What to watch on Monday, October 3...

Put up your dukes, Bad Times! Tonight's TV schedule has a knuckle sandwich comin' at'cha!
SEASON 8 PREMIERE, 9pm, Fox
House
Tonight's season premiere opens one year after House ate all the drugs and drove his car into Cuddy's pad, and now he's in jail diagnosing other inmates with rare disorders. Also, at one point he must befriend an inmate played by JALEEL WHITE? Yup, it's that kind of season premiere. House is back, you guys.
8pm, Fox
Terra Nova
Tonight Taylor tries to save Terra Nova from a swarm of pterosaurs, plus Elisabeth discovers that her ex lives in the primordial neighborhood.
Also the awful son continues being a brunette Joffrey, basically.
SEASON 3 FINALE, 9pm, Syfy
Warehouse 13
In tonight's two-hour finale, Pete and Myka travel to a Wyoming high school where H.G. Wells himself works as a teacher named Emily Lake. Obviously that is the premise of the season finale of Warehouse 13, did you expect it not to be?
10pm, ABC
Castle
Things get slightly supernatural tonight when Castle and Beckett investigate a missing body potentially tied to a scientific fountain of youth. (Question: Has Beckett gone on vacation yet? Because that lady could probably use one.)
10pm, CBS
Hawaii Five-0
A Navy SEAL's been murdered, and Steve must find the culprit before Mark Harmon shows up mad at everybody. Also, Kono stresses out when Chin Ho starts chillin' with a bunch of dirty cops. Typical Kono!
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
A Night at the Movies: Stephen King, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 8 p.m., Turner Classic Movies
Basketball Wives LA, 8 p.m., VH1
Dancing with the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC
Gossip Girl, 8 p.m., CW
How I Met Your Mother, 8 p.m., CBS
Prohibition, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 8 p.m., PBS
The Lying Game, 8 p.m., ABC Family
The Sing-Off, 8 p.m., NBC
2 Broke Girls, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Girl Fight, ORIGINAL MOVIE, 9 p.m., Lifetime
Hart of Dixie, 9 p.m., CW
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 9 p.m., Bravo
Tia & Tamera, 9 p.m., Style
Two and a Half Men, 9 p.m., CBS
Mike & Molly, 9:30 p.m., CBS
Hair Battle Spectacular, SEASON 2 FINALE, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Most Eligible Dallas, 10 p.m., Bravo
Pawn Stars, 10 & 10:30 p.m., History
Ridiculousness, 10 p.m., MTV
The Playboy Club, 10 p.m., NBC
Death Valley, 10:30 p.m., MTV
Cuff'd, 11 p.m., MTV
LATE-NITE PICKS:
Evangeline Lilly on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Jane Lynch on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Kathy Bates & Paul Scheer on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Lily Tomlin & Ioan Gruffudd on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Sting on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
What are you watching tonight?




Uh, don't you mean CHIN HO stresses out when KONO starts chillin' with a bunch of dirty cops. I know maybe for you Asians all look alike, but DAMN, mixing up a man and a woman?!?
HOUSE!, How I Met Your Mother, Castle, Two And A Half Men, 2 Broke Girls, Hawaii Five-0 and Terra Nova (Though probably not in that order).
Terra Nova, Two & A Half Men, Mike & Molly, Castle, Hawaii Five-0 (online), Warehouse 13, maybe The Playboy Club (online), Two Broke Girls (online?), maybe House (online)...
Castle, Hawaii Five-0
Terra Nova, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men
HIMYM, 2 Broke Girls, Hart of Dixie, 5-0!!!
House, Terra Nova
1.Has Beckett gone on vacation yet?--yes she took off after she was shot
2. H.G. Wells himself-- i think you mean HERSELF (the main character is the sister of the H.G. Wells we know and the mastermind behind all of the stories he published)
i think its clear what i'll be watching :) those two shows and the special on
Prohibition on PBS--actually really interesting!! you guys should check it out!
gossip girl
the lying game
terra nova
2 broke girls
hart of dixie
warehouse 13
hawaii five-0
the playboy club
castle
death valley
Terra Nova, 2 Broke Girls, Warehouse 13, Castle, Hawaii Five-0, Hart of Dixie
The finale of Warehouse 13, Terra Nova and the lying game
Like others have said, on Warehouse 13, H.G. Wells is a WOMAN! jeeez, you would think that a place that posts news about TV shows would have correct info.
