What to Watch Tonight: Community, The Vampire Diaries, and Ashley Judd in Missing

What to watch on Thursday, March 15...

If you were planning on doing anything productive tonight, just step away from that dream and get real:

Today's the day many thought might never happen! Community returns to primetime tonight with "Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts" in which Shirley and Andre's remarriage throws the gang into a wedding-planning frenzy. Meanwhile Pierce and Shirley pitch their sandwich shop idea to Dean Pelton. And we can go from missing this show dearly to nit-picking its every joke, just as the good lord intended!

8pm, CW
The Vampire Diaries
Also returning tonight (from a much briefer hiatus): Everybody's favorite vampire-themed costume party! In "1912" we'll learn a bit more about what the Salvatore Bros' hair looked like during the early 20th Century, plus an impromptu mission by a two members of Mystic Falls' #1 Teen Detective Agency will unveil A LOT more about the town slasher.

Guys, could everyone please stop threatening Ashley Judd's various family members? It's akin to rattling a beehive. It's just not worth the trouble, honestly. For example, tonight Judd's retired CIA operative mom character must deal with the abduction of her son when he is nabbed while studying abroad in Rome. Needless to say, she will shake an Italian.

9pm, CW
The Secret Circle
Couple things about "Lucky": Blackwell conspires to drain a witch's powers; Faye has an awkward run-in with Lee's formerly comatose girlfriend; a new guy shows up in town with a smart coat, a British accent, and a thing for Diana. But will his evident charms be enough to come between Diana and pizza? I doubt it! #pizzana

9:30pm, NBC
Up All Night
This show moves fast! Before we've even gotten a full season of Chris and Reagan's baby shenanigans, tonight Chris will start pressing for baby #2. Meanwhile Ava's attempt to mentor others does not go according to plan and Missy pulls a real Benedict Arnold when she helps Luke.

30 Rock, 8 p.m., NBC
American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
The This Old House Hour, 8 p.m., PBS
Behind the Music: Pitbull, 9 p.m., VH1
Braxton Family Values, 9 p.m., WE
Grey's Anatomy, 9 p.m., ABC
Project Runway All-Stars, 9 p.m., Lifetime
Selling LA, 9 p.m., HGTV
The First 48, 9 p.m., A&E;
The Office, 9 p.m., NBC
Selling New York, 9:30 p.m., HGTV
Archer, 10 p.m., FX
Awake, 10 p.m., NBC
Jersey Shore, SEASON 5 FINALE, 10 p.m., MTV
Private Practice, 10 p.m., ABC
24 Hour Catwalk, 10:30 p.m., Lifetime
Unsupervised, 10:30 p.m., FX
I Just Want My Pants Back, 11 p.m., MTV
Inside Comedy: Ellen DeGeneres & Tim Conway, 11 p.m., Showtime
Delocated!, 12 a.m., Cartoon Network

Channing Tatum on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Kiefer Sutherland on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Shirley Manson on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!


What are you watching tonight?

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