What to watch on Monday, February 13...
Today is not only Monday, it's the day before Valentine's Day! That's double the stress for those of you in relationships (or who are, I don't know, trying to be in one by the end of the day). Fortunately most of tonight's primetime offerings involve the holiday so maybe they'll help you brainstorm it up?
NBC's new hit returns with "Callback," in which Karen and Ivy endure a rigorous audition process while Eileen scrambles to secure financial backing. Elsewhere Julia and Frank deal with some red tape surrounding their adoption plans. And everything will look VERY expensive.
In the handsomely titled "Chase," the doctor with the same name will deal with injury, both physical and mental. Elsewhere House attempts to help a cloistered nun on the verge of taking her final vows, plus House and Taub have a prank-off. Guys, cool it, Chase is trying to deal with some stuff. Have some respect.
Tonight Georgina (a.k.a. THE GOSSIP GIRL) crashes Nate's Valentine's Day party with presumably catty results. Meanwhile Blair decides to play matchmaker and Serena witnesses something she can't even believe.
2 Broke Girls
Valentine's Day arrives in Fake Williamsburg, but Max and Caroline must spend the holiday at the hospital when Earl suffers a heart attack (caused by Sophie's outfit). This episode will be tugging all the heartstrings, all the dirtiest heartstrings.
In "Addicted to Love," Josh attempts to cure his own werewolf curse once and for all. Elsewhere, Aidan and Suren struggle to deal with the Boston vampire situation, and Sally's addiction starts to have its downsides.
Uh-oh, somebody's getting fired! After Five-0 gets involved with an unfortunate international incident, Governor Denning gives someone the boot. In slightly more lighthearted happenings, Chin Ho struggles to find something special for Malia for Valentine's Day. Aw, Chin Ho, she'll like anything you give her.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Antiques Roadshow, 8 p.m., PBS
How I Met Your Mother, 8 p.m., CBS
Pretty Little Liars, 8 p.m., ABC Family
The Bachelor, 8 p.m., ABC
The Voice, 8 p.m., NBC
Alcatraz, 9 p.m., Fox
BET Honors 2012, AWARDS SPECIAL, 9 p.m., BET
Hart of Dixie, 9 p.m., CW
Hoarders, 9 p.m., A&E;
Slavery by Another Name, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 9 p.m., PBS
The Lying Game, 9 p.m., ABC Family
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 9 p.m., Bravo
Two and a Half Men, 9 p.m., CBS
Mike & Molly, 9:30 p.m., CBS
Caged, 10 p.m., MTV
Castle, 10 p.m., ABC
Intervention, 10 p.m., A&E;
It's a Brad Brad World, 10 p.m., Bravo
Lost Girl, 10 p.m., Syfy
Pawn Stars, 10 p.m., History
The Bad Girls Club, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Carol Burnett on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Ice-T, Coco, and Adam Pally on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Jeff Goldblum, David Alan Grier and Lana Del Rey on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Jennifer Lopez on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Nicolas Cage on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Reese Witherspoon on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
What are you watching tonight?