What to Watch Tonight: Revenge and the Season Finales of Suburgatory and Criminal Minds

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What to watch on Wednesday, May 16...

How's your Wednesday so far? Ooof, really? Jeez. Sorry to hear that! But hey, look on the bright side: Good TV is headed your way!

SEASON 1 FINALE, 8:30pm, ABC
Suburgatory
After a surprisingly fun and addictive first season, Suburgatory draws to a close tonight with "The Motherload": Tessa feels left out when the community takes a day to celebrate mothers, but Dalia sorta-shuns her mom in order to take a trip to Israel. Meanwhile Eden reacts memorably to the Lerners' endangered-animal theme baby shower and Fred unveils a surprise for Sheila. Have a cool summer, Suburgatory!

SEASON7 FINALE, 9pm, CBS
Criminal Minds
Two hours of madness! In the first hour, the BAU must deal with a hostage situation which is especially complicated when one of THEM is taken hostage. In the second hour everyone will just have to deal with Prentiss leaving. Again. For good? Maybe!

10pm, ABC
Revenge
In "Grief," Emily and Jack will bond over a shared tragedy. Elsewhere Conrad does NOT approve of Victoria's most recent collaboration and Charlotte decides to exact some vengeance upon Declan. You came to the right place, girl!

10pm, NBC
Law & Order: SVU
Pop quiz: Does the following NBC-provided description describe tonight's season finale, or EVERY EPISODE OF SVU EVER?: "Police dive into an underground world of self-mutilation and ritual amputation while searching for a missing woman."

9:30pm, ABC
Don't Trust the B---- In Apartment 23
Tonight Chloe attempts to get June to have more casual sex; meanwhile James worries about his gig on Dancing With the Stars when a sex tape he made with Chloe somehow goes public. Regular, everyday problems, basically.

PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
Betty White's Off Their Rockers, 8 p.m., NBC
The Middle, 8 p.m., ABC
America's Next Top Model: British Invasion, 9 p.m., CW
American Guns, 9 p.m., Discovery
Ghost Hunters, 9 p.m., Syfy
I (Almost) Got Away With It, 9 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis, SEASON 1 FINALE, 9 p.m., Bravo
Modern Family, 9 p.m., ABC
America's Best Dance Crew, 10 p.m., MTV
Around the World in 80 Plates, 10 p.m., Bravo
Duck Dynasty, 10 p.m., A&E;
Hot in Cleveland, 10 p.m., TV Land
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!
Toddlers & Tiaras, 10 p.m., TLC
Total Blackout, 10 p.m., Syfy
White Heat, 10 p.m., BBC America
Happily Divorced, 10:30 p.m., TV Land
Sold!, 11 p.m., History

LATE-NITE PICKS:
Betty White on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Brooklyn Decker on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Joel McHale & Bobby Brown on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:34 p.m., NBC
Judah Friedlander on Last Call with Carson Daly, 1:36 a.m., NBC
Liam Neeson & Marc Maron on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Michael Clarke Duncan on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Rita Wilson on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Taylor Kitsch & Tony Hale on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC

 

What are you watching tonight?