What to watch on Monday, March 12...
What's on your agenda for today? Work? Laundry? Spelunking for doubloons? Hosing down the kids? There's so much to do! Might I suggest adding these particular items to the agenda?
SEASON 16 FINALE, 8pm, ABC
The greatest love story of our times comes to fruition tonight as Ben finally decides which pretty lady he'll be proposing to: Courtney or Lindzi. But first, both ladies must meet Ben's mother and sister, and let's just say they do NOT approve of the rumors they've heard about Courtney. I know, right? (I don't know.) Oh, and stay tuned after the 2-hour finale for the 1-hour "After the Final Rose" special. Three full hours of mind-numbing drama on a Monday night? Sure, why not.
In "Clarence Montgomery," a supposedly innocent man who'd been serving time in Alcatraz resurfaces in the present day to—get this—commit crimes! Thanks A LOT, Obama.
Tonight Ivy will suddenly have to deal with vocal problems, much to her horror. Meanwhile Karen books a sweet gig at a Bar Mitzvah, and Eileen and Ellis spend some quality time in a dive bar. Don't wake the drunks!
In "When I Think About You I Shred Myself," Josh deals with a surprise visit from an old friend and Sally continues to deal with Reaper-related issues. Meanwhile Aidan decides to try and save Henry's life. With bromantic results?
Tonight Bo and Dyson find themselves on the "doing good" side of the moral spectrum when they attempt to help out a Light Fae reconcile with his brother, despite the fact he'd been marked for death. Fortunately "doing good" doesn't preclude delivering a metric ton of sardonic one-liners.
PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
Basketball Wives, 8 p.m., VH1
Pretty Little Liars, 8 p.m., ABC Family
The Voice, 8 p.m., NBC
Bethenny Ever After, 9 p.m., Bravo
Hoarders, 9 p.m., A&E;
Intervention, 10 p.m., A&E;
Love Broker, 10 p.m., Bravo
The Bad Girls Club, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Caged, SEASON 1 FINALE, 11 p.m., MTV
Jessica Simpson & Adam Carolla on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Keane on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Leslie Bibb & David Milch on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Stanley Tucci on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
What are you watching tonight?