What to watch on Monday, November 14...
There's no use lying to you, this week may not be the easiest one. Just remember to treat yourself right, respect yourself, stay true to yourself, pamper yourself, and also just be yourself. You deserve it. And by "it" I mean TV:
Oh cool, more teen-centric stuff! Tonight Maddy interns for one of the colony's top scientists. Plus Josh continues his unbearable quest to import his girlfriend into Terra Nova. It's unclear if there will be dinosaurs, but if there are hopefully they will be hungry for bland teens?
Because it doesn't have to be Halloween for the characters to wear masks, tonight the gang attends an off-Broadway production in which the entire audience wears them. Also Diana enlists Serena to help bring down Gossip Girl herself, and Dan continues trying to peddle his YA novel.
A would-be teen actor finds himself partially paralyzed, but the team uncovers a secret about his condition (let me guess, at minute 46?). Elsewhere, House tries to remove his ankle monitor in order to attend a boxing match in Atlantic City (oh, House). Also Taub gets a case of the frowns when he finds out Rachel wants to whisk their baby away to the West Coast.
Bored to Death
The always delightful Casey Wilson appears tonight as Jonathan's college girlfriend who hires the dudes to look after her family's wedding jewels. Meanwhile a broken-hearted Ray decides to move in with George. Seems like a good idea to me.
20/20 Special Edition: Rep. Gabrielle Giffords Interview
Diane Sawyer brings us this exclusive interview with Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, who was critically wounded by a crazed shooter earlier this year. Expect to be inspired, this lady is the best.
MINISERIES PREMIERE, 8pm, The Hub
The Hub has been careful to insist that this teen miniseries is NOT a remake or reboot of the classic 1980s comedy classic, but rather a return to the rich source material that is the original board game (haha fine). Anyway, meet six teenagers all named after various colors who must piece together clues after witnessing a probable murder in a well-appointed home. If there's one thing teens love, it's solving murders!
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Adventure Time, 8 p.m., Cartoon Network
Antiques Roadshow, 8 p.m., PBS
Basketball Wives LA, 8 p.m., VH1
Dancing With the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC
How I Met Your Mother, 8 p.m., CBS
The Sing-Off, 8 p.m., NBC
2 Broke Girls, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Hart of Dixie, 9 p.m., CW
Hoarders, 9 p.m., A&E;
Love & Hip Hop, SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 9 p.m., VH1
Scare Tactics, 9 p.m., Syfy
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 9 p.m., Bravo
Two and a Half Men, 9 p.m., CBS
Enlightened, 9:30 p.m., HBO
Mike & Molly, 9:30 p.m., CBS
Bachelorette Party: Las Vegas, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Hawaii Five-0, 10 p.m., CBS
Ridiculousness, 10 p.m., MTV
Rock Center with Brian Williams, 10 p.m., NBC
The Headhuntress, SERIES PREMIERE, 10 p.m., Bravo
Cuff'd, 10:30 p.m., MTV
Death Valley, 11 p.m., MTV
Urban Legends, 11 p.m., Syfy
Amy Adams on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Jane Lynch & Ron Howard on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Poppy Montgomery on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Sarah Michelle Gellar on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
What are you watching tonight?