What to watch on Wednesday, August 29...
I'm going to start calling Wednesdays "Reality Wednesdays" because it literally feels like that's all this day has to offer, which is why I feel like I'm always featuring the same shows week after week. My apologies in advance, but here is your television line-up for the night:
SEASON FINALE, 8pm, ABC Family
Melissa & Joey
We never feature this one, but considering it's the first season finale I figure, "why not?" In "Mel Marries Joe" Mel agrees to officiate a marriage between Joe and Elena, which is happening because Joe's about to get kicked out of the country if he doesn't marry somebody STAT. Of course, my guess is that Melissa's going to have a conniption fit watching Joey walk down the isle with some other lady.
In "Dancing With the Devil" Hank treats a pop star who seeks out treatment in order to prep for her latest tour. Hank also meets a pediatrition—maybe a new friend? Meanwhile, Divya falls for a polo player (one of the guys from last week?) and Paige gets ready to leave for school. Ahhh, it's that time of year!
SEASON FINALE, 10pm, Comedy Central
In the hour long season finale (aka two episodes smushed together), "31st Century Fox; Naturama," Bender becomes a target for the hunters after saving a robotic fox from their grasp. Then the crew morphs into a team of wild animals when a nature documentary hones in on them as subjects. What kind of animal would Bender be?
SEASON FINALE, 10pm, USA
In "All The King's Horses" the Hawks prepare for their season opener, but a massive disaster may materialize at the zero hour, threatening the team's future. Considering it's the season finale, do you think this "disaster" will wind up as a cliff-hanger? And what is this disaster, anyway?
10:30pm, TV Land
In "He's Gotta Have It" the guys get a less-than-expected visitor—one of Phil's tennis star clients, who moves in for a short stint to escape from the paparazzi. Also Holly and Haskell kick start a competition to determine which one of them is better suited to take care of a pregnant Eden. Shouldn't Eden be best suited to take care of pregnant Eden?
PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
Big Brother, 8 p.m., CBS
Oh Sit!, 8 p.m., The CW
Republican National Convention, 8 p.m., PBS, CNN, MSNBC
So You Think You Can Dance, 8 p.m., FOX
Baby Daddy, SEASON FINALE, 8:30 p.m., ABC Family
Abandoned, 9 p.m., NatGeo
America's Got Talent, 9 p.m., NBC
American Greed: The Fugitives, 9 p.m., CNBC
American Guns, 9 p.m., Discovery
Haunted Collector, 9 p.m., Syfy
Hollywood Exes, 9 p.m., VH1
How the Universe Works, 9 p.m., Science
Not My Mama's Meals, 9 p.m., Cooking
Buying and Selling, SEASON PREMIERE, 9 p.m., HGTV
Restaurant: Impossible, 9 p.m., Food
Storage Wars Texas, 9 p.m., A&E;
Toddlers & Tiaras, 9 p.m., TLC
Toy Hunter, 9 p.m., Travel
Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?, 9 p.m., Investigation Discovery
America's Lost Treasures, 10 p.m., NatGeo
American Hoggers, 10 p.m., A&E;
Auction Hunters, 10 p.m., Spike
Dirty Jobs: Down Under, 10 p.m., Discovery
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, 10 p.m., TLC
I Married a Mobster, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Paranormal Witness, 10 p.m., Syfy
Restaurant Stakeout, 10 p.m., Food
The Real World: St. Thomas, 10 p.m., MTV
The Soul Man, 10 p.m., TV Land
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!
Top Chef Masters, 10 p.m., Bravo
House Hunters International, 10:30 p.m., HGTV
The Exes, 10:30 p.m., TV Land
Shia LaBeouf on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
First lady Michelle Obama on Late Show With David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Bill Maher qnd Tristan Prettyman on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Fiona Gubelmann on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
What are you watching tonight?