What to watch on Tuesday, May 29...
Ooooh-weee, that is quite a sunburn—you musta done your long weekend up right! We're not sure what's going to hurt more, those blisters or the realization that the summer TV season is officially here. Oh well, crack a bottle of aloe, crank the AC, and let's find out:
SEASON 3 FINALE, 8pm, ABC
Whoops, someone forgot to tell Cougar Town that it's frowned-upon to air a season finale after Memorial Day! In tonight's hour-long episode, the gang drinks a lot. (And also Grayson and Jules elope.) See you next year on TBS, kids!
SERIES PREMIERE, 8pm, CW
The CW's newest horrible reality show follows the "young, wild staff" of a Miami hotel "as they manage their relationships with each other while working hard to create a fun, exciting experience for the guests." Sounds kind of like when the Saved by the Bell kids worked at that country club all summer except way, way trashier.
SEASON 1 FINALE, 9pm, CW
The L.A. Complex
In with one awful CW show, out with another: The L.A. Complex wraps things up tonight with basically every character still confused about what's next (hint: probably not a second season, you guys).
SEASON 7 PREMIERE, 9pm, HGTV
HGTV Design Star
Season 7 brings us another group of twelve interior designers raring to bicker with each other while shopping for throw pillows. The always delightful Vern Yip and Genevieve Gorder preside.
SEASON 3 PREMIERE, 10:30pm, Comedy Central
Comedy Central's loveable trio of misfits with dramatically different hairstyles returns tonight to find the guys planning to drop acid—but then Ders spoils everything when he explains he can't partake because he has to go on a business trip.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Civilization: The West and the Rest With Niall Ferguson, 8 p.m., PBS
Deadliest Catch, 8 p.m., Discovery
The Real Housewives of Orange County, 8 p.m., Bravo
20/20 Special Edition: The Queen's Jubilee, 9 p.m., ABC
America's Got Talent, 9 p.m., NBC
Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files, 9 p.m., Syfy
Hatfields & McCoys, 9 p.m., History
16 & Pregnant, SEASON 4 FINALE, 10 p.m., MTV
48 Hours Mystery, 10 p.m., CBS
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Network
Dance Moms: Miami, 10 p.m., Lifetime
Hollywood Treasure, 10 p.m., Syfy
Pregnant in Heels, 10 p.m., Bravo
The Game, 10 p.m., BET
Tosh.0, 10 p.m., Comedy Central
Let's Stay Together, 10:30 p.m., BET
Teen Mom, FOLLOW-UP SPECIAL, 11 p.m., MTV
Savage U, 12 a.m., MTV
Charlize Theron on The Colbert Report, 11:30 p.m., Comedy Central
David Hasselhoff on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
DJ Qualls and Wolfgang Puck on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Kathy Najimy on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET
Margaret Cho on Watch What Happens: Live, 11 p.m., Bravo
Michelle Obama on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11 p.m., Comedy Central
What are you watching tonight?