What to watch on Monday, October 3...
Put up your dukes, Bad Times! Tonight's TV schedule has a knuckle sandwich comin' at'cha!
SEASON 8 PREMIERE, 9pm, Fox
Tonight's season premiere opens one year after House ate all the drugs and drove his car into Cuddy's pad, and now he's in jail diagnosing other inmates with rare disorders. Also, at one point he must befriend an inmate played by JALEEL WHITE? Yup, it's that kind of season premiere. House is back, you guys.
Tonight Taylor tries to save Terra Nova from a swarm of pterosaurs, plus Elisabeth discovers that her ex lives in the primordial neighborhood. Also the awful son continues being a brunette Joffrey, basically.
SEASON 3 FINALE, 9pm, Syfy
In tonight's two-hour finale, Pete and Myka travel to a Wyoming high school where H.G. Wells himself works as a teacher named Emily Lake. Obviously that is the premise of the season finale of Warehouse 13, did you expect it not to be?
Things get slightly supernatural tonight when Castle and Beckett investigate a missing body potentially tied to a scientific fountain of youth. (Question: Has Beckett gone on vacation yet? Because that lady could probably use one.)
A Navy SEAL's been murdered, and Steve must find the culprit before Mark Harmon shows up mad at everybody. Also, Kono stresses out when Chin Ho starts chillin' with a bunch of dirty cops. Typical Kono!
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
A Night at the Movies: Stephen King, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 8 p.m., Turner Classic Movies
Basketball Wives LA, 8 p.m., VH1
Dancing with the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC
Gossip Girl, 8 p.m., CW
How I Met Your Mother, 8 p.m., CBS
Prohibition, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 8 p.m., PBS
The Lying Game, 8 p.m., ABC Family
The Sing-Off, 8 p.m., NBC
2 Broke Girls, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Girl Fight, ORIGINAL MOVIE, 9 p.m., Lifetime
Hart of Dixie, 9 p.m., CW
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 9 p.m., Bravo
Tia & Tamera, 9 p.m., Style
Two and a Half Men, 9 p.m., CBS
Mike & Molly, 9:30 p.m., CBS
Hair Battle Spectacular, SEASON 2 FINALE, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Most Eligible Dallas, 10 p.m., Bravo
Pawn Stars, 10 & 10:30 p.m., History
Ridiculousness, 10 p.m., MTV
The Playboy Club, 10 p.m., NBC
Death Valley, 10:30 p.m., MTV
Cuff'd, 11 p.m., MTV
Evangeline Lilly on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Jane Lynch on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Kathy Bates & Paul Scheer on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Lily Tomlin & Ioan Gruffudd on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Sting on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
What are you watching tonight?