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What to Watch Tonight: Face Off, South Park, and Happy Endings


What to watch on Wednesday, March 14...

It's pretty neat that you haven't let your full-body cast get in the way of living an enjoyable and decent life. Let's just hope somebody leaves the remote control within fingers' reach before primetime!

SEASON 2 FINALE, 10pm, Syfy
Face Off
Tonight the final three fellas of TV's current best reality competition (yeah, I said it) face off (yeah I said that, too) in "The Ultimate Spotlight Challenge." Each of the finalists must create three original characters that will perform in a choreographed dance routine because OBVIOUSLY.

SEASON 16 PREMIERE, 10pm, Comedy Central
South Park
South Park's one of those shows where you don't realize how bad you've missed it until it returns. That time has come! In tonight's Season 16 (!) premiere, one of the boys neglects to put the toilet seat down—to disastrous results!

8pm, CBS
Survivor: One World
After the events of last week's painful, maddening episode, tonight's episode should be pretty interesting. Or, as the episode title "A Bunch of Idiots" suggests, it might just continue to be painful and maddening! Cool.

9:30pm, ABC
Happy Endings
It should probably go without saying that Penny's birthday dinners have a history of being cursed. For that reason tonight the gang will attempt to hold the celebration at a restaurant—any restaurant—from which they haven't been kicked out yet. Tune in also to find out whether Happy Endings will continue its winning streak in Lily's FTWinsday round-up! (Probably.)

10pm, USA
Psych
In "Shawn and the Real Girl," Shawn and Gus investigate the contestants of a reality dating show who may or may not be in danger from a crazed, jilted contestant. At some point in the episode the guys may or may not flirt with a lady. (Spoiler alert.)

SERIES PREMIERE, 11pm, Syfy
Monster Man
In the premiere of Syfy's newest docureality series we'll meet the eccentric family that runs a small business dedicated to fabricating movie monsters. Tune in tonight to see them create "conjoined twins that tear apart" for Friday the 13th director Sean Cunningham, as well as a two-headed Great White shark for the celebrated production house Asylum.

PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
One Tree Hill, 8 p.m., CW
The Middle, 8 p.m., ABC
Whitney, 8 p.m., NBC
Are You There, Chelsea?, 8:30 p.m., NBC
Suburgatory, 8:30 p.m., ABC
America's Next Top Model: British Invasion, 9 p.m., CW
Criminal Minds, 9 p.m., CBS
Ghost Hunters International, 9 p.m., Syfy
Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis, SERIES PREMIERE, 9 p.m., Bravo
Modern Family, 9 p.m., ABC
Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy, 9 p.m., History
Sons of Guns, 9 p.m., Discovery
CSI, 10 p.m., CBS
Dark Minds, SEASON 1 FINALE, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Doomsday Bunkers, 10 p.m., Discovery
Hot in Cleveland, 10 p.m., TV Land
Million Dollar Listing: New York, 10 p.m., Bravo
Revenge for Real, 10 p.m., ABC
Rock Center with Brian Williams, 10 p.m., NBC
The Challenge: Battle of the Exes, 10 p.m., MTV
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!
Happily Divorced, 10:30 p.m., TV Land
Ugly Americans, MIDSEASON PREMIERE, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central

LATE-NITE PICKS:
Channing Tatum & Meat Loaf on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Jeremy Sisto on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET
Jonah Hill on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Leslie Bibb on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Martin Short on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Rachel Weisz on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11 p.m., Comedy Central
Regis Philbin on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS

 

What are you watching tonight?

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Monster Man, Are You There, Chelsea?, Ugly Americans
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The Middle, Suburgatory, Modern Family, Happy Endings, Face Off, Psych!!
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Happy Endings Psych The Middle Suburgatory Modern Family CSI The Soup
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Modern Family, Criminal Minds, Happy Endings, CSI, Psych, South Park, Ugly Americans, and Reeg on LLSwCF.
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The Middle!!!

Modern Family!!!

Hot in Cleveland
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One Tree Hill!!!!!!!!
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Southpark, Community and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia = The three best comedies on TV at the moment.

New episode of Southpark and then new Community the next day = Brilliant

now if only It's Always Sunny wasn't so far from a return...
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Also, Suburgatory and Psych..
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South Park babay!!!!!!!!!
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Psych perhaps....
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Happy Endings

Criminal Minds

Modern Family

The Soup

Chelsea Lately

Daily Show/Colbert Report



and please don't hurt me people, I'm already ashamed of this as it is....whitney
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and Suburgatory. How'd I forget that?

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Modern Family, maybe Suburgatory, South Park, Ugly Americans.
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Psych, Face Off.
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Happy Endings, Psych and Suburgatory
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The Middle, Suburgatory, Modern Family, Happy Endings
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Suburgatory, CSI, Criminal Minds
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Martin Short on David Letterman , nothing else for me
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South Park - I'm so glad it's back.

Happy Endings Suburgatory, The Middle, CSI, Jon Stewart, One Tree Hill, Criminal Minds, Ugly Americans, The Soup and maybe Leslie Bibb on Chelsea.
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The Middle,Suburgatory, Modern Family, Happy Endings and Psych.
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Suburgatory, Modern Family, Happy Endings, Psych, and The Soup.



Also, the Late Late Show.
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South Park
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Criminal Minds, CSI, maybe Psych, maybe Hot in Cleveland, maybe Happily Divorced...
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Psych, Suburgatory & Criminal Minds
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south park and survivor

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The Middle, Suburgatory, Modern Family, Psych, Hot in Cleveland, Ugly Americans, South Park, Face Off, Monster Man and The Soup.
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Face Off, Psych, Suburgatory, ANTM, Criminal Minds (what is up with its spastic scheduling, by the way?)
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Happy Endings, Suburgatory, Modern Family.
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South Park, Modern Family, Hot In Cleveland
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Criminal Minds, Modern Family (Its new and you forgot to mention it), Happy Endings and Psych.
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Oops, thanks for pointing that out. Fixing now!
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The Middle, Whitney, Suburgatory, Chelsea?, Happy Endings, The Soup, Psych, Hot In Cleveland, Happily Divorced, Rachel Weisz on The Daily Show, and Leslie Bibb on Chelsea Lately
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Happy Endings
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