What to Watch Tonight: Modern Family, Psych, and American Horror Story

What to watch on Wednesday, December 7...

Aside from being cold, what are your evening plans? Might I suggest a selection of television shows to keep you company while you're cold? Voila:

9pm, ABC
Modern Family
In "Express Christmas," the various modern family members decide to celebrate Christmas early and immediately, so they all split up to carry out their various tasks: Mitchell, Alex, and Lily must find a tree; Gloria's in charge of the ornaments; Jay wraps gifts with Cameron; and WE just kick back and enjoy ourselves (despite our cold fingers and toes).

10pm, FX
American Horror Story
The season-long arcs continue to unravel as Violet learns more about how the ghost system works. Plus we'll get a fuller story about how exactly Larry burned his face, and Constance will be questioned by the LAPD. (Since when is camp a crime?)

10pm, USA
Psych
A broad-daylight murder prompts Shawn and Gus to hide the only witness at a remote commune which is home to "eccentric" individuals. Basically it's Sister Act but with crystals instead of crucifixes.

9:30pm, ABC
Happy Endings
A reluctant Max somehow agrees to play Santa Claus for Penny's charity event, plus Jane accidentally gives her housekeeper too much of a Christmas tip. We've all been there, right? (P.S. What is a housekeeper?)

10pm, TV Land
Hot in Cleveland
The ladies join Victoria on a gay cruise when she's invited to be a guest speaker. But will Victoria and Joy's pretend-lesbian relationship stand up to scrutiny when they both develop crushes on the ship's handsome captain? Everything about this seems reasonable.

10pm, ABC
Revenge
Things aren't quite as festive in the Hamptons when Victoria's power struggles continue to sour her relationship with Conrad. Elsewhere, Emily exploits one of Nolan's secrets in order to get at Tyler, plus Amanda could get used to her new lifestyle. And really, who can blame her? I think most of us aspire to be surrounded by greenscreen one day as well.

PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
40 Winningest Winners of 2011, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 8 p.m., VH1
Survivor: South Pacific, 8 p.m., CBS
The Middle, 8 p.m., ABC
The X Factor, 8 p.m., Fox
Suburgatory, 8:30 p.m., ABC
America's Next Top Model, SEASON 17 FINALE, 9 p.m., CW
Baseball Wives, 9 p.m., VH1
Criminal Minds, 9 p.m., CBS
Ghost Hunters, 9 p.m., Syfy
Harry's Law, 9 p.m., NBC
Work of Art: The Next Great Artist, 9 p.m., Bravo
I Hate My Teenage Daughter, 9:30 p.m., Fox
CSI, 10 p.m., CBS
Law & Order: SVU, 10 p.m., NBC
Moonshiners, 10 p.m., Discovery
The Real World: San Diego, 10 p.m., MTV
State of Play, 10 p.m., BBC America
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!
Toddlers & Tiaras, 10 p.m., TLC
Top Chef: Texas, 10 p.m., Bravo
The Exes, 10:30 p.m., TV Land

LATE-NITE PICKS:
Adam Carolla and Neil Diamond on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Jane Fonda and Russel Brand on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Jessica Biel on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Michael Moore on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Trace Adkins on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Zac Efron and Coldplay on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC

 

What are you watching tonight?

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CSI, Criminal Minds
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ABC: All

CBS: Nothing

NBC: Law & Order: SVU

FOX: Nothing

CW: Nothing
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Moonshiners is awesome! These guys are just plain S.M.R.R.T smart. This is one of the best reality shows I have ever seen. I really like how the main guy explains why he likes Shotguns to the old guy and his wife in the first episode, it was so nice but it was obviously a threat lol. I am just dying to watch tonight's episode. I'm surprised you haven't tore this apart yet TV.com, I would love to hear your opinions. Oh and the cops are not too smart and seem to have no clue. I think everyone in the US needs to watch this show.
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Cold? Thailand is great this time of year!

Oh, Baseball Wives??? hahahaha, what a joke this is!

Everyone knows hockey players have the real hotties!
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Modern Fam, Psych, Happy Endings, Hot in Cleveland, The Middle, Suburgatory, Crim Minds, I Hate My Teenage Daughter, The Exes
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Survivor, Criminal Minds, Revenge.... 5 more weeks until One Tree Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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suburgatory, Harry's Law, Dvr--->Criminal Minds, Revenge and Dvr --->American Horror Story.
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criminal minds criminal minds criminal minds !!!!!!!!!!!
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The X Factor <3
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Mondern Family, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
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Watch: Harry's Law, Revenge.

DVR: SVU.

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Survivor and Criminal Minds.
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Modern Family, Suburgatory, and my favorite, Happy Endings. Then American Horror Story.
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Revenge and Criminal minds :D

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The Middle, Happy Endings, Mod Fam...ABC owns Wednesday.
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Happy Endings. Also Picnicface, because I live in Canada.
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CAN'T WAIT for psych!!!!

i honestly don't know why hot in cleveland isn't cancelled yet, i don't really hate it, i watch it from time to time. but it never seemed -from the moment it was first aired- like its the kind of show that would get enough ratings to keep it going.
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An American Horror Story & Ghost Hunters
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American Horror Story, Suburgatory, The Middle, Happy Endings, CSI, Criminal Minds



The Exes and I Hate My Teenage Daughter - but only as part of the "4 episode test".
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American Horror Story, Psych, Suburgatory and Criminal Minds
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Horror Story, REvenge
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Revenge and American Horror Story
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MF, happy endings, the soup
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Revenge, Suburgatory and Amnerican Horror Story.
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The Middle, Suburgatory, Happy Endings, Hot In Cleveland, Revenge and American Horror Story.
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The Middle, Suburgatory, Modern Family, Happy Endings and Psych.
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The Middle!

Modern Family!

Hot in Cleveland!
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Suburgatory
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Criminal Minds, Harry's Law, State of Play, CSI, Ghost Hunters, Psych, Hot in Cleveland, The Exes...
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Modern Family, Happy Endings, Suburgatory, Psych, and the LLS w/ CF.
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American horror story and Revenge
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suburgatory

criminal minds

harry's law

american horror story

csi

revenge



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Revenge and Criminal Minds
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American Horror Story, Modern Family, Suburgatory, Happy Endings, Revenge.



I'm giving up on I Hate My Teenage Daughter. I'm watching way too much TV anyway. Sorry, Jaime.
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Revenge and Criminal Minds
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The Middle, Up All Night, Suburgatory, Modern Family, Psych, Hot in Cleveland, American Horror Story and The Soup.
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Modern Family, Hot In Cleveland, Harry's Law, Revenge
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Modern Family, Criminal Minds, CSI, Psych and the TNT movie "Silent Witness".
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The Middle, The X Factor, Up All Night, Suburgatory, Happy Endings, I Hate My Teenage Daughter, Revenge, The Soup, American Horror Story, Hot In Cleveland, Psych, The Exes, and Lea Michele on Leno
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The Middle, Suburgatory, Modern Family, Revenge, American Horror Story, and Conan.



Anyone else tune into last week's enema known as The Exes...?
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Up All Night, Modern Family, Happy Endings, Harry's Law, Revenge and American Horror Story. I should be studying...
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Revenge and Psych
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