What to Watch Tonight: Suburgatory, Revenge, and Hot in Cleveland

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What to watch on Wednesday, May 2...

Wednesdays aren't exactly the classiest nights of television, but they certainly are fun. So tonight before tuning in, maybe throw on a nice mink stole and pop some bubbly in order to raise the overall level of elegance in your living room. This has been your Classy Tip of the day!

8:30pm, ABC
Suburgatory
Guest star Alicia Silverstone's Eden is the focal point in "Hear No Evil," as George attempts to get Tessa more excited about meeting his sorta-girlfriend. Meanwhile Noah helps George establish better boundaries with Eden after the neighborhood takes a ton of interest in their relationship. "As if!" -Alicia Silverstone, that one time.

10pm, ABC
Revenge
Tonight the SEC takes active interest in Grayson Global and the press starts getting riled up about Daniel's impending release. Meanwhile Emily discovers a new photo of David and she's back on the schemin' train with a one-way ticket to heck! (For the others at least).

8pm, CBS
Survivor: One World
We're in the weird part of the season where it's pretty clear who MIGHT win so it's really a matter of whether the other castaways will let that happen. Will Kim continue her domination of the game or will Chelsea or Sabrina pull off a game-changer? Anyway, tonight the remaining contestants will also be getting visits from loved ones, so expect tears! (More than usual, that is.)

9pm, CBS
Criminal Minds
After a serial murderer is executed in Oklahoma, a copycat springs up to take his place. Will the team stop him or her? In less exciting news, Prentiss will stress over a real-estate purchase. Come on, sort out your priorities, lady.

10pm, TV Land
Hot in Cleveland
Kristen Chenoweth isn't ONLY a Good Christian Belle/B----, she also occasionally plays a Beverly Hills trainwreck! In "The Gateway Friend," the ladies of Hot in Cleveland will attempt to reunite guest star Chenoweth with her dermatologist Ex in order to score future appointments with him. Or something! Who cares, they're all so charming.

PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
Betty White's Off Their Rockers, 8 p.m., NBC
The Middle, 8 p.m., ABC
America's Next Top Model: British Invasion, 9 p.m., CW
American Guns, 9 p.m., Discovery
Behind the Music: Notorious B.I.G., 9 p.m., VH1
Ghost Hunters, 9 p.m., Syfy
I (Almost) Got Away With It, 9 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis, 9 p.m., Bravo
Modern Family, 9 p.m., ABC
Rock Center with Brian Williams, 9 p.m., NBC
Dog the Bounty Hunter, 9:30 p.m., A&E;
Don't Trust the B--- in Apartment 23, 9:30 p.m., ABC
Brave New World, 10 p.m., Science
Duck Dynasty, 10 p.m., A&E;
Law & Order: SVU, 10 p.m., NBC
Million Dollar Listing New York, SEASON 1 FINALE, 10 p.m., Bravo
America's Best Dance Crew, 10 p.m., MTV
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!
Toddlers & Tiaras, 10 p.m., TLC
Total Blackout, 10 p.m., Syfy
Whitechapel, 10 p.m., BBC America
Happily Divorced, 10:30 p.m., TV Land
Sold!, 11 p.m., History

LATE-NITE PICKS:
Amy Poehler & Daniel Dae Kim on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Anjelica Huston on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Bombay Bicycle Club on Last Call with Carson Daly, 1:36 a.m., NBC
Ed Helms on Tavis Smiley, 12 a.m., PBS
Eva Green on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Gabourey Sidibe on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET
Norah Jones on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Raphael Saadiq on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Scarlett Johansson on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:34 p.m., NBC

 

What are you watching tonight?