What to Watch Tonight: Modern Family, Revenge, and CSI's Season Finale

What to watch on Wednesday, May 9...

Like the glassy-eyed elegants in the above Revenge still, we toast to Wednesday! Sure there's still a ton of work left to do (hence the eyes) but we're halfway there so it's all downhill now! When you finally put down that fizzy flute, here are tonight's primetime offerings:

9pm, ABC
Modern Family
Corporate synergy alert! Tonight the Pritchett clan visits a certain amusement park ALSO owned by ABC's parent company. (I won't name names.) Anyway, at—let's just call it "one of the happiest places on the planet"—Phil has trouble keeping up with Luke; Jay and Gloria bicker over footwear; and Mitchell and Cameron deal with Lily's new fondness for running everywhere all the time. Okay, it's Disneyland.

9pm, CBS
Criminal Minds
Tonight's Criminal Minds, "Profiling 101," promises to be slightly more educational than usual as Rossi and his posse (Rosse?) teach a college course on criminal profiling by taking the class through an old case in which a serial killer operated for over 20 years. Bring your notebooks and a positive mental attitude!

10pm, ABC
Revenge
Whoops, it's flashback time! In "Legacy," we'll check in with some characters way back in 2002, specifically Amanda before she became Emily. Watch as Nolan urges her to transform herself into a vengeance-bot! But especially tune in to find out what Nolan's hair looked like back then. I'm guessing flat-top fade.

SERIES PREMIERE, 10pm, Bravo
Around the World in 80 Plates
Widely liked and/or feared former Iron Chef Cat Cora hosts this new game show in which twelve chefs compete in an Amazing Race-meets-Top Chef adventure around the globe during which they'll be eliminated one by one. Tonight's destination? Ye Olde Londontowne! (London.)

SEASON 12 FINALE, 10pm, CBS
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
CSI's twelfth (!) season crosses the finish line tonight with "Homecoming," in which the gang investigates three related murders that occur in the vicinity of a campaign fundraiser. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Get 'em, Danson.

PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
Betty White's Off Their Rockers, 8 p.m., NBC
Survivor: One World, 8 p.m., CBS
The Middle, 8 p.m., ABC
Suburgatory, 8:30 p.m., ABC
America's Next Top Model: British Invasion, 9 p.m., CW
American Guns, 9 p.m., Discovery
Ghost Hunters, 9 p.m., Syfy
I (Almost) Got Away With It, 9 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis, 9 p.m., Bravo
Rock Center with Brian Williams, 9 p.m., NBC
Dog the Bounty Hunter, 9:30 p.m., A&E;
Don't Trust the B--- in Apartment 23, 9:30 p.m., ABC
America's Best Dance Crew, 10 p.m., MTV
Brave New World with Stephen Hawking, 10 p.m., Science
Duck Dynasty, 10 p.m., A&E;
Hot in Cleveland, 10 p.m., TV Land
Law & Order: SVU, 10 p.m., NBC
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!
Toddlers & Tiaras, 10 p.m., TLC
Total Blackout, 10 p.m., Syfy
Happily Divorced, 10:30 p.m., TV Land
Sold!, 11 p.m., History

LATE-NITE PICKS:
Anna Wintour on Colbert Report, 11:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Chloe Moretz on Last Call with Carson Daly, 1:36 a.m., NBC
Eva Longoria on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Garry Shandling & Alison Brie on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:34 p.m., NBC
Howard Stern & Brooklyn Decker on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Ian Somerhalder on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Jenna Fischer on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Jennifer Love Hewitt on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET
Joel McHale & Nina Dobrev on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Rita Wilson on Watch What Happens: Live, 11 p.m., Bravo
Steve Harvey on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC

 

What are you watching tonight?

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Revenge
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Don't trust the B----, Revenge, Chelsea Lately
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Criminal Minds, Revenge!!!!!!!!!
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criminal minds
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REVENGE
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Modern Family.
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"The Middle" and "Modern Family" = )
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I'm going to Disneyland on Friday as an early Mother's Day trip (oh, and I guess now that I say it out loud, I should probably take my mom as well). So I guess I'll watch Modern Family for tips on how to be wackier and more sitcommy at the happiest place on Earth.



Aaaannnyway, tonight it's Modern Family, Criminal Minds (which I will be dropping at the end of the season), the Bitch in 23, CSI, SVU, The Craig Ferguson Robot Friends Show.
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Modern Family

Criminal Minds

Off Their Rockers

DTtBiA23

The Soup

Suburgatory

Chelsea Lately

Conan

Daily Show

Colbert Report
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Probably nothing. Just looking forward to Thursday.
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Betty White's Off Their Rockers, Ghost Hunters & Hot In Cleveland
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Don't Trust the B in Apt 23, Total Blackout
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Revenge, Don't Trust the B---- in Apt 23
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Suburgatory and Revenge
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Suburgatory; Modern Family; Don't Trust the B in 23; the Late Late Show with Craig Fergs.



Probably ABDC.



Maybe The Soup.
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The Middle, Suburgatory, Modern Family, Apartment 23, and Revenge.
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Just what I was gonna say. Thanks, Aquitar94.
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No problem!
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Modern Family, Revenge, ANTM British Invasion, Don't Trust the B. in Apt 23 will do.
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Revenge , Suburgatory , The Middle , Happily Deforsed
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Modern Family, Revenge, Suburgatory, Don't Trust the B--- in Apartment 23.
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Dont Trust the Bitch, Revenge.
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Same
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Criminal Minds, Modern Family and Don't Trust the B---- in Apt. 23. I'll also try to catch America's Best Dance Crew.
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Suburgatory, Criminal Minds, CSI, Revenge, Don't Trust the B--- in Apartment 23
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DTtBiA23 (even the acronym is too long), Modern Family, Suburgatory. ABC kind of owns Wednesdays.



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So, I'm back to my original Black and White Fringe Division icon. Yep. Back to normal. Feels good ... Unless you guys really liked my Red F.D icon .... Anybody?
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I did, red is intense, like u about Fringe
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Ghost Hunters, CSI, maybe Criminal Minds, maybe White Heat (on BBC America)...
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Criminal Minds, Revenge, ANTM, Suburgatory, SVU, Apt.23
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Modern Family, Don't Trust the Blah Blah Blah in Apt. 23, Revenge. + The Killing, Smash, and Glee. (EXAMS!!!)
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The Middle, Suburgatory, Modern Family, Hot in Cleveland and The Soup.
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