What to watch on Monday, September 26...

Don't be sad that it's Monday, there are DINOSAURS on TV tonight! Honestly, if that doesn't get you through the day, I don't know what will. Dinosaurs, you guys!
SERIES PREMIERE, 8pm, Fox
Terra Nova
Dinosaurs. In tonight's two-hour premiere, a convicted felon agrees to relocate his family through space and time in order to help populate a dinosaur-infested patch of jungle. Dinosaurs. Steven Spielberg. Dinosaurs.
SEASON 1 FINALE, 10pm, Syfy
Alphas
In tonight's conclusion to what's been an excellent first season, Red Flag escalates its war on the Department of Defense—and only our beloved heroes stand in the way. Good luck, friendly mutants!
SERIES PREMIERE, 9pm, CW
Hart of Dixie
In the worst, most embarrassing setup possible, Rachel Bilson plays a cardiothoracic surgeon (LOL) who travels to Alabama for almost no reason (to become more friendly in order to receive a medical fellowship?) and finds herself in charge of the local clinic there. So many colorful Southern rubes! Alligators! Rachel Bilson as a cardiothoracic surgeon! Must-watch television, basically.
SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 9:30pm, CBS
Mike & Molly
Newly Emmy-minted actress Melissa McCarthy returns to our living rooms tonight when you pop in your new DVD of Bridesmaids. Haha just kidding, she's also on Mike & Molly, still playing a chunky gal with an infectious spirit. Tonight's sitcom contrivance: Molly wants to plan the wedding, but Mike just wants to go fishing with the guys.
SEASON 7 FINALE, 10pm, Showtime
Weeds
After an interesting, hit-or-miss season which saw Nancy Botwin earning an early release from her halfway house and immediately setting up a drug ring in Manhattan, Weeds closes up shop tonight (and forever? No word yet on renewal) with a major confrontation between Nancy and her ambitious dreamboat son, Silas.
ORIGINAL MOVIE, 9pm, Lifetime
The Bling Ring
Did you ever read that amazing Vanity Fair article about The Bling Ring, the gang of Hollywood teens (including the girl from E!'s Pretty Wild) who burgled celebrities like Orlando Bloom and Lindsay Lohan? It was an awesome article! Anyway, tonight that story gets the Lifetime Original Movie treatment, FINALLY.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Adventure Time, 8 p.m., Cartoon Network
Basketball Wives LA, 8 p.m., VH1
Dancing with the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC
Gossip Girl, SEASON 5 PREMIERE, 8 p.m., CW
How I Met Your Mother, 8 p.m., CBS
The Lying Game, 8 p.m., ABC Family
The Sing-Off, 8 p.m., NBC
2 Broke Girls, 8:30 p.m., CBS
American Pickers, 9 p.m., History
Bad Girls Club, 9 p.m., Oxygen
OWN Behind the Scenes, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 9 p.m., OWN
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 9 p.m., Bravo
Tia & Tamera, 9 p.m., Style
Top Gear, SEASON 17 FINALE, 9 p.m., BBC America
Two and a Half Men, 9 p.m., CBS
Wrong Turn: The Kati Kim Story, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 9 p.m., Animal Planet
Castle, 10 p.m., ABC
Hair Battle Spectacular, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Hawaii Five-0, 10 p.m., CBS
Most Eligible Dallas, 10 p.m., Bravo
Pawn Stars, 10 & 10:30 p.m., History
Ridiculousness, 10 p.m., MTV
The Playboy Club, 10 p.m., NBC
Death Valley, 10:30 p.m., MTV
The Big C, SEASON 2 FINALE, 10:30 p.m., Showtime
Cuff'd, 11 p.m., MTV
LATE-NITE PICKS:
Jonah Hill on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Radiohead on Colbert Report, 11:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Ryan Gosling & Pauley Perrette on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Sarah Michelle Gellar on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Seth Rogen & Poppy Montgomery on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Taylor Lautner & Kevin Hart on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
What are you watching tonight?




How I Met, 2 Broke, Two 1/2, Hawaii, House, Terra Nova, Gossip, Hart of Dixie and my favorite show of the night Castle.
terra nova, himym, two and a half men, 2 broke girls, castle, hawaii five-0 and mike nad molly
Castle, Hawaii 5-O, Terra Nova
Terra Nova, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, Alphas, Weeds, and The Big C
Terra Nova, Hart of Dixie & Alphas
Terra Nova
will also check out Terra Nova.
Terra Nova, Weeds, Alphas
terra, Hawaii, Castle
Terra Nova and Adventure Time
I'll probably like Terra Nova, hopefully it doesn't become a one season show.
