What to watch on Tuesday, March 27...
Assuming your television wasn't stolen by an elaborate underground ring of TV thieves and sold to a chop shop where it was stripped for parts, check out these cool shows tonight!
Tonight we'll find out just HOW awkward Jess' date will go with Mr. Fancypants, guest-star Dermot Mulroney. Meanwhile a former college friend of Nick's arrives and influences him to return to frattier ways. Plus one of the roommates discovers Schmidt and Cece's secret relationship (which is the BEST recurring plotline, just FYI).
Hey, I haven't recommended this thing in a while, so let's check in on what's happening in the BH: Shady PJ asks Naomi for her hand in marriage, but Annie discovers his secrets! Also Dixon might be betraying Adrianna and Liam will frown when he finds out Vanessa drained his bank account. So, basically, not much is happening, sorry guys. False alarm.
In "Game of Jones," Oz goes to extremes to verify the existence of a supposedly successful sales representative. Elsewhere, Cameron attempts to help Veronica become more popular around the office. (Has she tried handing out Kraft Singles? Worked for me.)
Tonight the battle between Boyd and Quarles comes to a head! (I don't know whose head. The battle's?) Elsewhere Raylan must put an end to a pair of Detroit hit men. Get 'em, RG!
In the promisingly titled "Let's Kill Bridget," the titular Gellar decides to testify against a real jerk. Plus Machado gets himself suspended from the FBI and Henry threatens to dump Siobhan unless she quits it with the revenge junk.
PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
Dancing with the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC
NCIS, 8 p.m., CBS
Raising Hope, 8 p.m., Fox
The Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., NBC
Cougar Town, 8:30 p.m., ABC
Dance Moms, 9 p.m., Lifetime
Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?, SEASON 2 FINALE, 9 p.m., WE
NCIS: Los Angeles, 9 p.m., CBS
16 and Pregnant, SEASON 4 PREMIERE, 10 p.m., MTV
Body of Proof, 10 p.m., ABC
Fashion Star, 10 p.m., NBC
Storage Wars Texas, 10 p.m., A&E;
Tabatha Takes Over, 10 p.m., Bravo
The Game, 10 p.m., BET
The Little Couple, 10 p.m., TLC
Top Shot, 10 p.m., History
Tosh.0, 10 p.m., Comedy Central
Unforgettable, 10 p.m., CBS
Let's Stay Together, 10:30 p.m., BET
Ashton Kutcher & Justin Bieber on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Jason Sudeikis & Lionel Richie on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Josh Hutcherson & Simon Pegg on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Macy Gray on Tavis Smiley, 12 a.m., PBS
Mitt Romney & Megan Hilty on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Sam Worthington on Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11 p.m., Comedy Central
Shaquille O'Neal on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Toby Keith on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
What are you watching tonight?