What to Watch Tonight: Pretty Little Liars, The Glee Project, and Rizzoli & Isles

What to watch on Tuesday, June 26...

I know what you're thinking, and no, Price Peterson has not fallen overboard while paddling down the Amazon on a weekend getaway to Peru. I'm not even sure he's been to Peru. But surprise! I'm taking over his What to Watch Tonight listings. Because frankly he's been hogging them and I'm tired of it—so I'm staging a What to Watch coup! (Also Price needs more time to work on photo recaps.) AND HEY LOOK AT ALL OF THIS TV THAT'S ON TONIGHT:

8pm, ABC Family
Pretty Little Liars
In "Birds of a Feather," Hanna starts getting some serious sass from Caleb, who doesn't understand what the deal is with her Mona visits. Hanna wants to tell him the truth, but she probably won't. Meanwhile Aria considers breaching the liars-forever code to tell her mom the truth about her dad's dating habits... but she probably won't. There's a reason this show isn't called Pretty Little Truth-Tellers, people! In other news, Spencer starts digging for more dirt on Melissa and Emily meets Maya's cousin.

U.S. Live Olympic Trials: Swimming
Oh HELLO "the-Olympics-are-just-around-the-corner" o'clock! Tonight it's time for future Phelps hopefuls to prove their worth to the American people. Their worth, of course, is defined only by how fast they swim and not at all by their character. But, for the sake of the Olympics, let's just assume the two go hand-in-hand. Tonight's trials will include the women's 400m free and 100m fly, as well as the men's 100m breaststroke.

9pm, Oxygen
The Glee Project
Tonight's episode is called "Sexuality." What more do you need to know? Tonight's group of what appear to be underage teens will attempt to sex up their images—much to the discomfort of their overage fans. Oh, and they'll be covering "Moves Like Jagger" and "Milkshake." Hah! Amazing.

9pm, TNT
Rizzoli & Isles
In "Welcome to the Dollhouse," Jane and Maura become particularly disturbed by a string of murders targeting young, professional women who, when found dead, have all been dressed up like dolls. Ew, now my weird uncle's doll collection just seems even creepier. On a lighter note, Angela moves forward on ideas for her new cafe and Jane uncovers details surrounding Casey's injury. Progress!

Craft Wars
Guess who's back, back again. Tori's back, tell a friend. Seriously, though, Tori Spelling is hosting this new TLC series that pits talented craftsmen and women against each other in a competition reality series that hopes to put Martha Stewart to shame. Tonight's premiere is titled "Summer School" and the challenges will range from creating duffel bags from scratch to building an entire playhouse made of school supplies. Wow. Here's my question: Where do these crafty people live and can I hire them to build me a fort made of TV listings?

Retired at 35
Tonight marks the return of that show about a young, rich, retired guy who none of us can relate to! I do love me some Jessica Walter though, so I think I might actually check this one out. In "Up North," David's father Alan tries to enlist David and Amy's help in winning back their mother, Elaine—but he's worried she may be dating another man. Old people: They're just like us!

Hell's Kitchen, 8 p.m., Fox
The Catalina, 8 p.m., CW
The Real Housewives of Orange County, SEASON 7 FINALE PART 1, 8 p.m., Bravo
America's Got Talent, 9 p.m., NBC
American Ninja Warrior, 9 p.m., G4
Dance Moms, 9 p.m., Lifetime
Deadliest Catch, 9 p.m., Discovery
Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files, 9 p.m., Syfy
Hollywood Heights, 9 p.m., Nickelodeon
Jane by Design, 9 p.m., ABC Family
MasterChef, 9 p.m., Fox
Mysteries at the Museum, 9 p.m., Travel
The Real Housewives of Orange County, SEAON 7 FINALE PART 2, 9 p.m., Bravo
What Not to Wear, 9 p.m., TLC
Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp, 10 p.m., Lifetime
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Network
Franklin & Bash, 10 p.m., TNT
Hollywood Treasure, 10 p.m., Syfy
Kendra on Top, 10 p.m., WE
Love in the Wild, 10 p.m., NBC
Our America with Lisa Ling, 10 p.m., OWN
Pregnant in Heels, 10 p.m., Bravo
Storage Wars, 10 p.m., A&E;
Teen Mom, 10 p.m., MTV
The Brit List: 20 Coolest, 10 p.m., BBC America
Tosh.0, 10 p.m., Comedy Central
Workaholics, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central

LeBron James on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Matt LeBlanc on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:34 p.m., NBC
Louis C.K. on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Charlie Sheen on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET
Emma Stone on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Russell Brand and Big K.R.I.T on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS


What are you watching tonight?

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