What to watch on Wednesday, June 6...
Before you take a look at tonight's schedule, try to not to get TOO angry about it. It's summertime, after all. Relax! But yeah, slim pickings:
So You Think You Can Dance
Just please stop dancing for FIVE SECONDS so you can read this: Tonight's auditions will be in Atlanta. Okay, you can resume dancing now. Or whatever it is you THINK you're doing.
SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 9pm, History
Cajun Pawn Stars
In tonight's second season premiere of the spin-off of the show you'd rather be watching, the titular deep south pawn shop owners will negotiate the acquisitions of a hydraulic dentist's chair from the early 1900s and also Geronimo's walking stick. Tune in for the thickly accented bartering, stay for the thickly accented hijinks!
SEASON 4 PREMIERE, 9pm, USA
It's back! "After the Fireworks" kicks off Season 4 with a jaunty little episode concerning a food festival (featuring Top Chef Texas winner Paul Qui as himself!) at which Hank and Divya must treat the patrons. Meanwhile Evan tries to set up his own business and Jill leaves her job. Oh, Jill, good luck, girl.
SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 10pm, USA
Tonight Dani helps out with the Hawks' pre-season preparations but runs into some last minute issues! On the bright side, her secret relationship with Matt is still all hot n' heavy, so don't feel too bad for her just yet.
ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 10pm, TLC
The Man with the 200-lb Tumor
You're just going to have to look at the title of this TLC special and decide for yourself if it's something you want to watch. I can't make that call for you, and more importantly, I won't.
PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
E3 2012 Expo, EVENT COVERAGE, 6 p.m., G4
Dogs in the City, 8 p.m., CBS
Melissa & Joey, 8 p.m., ABC Family
American Guns, 9 p.m., Discovery
Broken Minds, SERIES PREMIERE, 9 p.m., Discovery Fit & Health
Haunted Collector, SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 9 p.m., Syfy
I (Almost) Got Away With It, 9 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles, SEASON 5 PREMIERE, 9 p.m., Bravo
Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman, 9 p.m., Science
America's Best Dance Crew, 10 p.m., MTV
American Restoration, 10 p.m., History
Around the World in 80 Plates, 10 p.m., Bravo
Fast N' Loud, SERIES PREMIERE, 10 p.m., Discovery
Hot in Cleveland, 10 p.m., TV Land
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!
White Heat, 10 p.m., BBC America
Happily Divorced, 10:30 p.m., TV Land
Adam Carolla on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Aubrey Plaza on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Jane Fonda on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Jennifer Love Hewitt & Breckin Meyer on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Julia Louis-Dreyfus & The Beach Boys on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:34 p.m., NBC
Julianne Hough & Colin Hanks on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Michael Fassbender on Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11 p.m., Comedy Central
Neil Patrick Harris on Colbert Report, 11:31 p.m., Comedy Central
Wendie Malick & Steve Guttenberg on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET
What are you watching tonight?