What to watch on Monday, October 24...
Hey how was your weekend? That was a rhetorical question, we all KNOW how your weekend went. Sorry about your car. And your tiger cub. And the pirate treasure. And your dignity! Cheer up, though, 'cause the TV forgives everything.
How I Met Your Mother
Tonight everyone comes to the same startling conclusion: each of their significant others reminds them of their parents. Plus Barney's attempt at a romantic night with Nora goes completely smoothly. No it doesn't!
Mike & Molly
Victoria's issues continue to cause problems for Mike and Molly, especially when Mike attempts to mediate and only makes things worse. When will Mike learn? Don't help people!
Amy decides that her soul would be better served working for a non-profit organization. That is, until she receives a five-figure bill from her treatment center. "D'Oh!" —Homer Simpson.
A Yom Kippur celebration takes a turn for the awkward at Louis's family's house, plus Serena's new job puts her friendship with Dan in jeopardy. Elsewhere, Nate stares blankly at something.
A routine investigation into the murder of a wealthy restaurateur leaves McGarrett with no other choice than to get involved in a mixed-martial-arts fight. "D'Oh!" —Homer Simpson.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
World Series Game 5 [?], 7:30 p.m., Fox
Adventure Time with Finn & Jake, 8 p.m., Cartoon Network
Dancing with the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC
Gossip Girl, 8 p.m., CW
The Sing-Off, 8 p.m., NBC
2 Broke Girls, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Bad Girls Club, 9 p.m., Oxygen
Bored to Death, 9 p.m., HBO
Hart of Dixie, 9 p.m., CW
Hoarders, MIDSEASON PREMIERE, 9 p.m., A&E;
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 9 p.m., Bravo
Scare Tactics, 9 p.m., Syfy
Two and a Half Men, 9 p.m., CBS
Bachelorette Party: Las Vegas, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Castle, 10 p.m., ABC
Ridiculousness, 10 p.m., MTV
Cuff'd, 10:30 p.m., MTV
Pawn Stars, 10:30 p.m., History
Death Valley, 11 p.m., MTV
Urban Legends, 11 p.m., Syfy
Bryan Cranston on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson,, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Jonah Hill & Chris Isaak on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Kaitlin Olson on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Naomi Watts & Beirut on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Salma Hayek on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
What are you watching tonight?