.m., VH1
Dancing with the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC
The Voice, 8 p.m., NBC
Top Gear (U.K.), SEASON 18 PREMIERE, 8 p.m., BBC America
American Pickers, 9 p.m., History
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, 9 p.m., Travel
Eureka, 9 p.m., Syfy
Hart of Dixie, 9 p.m., CW
House, 9 p.m., Fox
Make It or Break It, 9 p.m., ABC Family
20/20: Dancing With the Stars, 10 p.m., ABC
Bethenny Ever After, 10 p.m., Bravo
Death in Paradise, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 10 p.m., E!
Mama's Boys of the Bronx, 10 p.m., TLC
Pawn Stars, 10 p.m., History
Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, 10 p.m., MTV
The Bad Girls Club, SEASON 8 FINALE, 10 p.m., Oxygen

Cynthia Nixon on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET
Fun. on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Jesse Tyler Ferguson on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 a.m., NBC
Joel McHale on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Julia Louis-Dreyfus on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Lauren Conrad on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!

What are you watching tonight?

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