What to watch on Tuesday, November 1...
Although most of your day will be spent cleaning up smashed pumpkins (darn kids!), strewn toilet paper (darn teens!), and littered Werther's Originals wrappers (darn seniors!), remember to take some time to do what really matters: Watch television!
The sexy, musically talented children of McKinley High welcome a new foreign-exchange student this week (played by The Glee Project winner Damian McGinty), but Brittany mistakes him for a leprechaun. Also, Mercedes tries to recruit new members for her rival glee club, with awkward and frequently shout-sung results.
Tonight Jess walks in on Nick naked and her reflexive laughter gives him severe body shame issues. Plus Winston brushes up on all the pop culture he missed while in Europe and comedy hottie Lake Bell (Childrens Hospital) guest-stars as Nick's attractive coworker.
Sons of Anarchy
Tonight SAMCRO's agenda runs into trouble when it's discovered that The Niners have forged a new alliance. This show is as serious as it is dusty! I bet everybody has mud-lung.
Tonight Bridget outs herself to Andrew and Henry as an impostor, but Henry must deal with the fact that he's now a suspect in Gemma's possible murder. Plus Juliet parties a ton because that's just what she does, deal with it.
MIDSEASON PREMIERE, 10pm, USA
Annie battles some post-failed mission blues, but the pep in her step is restored when a new assignment puts her right in the middle of a Basque separatism terrorist plot. Way to get back in the saddle, babygirl!
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
90210, 8 p.m., CW
Last Man Standing, 8 p.m., ABC
NCIS, 8 p.m., CBS
Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., NBC
The X Factor, 8 p.m., Fox
Man Up!, 8:30 p.m., ABC
19 Kids and Counting, 9 & 9:30 p.m., TLC
Dancing With the Stars, 9 p.m., ABC
NCIS: Los Angeles, 9 p.m., CBS
True Life, 9 p.m., MTV
Raising Hope, 9:30 p.m., Fox
Body of Proof, 10 p.m., ABC
Chelsea Settles, 10 p.m., MTV
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Network
Mad Fashion, 10 p.m., Bravo
Onion News Network, 10 p.m., IFC
Parenthood, 10 p.m., NBC
Reed Between the Lines, 10 p.m., BET
Tosh.0, 10 p.m., Comedy Central
Unforgettable, 10 p.m., CBS
I Used to Be Fat, 10:30 p.m., MTV
Workaholics, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Adam Sandler on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Ben Stiller & Whitney Cummings on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Condoleezza Rice on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11 p.m., Comedy Central
Dennis Miller on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Eddie Murphy & Robyn on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Hugh Jackman on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Justin Bieber on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Tracy Morgan on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC
What are you watching tonight?