Terra Nova and Alphas
gossip girl
the lying game
terra nova
2 broke girls
hart of dixie
alphas
hawaii five-0
the playboy club
weeds
castle
the big c
death valley
How many hours is there is YOUR day? Cause there's only 24 in mine...
same for me. im disabled and home a lot
And if you download/stream you're not obligated to watch them on the same day ofcourse ;)
Only "Two and a Half Men" - not because I ever liked the show, nor do I want to see Ashton Kutcher's second episode. I'm in it for "The Big Bang Theory" crossover!!! I wanted to like "2 Broke Girls", but I found the premiere episode horrendous. I won't be tuning in for any more "Girls."
2 Broke Girls. I missed the premiere, so I'll see if I like it.
No comment.
I'm watching HIMYM, 2 Broke Girls, Hart of Dixie, Hawaii Five-0 and Pauley Perrette on the Tonight Show!!
season premiere of gossip girl (i can;t believe thats not listed in the top section but mike and molly is) and how i met your mother, the lying game and hawaii five 0
Castle and Alphas all the way! Too bad they both air at the same time. Sorry, Nathan Fillion. I'll be watching me some Ryan Cartwright tonight!
waiting for sunday Dexter
terra nova
How I Met Your Mother, The Lying Game, Terra Nova (2 part premiere, Gossip Girl, 2 Broke Girls, Tia & Tamera, Hart Of Dixie, Mike & Molly, Castle, The Playboy Club, Alphas, Death Valley, The Big C, Sarah Michelle Gellar on Chelsea Lately, and Andy Samberg and The Shins on Jimmy Fallon
I'm from and still live in Alabama, so I'm hoping Hart Of Dixie won't be one of those shows that puts the state in a bad light when the main character randomly gets stuck there.. but I'll watch anything with Rachel Bilson in it, atleast until they get offensive by generalizing about all people in the south. No more Hawaii Five-0 for me, I officially gave up after last week's boring premiere, season 1 was good but it's falling into a typical show now.moreless
did you watch all of the hawaii five 0 premiere? cause there was a great twist in the last 2 minutes
Terra Nova, Weeds, Hawaii Five-O, The Playboy Club and Alphas
Terra Nova, Alphas, Weeds, The Big C, GG and Dixie.
I guess I will give Hart of Dixey a try see if it's any good. The promos haven't really won ,me over but i'll give it a try for Rachel Bison did i say it right?
Terra Nova, Alphas, Two and a Half Men, Castle, Hawaii Five-0 and I'll check out the premiere of Hart of Dixie (gotta give all the new shows the benefit of the doubt ;) ).
Hawaii Five-0, Castle, Terra Nova and HIMYM
2 Broke Girls, Hawaii 5-0, and Alphas
So much to watch tonight! Hart of Dixie looks really cute even though Rachel Bilson is like the opposite of a doctor. The Lying game and Terra Nova. And The Bling Ring. How will I decide?!
11 episodes is a bit of a strange number of episodes for Alphas. Usually short seasons are 13 or all the way down to 10.
Well, Alphas kind of is a bit of a strange show...sort of unconventional. lol.
Terra Nova, Hawaii Five-O and Mike and Molly.
Terra Nova and The lying game :D
Castle, Alphas, and Hart of Dixie. I could see her as a doctor, though. By the way, she goes to Alabama because her dad dies and leaves her his half of the practice. I'd say that is a very big reason to go. After I learned this on the CW Fall Preview show, the show really looked interesting.
Terra Nova, Castle, Hawaii Five-0 (online), 2 Broke Girls (online?), Mike & Molly (online?), Alphas, maybe: Two and a Half Men, The Playboy Club, and Hart of Dixie...
Terra Nova, ALPHAS! =) And. Weeds.
me 2!
Will be watching HIMYM, 2 Broke Girls, Two and a Half Men, Mike and Molly, and Castle
Will be recording Tera Nova and Alpha's.
HIMYM, 2 Broke Girls, 2.5 Men. Terra Nova. Alphas & Weeds. Awesome night
Terra Nova, The Playboy Club, and Mike & Molly
Terra Nova, Hawaii Five-0, maybe Gossip Girl
Terra Nova will definitely be the one to watch tonight, although it's hard to say if it will have enough story to keep a series going. And it's still possible to make a boring show with dinosaurs (Dinotopia).
I'll also try to catch Hawaii 5-0 and the season finale of Alphas.
Terra Nova, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, Castle, Hawaii Five-0, and Alphas. Oh, and LLS w/ CF. Maybe 2 Broke Girls.