What to watch on Tuesday, March 13...
I bet if you just now woke up from a coma you'd be totally freaked out by tonight's TV lineup. But it ain't even a thing to the rest of us. Welcome to Tuesday, son:
Tonight Jess goads Schmidt into going on a housework strike after she notices that none of the other guys have been pulling their weight. Meanwhile, perpetually near-broke Nick must scrounge up a payment to Winston after losing pretty bad at poker.
SERIES PREMIERE, 9:30pm, NBC
If you are the kind of person who considers Nicole Richie and Jessica Simpson to be quote-unquote "fashion icons," then perhaps you'll enjoy this new fashion-based reality competition! It's different from Project Runway in that the show is less interested in couture than it is in garments that can immediately be sold at chain stores (and on NBC.com). In tonight's premiere we'll meet fourteen designers who must create signature looks for the judges' approval... or in the case of Richie, a lackadaisical deadpan side-eye.
In "Loose Ends," Raylan determines that a recently fled Dixie Mafia foot soldier could be the key to tracking down Quarles. Meanwhile Ava decides to protect an endangered hooker, which isn't exactly a walk in the park either.
The terror will be mostly land-locked tonight as we'll find out what happens after the Magus crew attempts to find Emmet Cole in an abandoned research facility. Meanwhile Kurt's possibly shady intentions may finally come into play. Also, Jahel will probably say something that, when subtitled, will look hilarious when I screencap it.
Tonight Ben angers a pimp when he attempts to help a prostitute's young daughter. Elsewhere, Lydia and Ruben must tread carefully when they look into the murder of a gang member, plus Tang's bad week just keeps getting worse. We've all been there, Tang. Well, we haven't all accidentally shot innocent bystanders, but you know what I mean.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
90210, 8 p.m., CW
Raising Hope, 8 p.m., Fox
Switched at Birth, 8 p.m., ABC Family
The Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., NBC
Cougar Town, 8:30 p.m., ABC
I Hate My Teenage Daughter, 8:30 p.m., Fox
19 Kids and Counting, 9 p.m., TLC
Dance Moms, 9 p.m., Lifetime
Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?, 9 p.m., WE
Ringer, 9 p.m., CW
The Real Housewives of Orange County, 9 p.m., Bravo
Breaking In, 9:30 p.m., Fox
Alien Encounters, SERIES PREMIERE, 10 p.m., Science
Body of Proof, 10 p.m., ABC
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Network
Storage Wars Texas, 10 p.m., A&E;
Tabatha Takes Over, 10 p.m., Bravo
The Game, 10 p.m., BET
Top Shot, 10 p.m., History
Tosh.0, 10 p.m., Comedy Central
Key & Peele, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Let's Stay Together, 10:30 p.m., BET
Jason Segel on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Jonah Hill on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Nick Jonas on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET
Nick Offerman on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Will Ferrell and Ellie Kemper on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Will Ferrell on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11 p.m., Comedy Central
What are you watching tonight?