What to watch on Tuesday, November 22...
There's a time for gambling and there's a time for embracing a sure thing. We all know you've been out back playing the dozens all day, so why not take a break and enjoy something that WON'T force you to pawn your jewelry? That's right, I'm talking about some good old-fashioned television.
SEASON 13 FINALE, 9pm, ABC
Dancing With the Stars
Assuming you've mentally recovered from the national devastation that was Nancy Grace's unjust elimination, tune in for tonight's grand finale, in which we'll learn whether Ricki Lake can out-dance, out-shimmy, and out-sass J.R. Martinez and Rob Kardashian. Go Tracy Turnblad!
In the fittingly titled "Smoked Turkey," Liam's Thanksgiving dinner is almost derailed by the arrival of an unexpected guest (a shirt?), plus Naomi tries to prove her love to Austin. Meanwhile Dixon pursues Adrianna and Ivy tries to work things out with Raj, and then all four of these characters jump off a cliff holding hands because who cares?
Things get personal for Tony when his dear old dad is found in a car with a dead body and amnesia. When Tony is taken off the case, he takes matters into his own hands in order to prove his old man's innocence. Or his dad might just end up being a murderer? Don't assume either way, because when you assume you make an "ASS" out of "U" and "ME" and "NCIS."
Sons of Anarchy
Another day, another frighteningly stressful negotiation with a rival outfit. Tonight SAMCRO must work things out with the Irish Kings. (Note to SAMCRO: Don't immediately try bribing them with potatoes, that would be racist.)
After a CIA analyst is thrown in the slammer for selling secrets, his daughter may or may not be keeping up the family business, and it's up to Annie to keep tabs on her. Meanwhile, Christopher Gorham. But you knew that already.
SEASON 2 FINALE, 10:30pm, Comedy Central
In tonight's Season 2 finale of one of TV's most underrated comedies, the dudes decide to spend Thanksgiving at Hedonism II—but first they must get Blake a passport within six hours. What a bunch of rascals, always getting themselves into pickles. (Kinda wish I had friends.)
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Jeff Dunham: Birth of a Dummy, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 8 p.m., Bio
Last Man Standing, 8 p.m., ABC
Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., NBC
The X Factor, 8 p.m., Fox
Man Up!, 8:30 p.m., ABC
NCIS: Los Angeles, 9 p.m., CBS
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Network
I Used to Be Fat, 10 p.m., MTV
Mad Fashion, 10 p.m., Bravo
Parenthood, 10 p.m., NBC
Reed Between the Lines, 10 p.m., BET
Storage Wars, 10 p.m., A&E;
Unforgettable, 10 p.m., CBS
Chelsea Settles, 11 p.m., MTV
Amy Sedaris on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Chaz Bono on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET
Chloe Moretz on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC
Dana Delany on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Dane Cook on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Drake on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Jason Segel & Eliza Coupe on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
What are you watching tonight?