What to Watch Tonight: Dallas, Royal Pains, and So You Think You Can Dance

What to watch on Wednesday, June 13...

Another day, another dollar. Well, another several dollars, hopefully. Inflation and all that. Unrelated question: Do you like TV? Here's some:

8pm, Fox
So You Think You Can Dance
The agony and ecstasy of SYTYCD's early audition rounds continues tonight in noted hotbed of passion Salt Lake City! Will anyone NOT be krumping? Tune in to find out!

Nobody knows whether Dallas is based on an older show from the '80s or not, but what we DO know is it premieres tonight with not one but TWO episodes. In the pilot we'll meet the Ewing family as they gather for a wedding and renew rivalries with their enemies. Then, in "Hedging Your Bets," a power grab occurs on the Southfork ranch while Christopher and Elena (you know, Christopher and Elena!) attempt to delve into business dealings without letting their true feelings get in the way. This show is basically Redneck Downton Abbey, right?

9pm, USA
Royal Pains
In "Imperfect Storm," Hank suspects that Jill's misbehaving-at-summer-camp nephew might be having more serious problems than he's letting on. Meanwhile Evan sidles up to a lonely heiress and Divya finds herself caught in the middle of a family dispute. On the upside, everybody looks GREAT.

America's Best Dance Crew
Tonight's Katy Perry-soaked finale will feature final performances set to Katy Perry tracks, plus in-person meetings with said pop star. Once all the Katy Perry stuff is done, however, it'll all come down to who exactly is America's Best Dance Crew. And most importantly, what does Katy Perry think of them?

10pm, USA
Necessary Roughness
In "To Swerve and Protect," Dani comes to the assistance of a roller derby star who's down on her luck. Meanwhile, Ray Jay deals with relationship issues and T.K. risks losing his bonus. We can all relate to that, right?

Dogs in the City, 8 p.m., CBS
Melissa & Joey, 8 p.m., ABC Family
Top 100 Video Games of All Time, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 8 p.m., G4
American Guns, 9 p.m., Discovery
Cajun Pawn Stars, 9 p.m., History
Haunted Collector, 9 p.m., Syfy
I (Almost) Got Away With It, 9 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles, 9 p.m., Bravo
Duets, 9:30 p.m., ABC
Around the World in 80 Plates, 10 p.m., Bravo
Strictly Irish Dancing, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 10 p.m., TLC
Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman, 10 p.m., Science
White Heat, 10 p.m., BBC America

Adam Carolla on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET
Adam Sandler on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Ellen Page on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Gregg Allman on Colbert Report, 11:31 p.m., Comedy Central
Ice-T & Lena Dunham on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Johnny Galecki on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Maggie Gyllenhaal on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11 p.m., Comedy Central
Nelsan Ellis on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Terry Bradshaw on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:34 p.m., NBC


What are you watching tonight?

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