What to Watch Tonight: So You Think You Can Dance, Beverly Hills Nannies, and Necessary Roughness

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What to watch on Wednesday, July 11...

Remember last Wednesday? It was the Fourth of July, so if you were celebrating properly, your answer should be, "no, I don't remember." Anyway, that's not the point. The point is: It's already THIS Wednesday, can you believe it?! And thank the heavens above, our Wednesday night television schedule is back to normal. Welcome back, TV shows below!

8pm, Fox
So You Think You Can Dance
Thanks to last weeks patriotic holiday, SYTYCD took a brief hiatus—much to our hearts' dismay!!—but now it's back, and the Top 20 will perform for our amusement, so all is well and safe in the world. Are you playing favorites, yet?

SERIES PREMIERE, 9pm, ABC Family
Beverly Hills Nannies
ABC Family is finally getting over its pent up resentment for never having been invited to the reality TV party... by throwing its own! And it's going to be just as mind-numbing as we ever could have hoped! I'm so glad, though, because it's about time we all discovered how cut-throat the babysitting industry is these days. Good grief. Hey, who invited Charlie Brown to the party?

SEASON 3 PREMIERE, 9pm, Investigation Discovery
Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?
Investigation Discovery is creeping its way to up to secure its position as the gnarliest network on television. And by "gnarly" I mean "horrifyingly fear invoking." Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry profiles marriages that don't just go wrong, but that usually end in MURDER. Or near-death, anyway. Tonight's premiere features a girlfriend who pulls a "strong independent woman" on her crazy, controlling boyfriend by telling him she's walking. You go, girl! Oh wait, never mind—he's coming to kill you now! Remind me to never (bleeping) fall in love. Thanks, Investigation Discovery.

SEASON PREMIERE, 10pm, Showtime
The Franchise: A Season with the Miami Marlins
This is better than reality. It's docu-reality. And it's a pretty cool behind-the-scenes show for baseball fans. Tonight's second season premiere introduces us to the Miami Marlins and all that the team must endure on and off the diamond. And seeing as the team's now equipped with a new name, manager, stadium, and a few new players, they sure have a lot of adjusting to do.

10pm, USA
Necessary Roughness
"Mr. Irrelevant" kicks off as Dani takes on a new client, an illusionist (Gob? Arrested Development cameo? Please?). Maybe he'll help her break the news to her kids that she's been dating Matt. "You think that's surprising, watch this guy saw me in half!" Anyway, she's going there tonight—telling her kids about Matt, that is. Also, T.K. gets into a Twitter war with a familiar rival. You're so in vogue, T.K., Twitter wars are so hot right now.

PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
Dogs in the City, 8 p.m., CBS
Melissa & Joey, 8 p.m., ABC Family
Baby Daddy, 8 p.m., ABC Family
America's Got Talent, 9 p.m., NBC
American Guns, 9 p.m., Discovery
America's Lost Treasures, 9 p.m., NatGeo
Cajun Pawn Stars, 9 p.m., History
Dallas, 9 p.m., TNT
Haunted Collector, 9 p.m., Syfy
Hollywood Exes, 9 p.m., VH1
Hollywood Heights, 9 p.m., Nickelodeon
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles, 9 p.m., Bravo
Property Brothers, 9 p.m., HGTV
Royal Pains, 9 p.m., USA
Toddlers & Tiaras, 9 p.m., TLC
American Greed, 10 p.m., CNBC
Around the World in 80 Plates, 10 p.m., Bravo
Barter Kings, 10 p.m., A&E;
Cheer Perfection, 10 p.m., TLC
Diamond Divers, 10 p.m., Spike
Fast N' Loud, 10 p.m., Discovery
Final Witness, 10 p.m., ABC
Futurama, 10 p.m., Comedy Central
House Hunters, 10 p.m., HGTV
How the Universe Works, SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 10 p.m., Science
Inside Men, 10 p.m., BBC America
Necessary Roughness, 10 p.m., USA
School Spirits, 10 p.m., Syfy
The Real World: St. Thomas, 10 p.m., MTV
The Soul Man, 10 p.m., TV Land
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!
Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman, 10 p.m., Science
The Exes, 10:30 p.m., TV Land

LATE-NITE PICKS:
Bryan Cranston on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Morgan Freeman and the Britain's Got Talent winner on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:34 p.m., NBC
Wanda Sykes on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Elijah Wood on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC

 

What are you watching tonight?

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