What to Watch Tonight: Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, Modern Family, and the Psych Season Finale

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What to watch on Wednesday, April 11...

All right, it's eight o'clock. Time to snatch back the remote from your children and send them outside to, I don't know, water the chickens? It's grown-up time and there are some ITEMS we need to watch:

SERIES PREMIERE, 9:30pm, ABC
Don't Trust the B---- In Apartment 23
Don't tell me what to do! I'll trust who I want to trust! Anyway, this show has a bossy title, but word on the street is it's pretty funny! Krysten Ritter is great and who can resist the notion of James Van Der Beek playing himself? In tonight's pilot we'll meet June, a nice girl from the heartland, who loses her job and moves in with Chloe, the "B" we're not supposed to trust.

8pm, CBS
Survivor: One World
Now that a handful of (very competent) women wield the most power, there's chance this show could be headed into anti-climactic territory. Still though, see who gets the boot tonight. Will it be one of the two Tarzan emulators, the high-voiced hunk, or maybe someone actually surprising? Only Jeff Probst knows, but he's shy.

9pm, ABC
Modern Family
America's most modern family mobilizes tonight in support of Claire's race for town council. Will some last minute zany antics on election day secure her victory or ensure her defeat? Either way, twelve well-appointed camera crews will be there to film every last detail.

SEASON 6 FINALE, 10pm, USA
Psych
In "Santabarbaratown," Shawn, Gus, and Henry get into some Cold Case type shenanigans when a murder victim's body shows up 20 years after the murder. Oh and it's the season finale! So, you know, expect an interesting ending.

RECAP SPECIAL, 10pm, ABC
Revenge: From the Beginning
Remember when Revenge was a show that seemed to come on once a week? I don't either! Where did Revenge go, anyway? So this is what appears to be a recap special for those who haven't watched but want to get involved in the last few episodes. Or it's just for people nostalgic for a time when Revenge was on every week. Either way.

SEASON 7 PREMIERE, 10pm, MTV
Randy Jackson Presents: America's Best Dance Crew
For my money, this show is easily the second best dance show on television. It's just fun, like a TV version of candy— and not bad candy like Good 'n Plentys, I'm talking Wildberry Skittles or Mini-Chewy Sweet Tarts, good candy like that. But yeah, in tonight's Season 7 premiere, watch as dance crews incorporate Britney Spears songs into their routines and Lil Mama gives the most baffling critiques on TV.

PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
Betty White's Off Their Rockers, 8 p.m., NBC
The Middle, 8 p.m., ABC
Best Friends Forever, 8:30 p.m., NBC
Suburgatory, 8:30 p.m., ABC
America's Next Top Model: British Invasion, 9 p.m., CW
Criminal Minds, 9 p.m., CBS
Ghost Hunters, MIDSEASON PREMIERE, 9 p.m., Syfy
I (Almost) Got Away With It, SEASON 5 PREMIERE, 9 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis, 9 p.m., Bravo
Rock Center with Brian Williams, 9 p.m., NBC
Sold!, SERIES PREMIERE, 9 p.m., History
Dog the Bounty Hunter, 9:30 p.m., A&E;
Sons of Guns, 9 p.m., Discovery
CSI, 10 p.m., CBS
Duck Dynasty, 10 p.m., A&E;
Hot in Cleveland, 10 p.m., TV Land
Law & Order: SVU, 10 p.m., NBC
Million Dollar Listing New York, 10 p.m., Bravo
Monster Man, 10 p.m., Syfy
South Park, 10 p.m., Comedy Central
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!
Toddlers & Tiaras, 10 p.m., TLC
Whitechapel, 10 p.m., BBC America
Happily Divorced, 10:30 p.m., TV Land
Ugly Americans, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central
MTV'S Hip-Hop POV, SERIES PREMIERE, 12 a.m., MTV

LATE-NITE PICKS:
Adam Goldberg on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Albert Brooks on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Ashley Judd on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Foster the People on Last Call with Carson Daly, 1:36 a.m., NBC
Guy Pearce on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Joel McHale & James Cameron on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Larry David & Lena Dunham on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Magic Johnson & Larry Bird on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Martha Plimpton on Watch What Happens: Live, 11 p.m., Bravo
Michelle Obama on Colbert Report, 11:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Ricky Gervais on Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11 p.m., Comedy Central

 

What are you watching tonight?

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