What to Watch Tonight: Royal Pains, Top Chef Masters, and Dallas

What to watch on Wednesday, August 1...

Do not adjust your television set: The gymnastics stadium at the London Olympics really IS that pink (p.s. congrats, USA women's gymnastics team!). Tonight in primetime we'll return to the glowing magenta arena for the men's gymnastics all-around, plus there will be more swimming, diving, and beach volleyball. Or there's these less sporty but still fun offerings:

9pm, USA
Royal Pains
In "Manimal," Hank and Divya treat a "large animal veterinarian" (maybe he's feeling a little hoarse? Har, sorry, moving on). Elsewhere, Evan and Paige help a friend who's dealing with an unexpected loss, and Boris hosts a secret international summit at Shadow Pond but then has to help out one of the power players after he falls ill.

9pm, TNT
More oil! More drama! More screen time for Larry Hagman's eyebrows! And also a medical crisis strikes the Ewing family.

My Teen's Pregnant and So Am I
Don't know that there's much to add to this one, that title says it all.

10pm, USA
Necessary Roughness
Yeehaw! Tonight Dani treats a professional bull rider. Plus Dani and Matt deal with their break-up, Matt and Nico struggle to control a pesky reporter who's observing T.K. at training camp, and Ray Jay does so well on the SATs that it causes tension with Olivia.

10pm, BRAVO
Top Chef Masters
In "You May Now Feed the Bride," we'll see the chefs catering—and possibly ruining, according to the promos—a wedding. Hopefully no one will incur any skin graft-requiring injuries this week!

American Greed: The Fugitives, SERIES PREMIERE, 10pm, CNBC
Big Brother, 8 p.m., CBS
Melissa & Joey, 8 p.m., ABC Family
NinjaGo: Masters of Spinjitzu, 8 p.m., Cartoon Network
Baby Daddy, 8:30 p.m., ABC Family
Ben 10: Omniverse, SERIES PREMIERE, 8:30 p.m., Disney
American Guns, 9 p.m., Discovery
America's Lost Treasures, 9 p.m., NatGeo
Beverly Hills Nannies, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Cajun Pawn Stars, 9 p.m., History
Haunted Collector, 9 p.m., Syfy
Hollywood Exes, 9 p.m., VH1
Hollywood Heights, 9 p.m., Nickelodeon
How the Universe Works, 9 p.m., Science
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles, 9 p.m., Bravo
Property Brothers, 9 p.m., HGTV
Toddlers & Tiaras, 9 p.m., TLC
Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?, 9 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Barter Kings, 10 p.m., A&E;
Dates from Hell, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Diamond Divers, SEASON FINALE, 10 p.m., Spike
Final Witness, 10 p.m., ABC
Futurama, 10 p.m., Comedy Central
Picked Off, 10 p.m., History
Restaurant: Impossible, 10 p.m., Food
School Spirits, SEASON FINALE, 10 p.m., Syfy
The Franchise: A Season with the Miami Marlins, 10 p.m., Showtime
The Real World: St. Thomas, 10 p.m., MTV
The Soul Man, 10 p.m., TV Land
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!
Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman, 10 p.m., Science
Top Chef Masters, 10 p.m., Bravo
House Hunters International, 10:30 p.m., HGTV
The Exes, 10:30 p.m., TV Land

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11 p.m., Comedy Central
The Colbert Report, 11:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Selma Blair and Adam Savage on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS

What are you watching tonight?