What to watch on Wednesday, September 28...
The only way tonight's television experience could get more exciting would be if you strapped the remote control to an agitated cat. Better catch that little feller!
8pm, CBS
Survivor: South Pacific
Now that two people inhabit Redemption Island, tonight brings us the first duel
of the season. Plus we'll learn whether Brandon will face consequences for his truly repugnant actions last week, and Ozzy will continue to resemble a sexier, more soulful, slightly more Mexican Jesus Christ.
9pm, NBC
Modern Family
Tonight Gloria is irked by Jay's friendship with his dog, Claire learns a lesson when she tries to teach a lesson, and Cameron goes on a juice fast. An annoying yet charming juice fast!
8pm, NBC
Up All Night
Will Forte guest-stars as Chris' new friend who's full of advice on spicing things up in the bedroom, plus The Lonely Island's Jorma Taccone guest-stars as Ava's ex. In case I haven't mentioned it enough, this show is just great.
SERIES PREMIERE, 8:30pm, ABC
Suburgatory
When a single dad (Jeremy Sisto) moves himself and his teenage daughter from NYC to the suburbs, he doesn't keep in mind the many annoying things about the suburbs. Like those stickers people put on their minivans representing each member of the family? He hasn't thought about those at all I bet!
SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 9:30pm, ABC
Happy Endings
Tonight sees the return of ABC's finest sitcom about young singletons! In the Season 2 premiere, Penny attempts to turn her life around by buying a house, plus Jane encourages Alex and Dave to somehow commemorate the one-year anniversary of her leaving him at the altar.
SEASON 26 PREMIERE, 10pm, MTV
Real World: San Diego 2
Aaand it's back to San Diego for Season 26 of MTV's original slap/scream/drunkfest poignantly titled The Real World. Cast members include an arena football player, an African singer-songwriter, a lesbian who occasionally passes for male, and a bisexual live wire who tends to misbehave when he's drunk. But then, doesn't that describe EVERYONE's circle of friends?
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
H8R, 8 p.m., CW
The Middle, 8 p.m., ABC
The X Factor, 8 p.m., Fox
Free Agents, 8:30 p.m., NBC
America's Next Top Model, 9 p.m., CW
Criminal Minds, 9 p.m., CBS
Ghost Hunters, 9 p.m., Syfy
Harry's Law, 9 p.m., NBC
Law & Order: UK, 9 p.m., BBC America
MythBusters, 9 p.m., Discovery
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, 10 p.m., CBS
Dance Moms, 10 p.m., Lifetime
Extreme Couponing, SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 10 & 10:30 p.m., TLC
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, 10 p.m., NBC
Luther, SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 10 p.m., BBC America
Paranormal Witness, 10 p.m., Syfy
Revenge, 10 p.m., ABC
The Ultimate Fighter, 10 p.m., Spike
Top Chef: Just Desserts, 10 p.m., Bravo
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time, CLIP SHOW, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Blue Mountain State, 11 p.m., Spike
LATE-NITE PICKS:
Anderson Cooper & Nick Offerman on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Anna Faris & Michael Emerson on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC
Bill O'Reilly on Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11 p.m., Comedy Central
Dylan McDermott on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Ed Helms on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
John Lithgow on Colbert Report, 11:31 p.m., Comedy Central
Rashida Jones on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Seth MacFarlane on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Seth Rogen & Kid Cudi on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
What are you watching tonight?
Suburgatory, Modern Family, Happy Endings, Revenge, Up All Night, Harry's Law, Law:SVU and my favorite show of the night Criminal Minds.
Free Agents and Criminal Minds
Up All Night, Modern Family, Harry's Law and Blue Mountain State
MF, Hap End, REVENGE
subpergatory was unwatchable...and i like sisko and turdke(sp)...horrible!!!!!
SVU, Revenge
The Middle, Modern Family, Up All Night, Suburgatory, Free Agents, Revenge, and Conan.
Up All Night, Modern Family, Suburgatory and Revenge.
Survivor, Ghost Hunters and Criminal Minds.
Mythbusters & Blue Mountain State
The Middle, Harry's Law, Ton of Cash, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Up All Night and Top Chef: Just Desserts
modern family, up all night
CSI and maybe I'll DVR Luther.
I think Revenge deserves a feature.
Suburgatory, Happy Endings, Criminal Minds, Revenge
Suburgatory and Revenge!
The Middle, Modern Family, Up All Night (already saw it on Yahoo), Suburgatory, Happy Endings, Free Agents, Criminal Minds, Blue Mountain State
Just Criminal Minds for me :)
So excited about the return of HAPPY ENDINGS! Will be watching that, Modern Family, Revenge, and Suburgatory.
free agents, suburgatory, harry's law, revenge, csi, criminal minds
the middle and revenge and i may give subrugatory a try looks kind of corny but maybe i will be wrong.
Modern Family, Suburgatory, Happy Endings and CSI.
Up all night, Suburgatory, Modern Family, Happy Endings, Harry's Law, Law and Order: SVU, Revenge
Modern Family, Up All Night, Happy Endings, Free Agents, and Craig Ferguson.
Maybe Suburgatory or CSI.
Survivor, ANTM, Modern Family
Harry's Law, Suburgatory, Free Agents, CSI, Criminal Minds, Blue Mountain State and maybe Happy Endings... actually it has Elisha Cuthbert in it so I will be watching it.
"The Middle" & "Modern Family."
The Middle and Modern Family. Maybe Up All Night (comes on at 10pm where I am), if there's nothing else on.
Criminal Minds, Anderson on Letterman, Bill O'Reilly on The Daily Show(this is going ot be hilarious).
criminal minds
harry's law
csi
revenge
Happy Endings, ANTM, Criminal Minds, Law&Order SVU, Revenge, Maybe Harry's Law and Up All Night.
SVU, first episode with Danny Pino.
Modern Family, Suburgatory and Happy Endings. I'm actually quite exited of Suburgatory, based on the trailer it might provide a few good laughs. The producers behind the show have a somewhat nice resume.
And maybe I should watch Bill O'Reilly on Daily Show with Jon Stewart. That's like a face-off between a dwarf and a giant in the intellectual department. Could be brutal.
I disagree with everything Bill O'Reilly stands for, but you've got to admire his cojones for being the solitary Fox News personality willing to go on John Stewarts show. For an ego-maniacal Republican, that's like walking into the lions den of liberalism (death by pithiness).
I can definitely agree on that point of view. But at the same time I must remind myself of that there is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. One can easily be mistaken for the other.
I believe the two aren't always mutually exclusive.
Criminal Minds, CSI, Ghost Hunters, Harry's Law, Law & Order: UK, Revenge (online), maybe: Up All Night, Free Agents, Suburgatory, Happy Endings...
Survivor, Modern Family, Up All Night, The Middle, Harry's Law, ANTM and Revenge
The Middle, Up All Night, Suburgatory, Modern Family, Nick Swardson's Pretend Time, Paranormal Witness, NewNowNext and maybe some day (or never) Survivor. Whew!
Modern Family, Criminal Minds and CSI.
The Middle, The X Factor, Up All Night, Suburgatory, Happy Endings, Revenge, Blue Mountain State, Nick Offerman on Letterman, Ed Helms on Leno, Rashida Jones on Craig Ferguson, and Anna Faris on Jimmy Fallon