What to Watch Tonight: Mike & Molly, How I Met Your Mother, and Enlightened

What to watch on Monday, October 24...

Hey how was your weekend? That was a rhetorical question, we all KNOW how your weekend went. Sorry about your car. And your tiger cub. And the pirate treasure. And your dignity! Cheer up, though, 'cause the TV forgives everything.

8pm, CBS
How I Met Your Mother
Tonight everyone comes to the same startling conclusion: each of their significant others reminds them of their parents. Plus Barney's attempt at a romantic night with Nora goes completely smoothly. No it doesn't!

9:30pm, CBS
Mike & Molly
Victoria's issues continue to cause problems for Mike and Molly, especially when Mike attempts to mediate and only makes things worse. When will Mike learn? Don't help people!

9:30pm, HBO
Enlightened
Amy decides that her soul would be better served working for a non-profit organization. That is, until she receives a five-figure bill from her treatment center. "D'Oh!" —Homer Simpson.

8pm, CW
Gossip Girl
A Yom Kippur celebration takes a turn for the awkward at Louis's family's house, plus Serena's new job puts her friendship with Dan in jeopardy. Elsewhere, Nate stares blankly at something.

10pm, CBS
Hawaii Five-0
A routine investigation into the murder of a wealthy restaurateur leaves McGarrett with no other choice than to get involved in a mixed-martial-arts fight. "D'Oh!" —Homer Simpson.


PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
World Series Game 5 [?], 7:30 p.m., Fox
Adventure Time with Finn & Jake, 8 p.m., Cartoon Network
Dancing with the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC
Gossip Girl, 8 p.m., CW
The Sing-Off, 8 p.m., NBC
2 Broke Girls, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Bad Girls Club, 9 p.m., Oxygen
Bored to Death, 9 p.m., HBO
Hart of Dixie, 9 p.m., CW
Hoarders, MIDSEASON PREMIERE, 9 p.m., A&E;
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 9 p.m., Bravo
Scare Tactics, 9 p.m., Syfy
Two and a Half Men, 9 p.m., CBS
Bachelorette Party: Las Vegas, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Castle, 10 p.m., ABC
Ridiculousness, 10 p.m., MTV
Cuff'd, 10:30 p.m., MTV
Pawn Stars, 10:30 p.m., History
Death Valley, 11 p.m., MTV
Urban Legends, 11 p.m., Syfy

LATE-NITE PICKS:
Bryan Cranston on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson,, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Jonah Hill & Chris Isaak on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Kaitlin Olson on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Naomi Watts & Beirut on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Salma Hayek on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS


What are you watching tonight?

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Nothing really..
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How I Met Your Mother. I quit Two and a Half Men.
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I like how Terra Nova has been removed from the "What to watch" list lol.
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Maybe because it is not airing tonight ? Check the schedule ...
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gossip girl, hart of dixie, hawaii five-0, castle. I'll be missing The Lying Game, house and terra nova tonight. sob, sob
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Adventure Time and Regular Show
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2 broke girls, castle, bored to death, hart of dixie, hawaii five-0, enlightened
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Bored to Death, Castle.
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a new regular show also comes tonight
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Mike & Molly, Two and a Half Men, and Kensi Blye on Hawaii Five-0.
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Hawaii 5-0!!! McGarrett fights Chuck Liddell! Woot!
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2 Broke Girls, Mike & Molly, Castle, Hawaii Five-0, Antiques Roadshow....
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Bored to death, Castle , Craig Ferguson
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hawaii 5-0, castle
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Adventure Time and 2 Broke Girls. c:
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nothing...mondays suck
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2 Broke Girls.
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HIMYM, 2 Broke Girls, Two and a Half Men, Bored to Death, and Castle
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How I met your mother, Castle and Hawaii Five-0;)
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Reruns of all the great shows that were on Sunday.
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Two broke girls, Mike & Molly, Hart of Dixie and Castle.
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Hawaii Five-0 is on ABC?
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No, Its on CBS
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I shouldn't compile these while drinking.
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Where's the fun in that?
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Hawaii Five-0, Castle, and Hart of Dixie
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Castle, Hawaii FIve-0 and 2 Broke Girls

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The start of hopefully a better week!! I'm watching HIMYM, 2 Broke Girls, and Hawaii Five-0
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Hart of Dixie, 2 Broke Girls, Castle, How I Met Your Mother
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Oh, yea, I forgot 2 and A half Men
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Hawaii Five-0, Castle and HIMYM
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I like all characters from Mike and Molly with the exception of Mike. He's just annoying
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It's a busy night tonight, HIMYM, M&M,Castle,Enlightened 7 2bg
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Hawaii 5-0 and 2 Broke Girls
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HIMYM & Castle
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"Elsewhere, Nate stares blankly at something." I would watch the show just for that comment. :D
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I laughed.
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How I Met Your Mother, Mike & Molly, Enlightened, Gossip Girl, Hawaii Five-0, Bored to Death and Castle
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No new Terra Nova! How will I survive?
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How I Met Your Mother
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Castle.
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How I Met Your Mother, Hawaii Five-0, Castle, and the LLS w/ Craigy Ferg.

Also, bits and pieces of baseball during commercials and such.
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Ah, The Great American Pastime. Is there any better commercial substitute?
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Gossip Girl is on the CW, not FOX.
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Apologies, we've fixed the error.
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HIMYM, Hart of Dixie, Castle and Hawaii Five-0
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lol Nate stares blankly at something xD
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How I Met Your Mother, Hart Of Dixie, Castle, Death Valley, Hawaii 5-O, 2 Broke Girls and Bored To Death.
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gossip girl

how i met your mother

2 broke girls

hart of dixie

two and a half men

hawaii five-0

castle

death valley
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How I Met Your Mother, 2 Broke Girls, Two and a Half Men, Mike & Molly, Hawaii Five 0.
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Hart of Dixie, Two and a Half Men, Mike & Molly, Hawaii Five-O, Bored to Death, Ridiculousness, Death Valley, and Conan.
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Is the NCIS:LA / Haway 5:0 for real? If so, yay! I love me a good crossover. :D
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HIMYM, Gossip Girl, 2 Broke Girls, Hart of Dixie, Castle
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Enlightened, 2 Broke Girls, Castle, Hart of Dixie, Bored to Death.
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MAD, Mike & Molly, Curiosity, Hoarders, maybe Scare Tactics.
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How I Met Your Mother, Gossip Girl, 2 Broke Girls, Hart Of Dixie, Mike & Molly, Enlightened, Castle, and Death Valley
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