What to watch on Tuesday, April 10...
Prediction: Today everything will go according to plan! Especially if you only have one plan and that plan is to watch television. That seems like a realistic plan to me! Here are some options for you:
SEASON 3 FINALE, 10pm, FX
The hardest-working man on television is going to be working super extra hard in tonight's Season 3 finale, "Slaughterhouse." In a blind rage after you-know-who's murder, Raylan will be a tornado of pain headed straight for Quarles. (After the dust settles, be sure and check back here for Tim Surette's season finale wrap-up!)
Tonight's the long-anticipated Matthew Bomer episode in which the erstwhile White Collar star swings by McKinley to play Blaine's hotshot actor older brother. When Blaine is annoyed by his arrival, not one person in America will agree with Blaine. Bomerrrrr!!
SEASON 8 PREMIERE, 9pm, Discovery
If you think your job is annoying, everyone's favorite fishermen return tonight to remind us how much worse they have it. In tonight's Season 8 (!) premiere, the captains must make some tough decisions about where to crab after their quotas are slashed. Or something. Crab economics stuff.
It's taken 20 episodes, but he's finally making an appearance tonight: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar plays himself when Winston takes a job for a radio shock jock. Meanwhile Jess invites Russell to come hang at the loft for the weekend but is concerned when he takes to the loft lifestyle a little too quickly.
SERIES PREMIERE, 10pm, Syfy
Meet the Parker Brothers, a couple of Floridian dudes who can create cars from scratch based on any old wild idea one may have. For instance in tonight's premiere, noted actor 50 Cent commissions a jet car. That's right, a jet car. Show us the future, Parker Brothers!
SERIES PREMIERE, 10pm, WE
Now that Shannen Doherty has gotten her education out of the way, it's time for her to have her own reality series! In tonight's premiere, the asymmetrical people-person will plan her wedding with David Tutera. Can't wait to see all the drama that unfolds! Just kidding, I can wait.
PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
Last Man Standing, 8 p.m., ABC
NCIS, 8 p.m., CBS
The Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., NBC
Cougar Town, 8:30 p.m., ABC
Biography: Glee, 9 p.m., Biography
Dance Moms: Miami, 9 p.m., Lifetime
Dancing with the Stars, 9 p.m., ABC
NCIS: Los Angeles, 9 p.m., CBS
Ringer, 9 p.m., CW
The Real Housewives of Orange County, 9 p.m., Bravo
The Voice, 9 p.m., NBC
Raising Hope, 8 p.m., Fox
16 and Pregnant, 10 p.m., MTV
Body of Proof, SEASON 2 FINALE, 10 p.m., ABC
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Network
Deadliest Catch: Deckhands, 10 p.m., Discovery
Fashion Star, 10 p.m., NBC
I Escaped a Cult, 10 p.m., NatGeo
Love for Sail, SERIES PREMIERE, 10 p.m., Lifetime
The Game, 10 p.m., BET
The Little Couple, 10 p.m., TLC
Top Shot, 10 p.m., History
Unforgettable, 10 p.m., CBS
Let's Stay Together, 10:30 p.m., BET
Savage U, 11 p.m., MTV
True Life: I'm Addicted to Sex, 11:30 p.m., MTV
Christina Applegate on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
David Spade on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Guy Pearce on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Jason Biggs on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Josh Hutcherson & Rachel Maddow on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:34 p.m., NBC
Kathy Najimy on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Sean Hayes on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Seann William Scott on Last Call with Carson Daly, 1:36 a.m., NBC
What are you watching tonight?