What to Watch Tonight: The Bachelorette, Bad Girls Club, and Teen Wolf

What to watch on Monday, August 1.

How's that novel coming? Oops, you DIDN'T spend all weekend on it like you'd planned? It's okay, I guess. Don't beat yourself up over it. It was probably going to have tons of passive voice and mixed metaphors anyway. At least there's some decent television on tonight!

SEASON 7 FINALE, 8pm, ABC
The Bachelorette
"It was the beginning of romance of the century, the finale episode in which Ashley finally determined which remaining bachelor would be her soul mate, the father of her children, and the topmost branch in the illustrious, proud family tree to follow." THAT's how people will discuss tonight's episode forevermore. But will Ashley choose the photogenic dude who told her he loved her in front of a camera crew in Fiji, or will it be the other photogenic dude who told her loved her in front of a camera crew in Fiji? Who knows, but this romance is already legend, like something out of a fairytale!

SEASON 7 PREMIERE, 9pm, Oxygen
Bad Girls Club
As if New Orleans hasn't had it hard enough, tonight a new season of Bad Girls Club descends upon the hapless town. Watch as friendships develop, grudges form, beverages are consumed, and weaves get improperly cared for. And in case you're wondering, no, none of the ladies are named Katrina. (Which means it's up for grabs as a nickname!)

10pm, MTV
Teen Wolf
Tonight Stiles attempts to unravel the backstory of Derek's mostly dead family—which includes the severely burned, paralyzed, mute uncle who in my opinion is probably the Alpha? Just my opinion, though! Anyway, also, Scott will scramble to protect everyone even though he has to keep his condition a secret and things are still kind of weird with Allison. Plus: lacrosse!

9pm, Syfy
Warehouse 13
It's awkward when Pete's ex-wife returns to get remarried, but especially so when an ancient artifact threatens to ruin the special day. Also, Civil War reenactors finally get their moment in the spotlight when Steve and Claudia search for an antique of interest in their midst. (Still waiting for that Antiques Roadshow crossover, producers!)

9pm, TNT
The Closer
As Brenda and her team work to find a missing child, Captain Raydor just keeps nosing around in Brenda's business! Mind your own beez, lady!

PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...

Basketball Wives, 8 p.m., VH1
Eureka, 8 p.m., Syfy
Hell's Kitchen, 8 p.m., Fox
Secret Life of the American Teenager, 8 p.m., ABC Family
American Pickers, 9 p.m., History
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, 9 p.m., Travel Channel
Degrassi: The Next Generation, 9 p.m., Teen Nick
HGTV Design Star, 9 p.m., HGTV
Hoarders, 9 p.m., A&E;
Man vs. Wild, 9 p.m., Discovery
MasterChef, 9 p.m., Fox
Rogue Sharks, SHARK WEEK SPECIAL, 9 p.m., Discovery
RuPaul's Drag U, 9 p.m., Logo
Single Ladies, 9 p.m., VH1
Switched at Birth, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Alphas, 10 p.m., Syfy
Behind Mansion Walls, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Intervention, 10 p.m., A&E;
Pawn Stars, 10 & 10:30 p.m., History
Real Housewives of New York City, 10 p.m., Bravo
Rizzoli & Isles, 10 p.m., TNT
Summer of the Shark, SHARK WEEK SPECIAL, 10 p.m., Discovery
Surprise Homecoming, 10 p.m., TLC
The Protector, 10 p.m., Lifetime
Weeds, 10 p.m., Showtime
The A-List: New York, 10 p.m., Logo
The Big C, 10:30 p.m., Showtime

What are you watching tonight?