What to Watch Tonight: Survivor, Happy Endings, and Criminal Minds

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What to watch on Wednesday, February 22...

Feast your eyes (ugh, what is an eye feast??) on these hot Wednesday picks!

8pm, CBS
Survivor: One World
Whoops, my pre-game favorite Kourtney had a painful (in both ways) exit during last week's premiere, so I don't even know WHAT to think anymore. Luckily the same-beach twist remains intriguing: This week one tribe will become openly dysfunctional in plain view of the other, plus a group of outsiders bands together to take on some top dogs. Plus swimwear.

9:30pm, ABC
Happy Endings
In "The Butterfly Effect Effect" the circle o' pals celebrate their own Groundhog Day-esque tradition, the annual Jane-and-Brad domestic dispute. Similarly, the occasion will also provide a sign for whether Max should come out of his proverbial winter hibernation or not.

9pm, CBS
Criminal Minds
Tonight the gang takes a break from psycho killers and just plays Apples to Apples over some sangria. Just kidding [sadface emoticon]. Instead they'll look into a series of home invasion murders in the Inland Empire. Sorry guys.

10pm, Syfy
Face Off
Guest-judge LeVar Burton appears in tonight's extraterrestrial-themed challenge, where contestants must design alien makeup based on judge Patrick Tatopoulos's own sketches. Fun fact: Roland Emmerich loves Patrick Tatoupolos's work so much he named the Matthew Broderick character in Godzilla after him! No really.

SEASON 3 FINALE, 10pm, USA
Royal Pains
In tonight's Season 3 finale, "This One's for Jack," Hank struggles to come to terms with Jack's illness. Meanwhile three kids with video cameras annoy Hank with their daredevil shenanigans, plus Evan partners with Boris's cousin in a search for an experimental treatment. Have a great summer, characters! (Is it ever not summer there?)

PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
One Tree Hill, 8 p.m., CW
The Middle, 8 p.m., ABC
Whitney, 8 p.m., NBC
Are You There, Chelsea?, 8:30 p.m., NBC
Suburgatory, 8:30 p.m., ABC
Ghost Hunters International, 9 p.m., Syfy
Modern Family, 9 p.m., ABC
Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy, 9 p.m., History
Remodeled, 9 p.m., CW
Rock Center With Brian Williams, 9 p.m., NBC
20/20: Before They Were Famous, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 10 p.m., ABC
CSI, 10 p.m., CBS
Dark Minds, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Law & Order: SVU, 10 p.m., NBC
The Challenge: Battle of the Exes, 10 p.m., MTV
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!
Top Chef: Texas, 10 p.m., Bravo

LATE-NITE PICKS:
Abby Lee Miller & David Alan Grier on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET
Alan Alda on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC
Carson Kressley & Anne Rice on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Gabourey Sidibe on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
JB Smoove & Bombay Bicycle Club on Last Call with Carson Daly, 1:35 a.m., NBC
Jennifer Aniston on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Jessica Alba on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Paul Rudd on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Tim Allen on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC

 

What are you watching tonight?

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