What to Watch Tonight: Psych, Survivor, and Face Off

What to watch on Wednesday, March 7...

True science fact: The human brain can keep seven pieces of information in the foreground at any given time. For tonight at least, let these be six of them:

10pm, USA
From your comments I'm starting to get the impression you guys enjoy Psych? That makes sense: Fun shows are fun! Tonight's episode is titled "Heeeeere's Lassie!" and in it Lassiter gets Shawn and Gus to look into some spooky happenings at his condo. Not sure how the above image of them falling into fast food comas will factor in, but I'm pretty jealous right now.

8pm, CBS
Survivor: One World
Tonight sees the aftermath of the tribal council blindsiding of evil himbo Matt. Also one of the tribes must deal with "an unforgivable betrayal" which forces its members to bring down the banhammer on someone. Plus the usual beautiful-people-smelling-bad kinda stuff.

8pm, CW
One Tree Hill
In "Every Breath is a Bomb," Brooke and Julian double-down on their family's safety, plus Chase faces repercussions for sticking up for Chuck. Also Clay and Morgan attempt to reconcile their issues and Mouth becomes indebted to Skills. Meanwhile Ambrelle makes an alliance with Doodle and Phrank confronts Tercel during Blompie's kerchlungdar.

SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 10:30pm, TV Land
Happily Divorced
Tonight sees the return of Fran Drescher's second-best sitcom. Just to refresh your memory, this is the one where she plays a woman recently divorced from her homosexual ex-husband. In tonight's season premiere, she avoids attending her high school reunion as a divorcee by enlisting Elliott as her fake fiancé. Hijinks!

10pm, Syfy
Face Off
Get ready for some hot "dinoplasty" action! In tonight's installment of TV's current best reality competition, the remaining artists must create human-dinosaur hybrids while staring down the barrel of a double elimination. It should be interesting to see which of the resulting creatures will be showing up in your nightmares tonight.

Revenge For Real
First of all, nice title, ABC! Second of all, this show looks pretty good. It's a true-crime reality series about stories of vengeance, particularly among the wealthy. In tonight's premiere, the various talking heads will discuss the 2001 murder of Hamptons millionaire Ted Ammon. (The sensei did it!)

American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
The Middle, 8 p.m., ABC
Whitney, 8 p.m., NBC
Are You There, Chelsea?, 8:30 p.m., NBC
America's Next Top Model: British Invasion, 9 p.m., CW
Ghost Hunters International, 9 p.m., Syfy
I Am Bruce Lee, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 9 p.m., Spike
Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy, 9 p.m., History
Snoop Dogg Presents The Bad Girls of Comedy, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 9 p.m., Showtime
Sons of Guns, 9 p.m., Discovery
Top Chef: Texas, REUNION SPECIAL, 9 p.m., Bravo
Happy Endings, 9:30 p.m., ABC
Doomsday Bunkers, SERIES PREMIERE, 10 p.m., Discovery
Hot in Cleveland, 10 p.m., TV Land
Million Dollar Listing: New York, SERIES PREMIERE, 10 p.m., Bravo
Prophets of Science Fiction, 10 p.m., Science
Rock Center with Brian Williams, 10 p.m., NBC
The Challenge: Battle of the Exes, 10 p.m., MTV
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!

Jon Hamm and Kumail Nanjiani on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Julianne Moore on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Martha Stewart on Watch What Happens: Live, 11 p.m., Bravo
Susan Sarandon on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Willem Dafoe on Colbert Report, 11:30 p.m., Comedy Central


What are you watching tonight?

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