The two hour season final of WAREHOUSE 13!!!! and Castle.
-Bet there's a snarky Family Matters/Urkel reference in tonights episode of HOUSE with Jaleel White.
-Why is Pawn Stars trying to introduce us to boring characters? Keep it simple (Chumlee).
Terra Nova and Warehouse 13
Terra Nova and Castle.
terra nova, house
Terra Nova, Hawaii Five-O, The Lying Game, Hart of Dixie, Two and a Half Men, Mike & Molly, The Playboy Club, Ridiculousness, and Death Valley.
NBC is only delaying the inevitable with TPC... just cut your losses already. Aren't they already losing advertisers??
here goes nothing :D so: House, Terra Nova, Warehouse13, Castle, Hawaii Five-0, HIMYM and Hart of Dixie
Terra Nova and Warehouse 13
the lying game, how i met your mother, gossip girl and hawaii five 0 (i hope that kono is able to come back to the team soon!!)
I guess i will give hart of dixie another shot. The monitor of tv com needs do something about the scammers we get about making money those are annoying.
Warehouse 13 (btw, H.G. Wells is a WOMAN!), House, 2 Broke Girls, and Hawaii 5-0.
I'm also gonna watch (Evangeline Lilly on Tonight Show with Jay Leno) i would love to see her again on my TV.
You're right, it has been far too long since Evangeline Lilly has graced our Television sets.
im gonna dvr Terra Nova and The Lying Game.
when you mentioned Mark Harmon are you implying there are cross-over between ncis and hawai-five-o or just because the episode is about a navy seal ?
i wondered that too.... is mark harmon gonna be in the episode or was that just an empty reference?
Guess you'll have to watch and see...
HIMYM and Castle
Castle, How I Met Your Mother, Hart of Dixie, 2 Broke Girls
Terra Nova, Hawaii Five-0, Castle, HIMYM, Two & Half Men. Also, LLS w/ CF.
House, Terra Nova, and The Playboy Club
LOVE the GoT reference. Thanks for that! And now I'll never look at the misbehaving son on Terra Nova the same way again... O.O
There is an uncanny resemblance . . . Or, perhaps, it's just their collective douchiness which makes they seem so alike.
2 Broke Girls and Hart of Dixie (the pilot was surprisingly enjoyable).
Will be watching: HIMYM, 2 Broke Girls, House and Castle
Will be recording: Terra Nova, Warehouse 13, Two and Half men, Mike and Molly and Hawaii Five-O.
Jane Lynch on Jimmy Kimmel. Apart from that, its a slow day. Why do Monday's suck?
House, Terra Nova, The Lying Game, 2 Broke Girls, Hart of Dixie, Castle, The Playboy Club (Got to watch it 'til the bitter end. My prediction is that this episode or next week's will be the last one. So I have to enjoy all the eye-candy I can get before it gets the axe.)
We of the male species must appreciate every glorious second of Amber Heard in a bunny suit, for as long as it lasts (Probably not much longer . . . sigh.)
How I Met, 2 Broke, Two 1/2, Hawaii Five, Terra Nova, House, Castle, Gossip and Hart of. I live T.V.
Hawaii 5-0, Castle, House, HIMYM, Terra Nova
Terra Nova, MAD, Warehouse 13, Mike & Molly, The Amazing World of Gumball.
How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, 2 Broke Girls, Mike and Molly, Hawaii Five 0. This is my CBS night all my favorite shows in one night.
You wrote for Warehouse 13 "H.G. Wells himself..." It's HERSELF. H.G. is a woman.
House, Terra Nova (with pop-corn), Gossip Girl, HIMYM, 2 broke girls.
Make that two (Terra Nova with popcorn - Brilliant!), but could you hold the Gossip Girl.