What to watch on Tuesday, January 24...
Either you've had several hundred thousand dollars' worth of plastic surgery or you're just plain lookin' GREAT today! What's your secret? Just kidding, no time, I've got stuff to watch!
Tonight Raylan teams up with a former lady colleague to track down the murderer of a fellow Marshal. Meanwhile, Boyd attempts to rustle up some trouble with Dickie Bennett. I guess it's like they say: Boyd will be Boyd! (Do they say that?)
Tonight White Collar continues to explore just how handsome Neal can look in disguise when he poses as a substitute teacher at an exclusive prep school in order to locate some pilfered scholarship funds. We've all had substitute teachers that looked like this right?
A lot of people may not have noticed, but The Game is one of the highest-rated sitcoms on television, besting even many network shows. Bonus: It's actually funny. I mean, it makes ME laugh, anyway. Tonight's episode tackles the issue of unintentional racism, plus Melanie and Tasha go at it at a fashion show, obviously.
Never a dull moment for these guys and gals: Tang and Cooper get attacked on the job, putting their physical shortcomings to the test. Meanwhile Lydia and Ruben investigate a convenience store murder and Rucker becomes captain. Maybe he'll give everyone a half-day off, or like, a pizza party? They need it!
9pm, ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC
State of the Union Address
If you don't know, the annual presidential State of the Union Address is close in spirit to that segment of The Wendy Williams Show, "How They Doin'," where she checks in on former child stars who are now all grown. In this case, Wendy Williams is President Obama and the former child star is America. Tune in to see if our mean, bad extension-having stage mom (Congress?) stole all our money again.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
90210, 8 p.m., CW
All-Star Dealers, SERIES PREMIERE, 8 p.m., Discovery
Switched at Birth, 8 p.m., ABC Family
The Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., NBC
Dance Moms, 9 p.m., Lifetime
Dirty Jobs, 9 p.m., Discovery
Jane by Design, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?, SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 9 p.m., WE
Remodeled, 9 p.m., CW
Shipping Wars, 9 p.m., A&E;
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Network
Extreme Couponing All-Stars, SEASON 1 FINALE, 10 p.m., TLC
Ink Master, 10 p.m., Spike
Monster Bug Wars!, 10 p.m., Science
Storage Wars, 10 p.m., A&E;
Tabatha Takes Over, 10 p.m., Bravo
Teen Mom 2, 10 p.m., MTV
Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Let's Stay Together, 11 p.m., BET
Dot-Marie Jones on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Elizabeth Banks and Ben McKenzie on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Mary J. Blige on Watch What Happens: Live, 11 p.m., Bravo
Sam Worthington on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
What are you watching tonight?